“There was no way of knowing if what they took was legitimate, or was there a plant?”

Donald Trump
Clearly Not Big Into Plants

23 Aug 2022

“He’s going to fucking lose.”

Donald Trump
Subject Matter Expert

20 Aug 2022

“Well I…legitimately, I own two houses. But, uh, one of them we’re building on—the other ones I rent.”

The Neither Great Nor Powerful Dr. Oz
Jersey Boy

20 Aug 2022

Che

“At a time when we needed all hands on deck, Liz Cheney jumped ship, dogpaddled to the other side, and is now shooting back at us.”

18 Aug 2022

“We are not a mixed race, and we do not want to become a mixed race either.”

Viktor Orbán
Hungry Hungary Hitler

07 Aug 2022

“One dollar. Not proven.”

Andino Reynal
Alex Jones’s Lawyer, Just Before Losing a Case for $4.1M

04 Aug 2022

“If your policy does not cover all your damage expenses, you may be eligible for federal assistance.”

FEMA

31 Jul 2022

“I don’t regret anything I did on that day.”

Josh Hawley (R-MO)
Ain’t Nothin’ Gonna Break His Stride

28 Jul 2022

“It’s a joke. They’re a joke. They’ve got no business wearing a badge. None of them do.”

Vincent Salazar
Grandfather of Slain 11-year-old Layla Salazer

17 Jul 2022

“I’m the fucking president—take me up to the Capitol now!”

Donald Trump
The D.C. Strangler

30 Jun 2022