“There was no way of knowing if what they took was legitimate, or was there a plant?”
Donald Trump
Clearly Not Big Into Plants
Clearly Not Big Into Plants
“He’s going to fucking lose.”
Donald Trump
Subject Matter Expert
Subject Matter Expert
“Well I…legitimately, I own two houses. But, uh, one of them we’re building on—the other ones I rent.”
The Neither Great Nor Powerful Dr. Oz
Jersey Boy
Jersey Boy
“At a time when we needed all hands on deck, Liz Cheney jumped ship, dogpaddled to the other side, and is now shooting back at us.”
“We are not a mixed race, and we do not want to become a mixed race either.”
Viktor Orbán
Hungry Hungary Hitler
Hungry Hungary Hitler
“One dollar. Not proven.”
Andino Reynal
Alex Jones’s Lawyer, Just Before Losing a Case for $4.1M
Alex Jones’s Lawyer, Just Before Losing a Case for $4.1M
“If your policy does not cover all your damage expenses, you may be eligible for federal assistance.”
FEMA
“I don’t regret anything I did on that day.”
Josh Hawley (R-MO)
Ain’t Nothin’ Gonna Break His Stride
Ain’t Nothin’ Gonna Break His Stride
“It’s a joke. They’re a joke. They’ve got no business wearing a badge. None of them do.”
Vincent Salazar
Grandfather of Slain 11-year-old Layla Salazer
Grandfather of Slain 11-year-old Layla Salazer
“I’m the fucking president—take me up to the Capitol now!”
Donald Trump
The D.C. Strangler
The D.C. Strangler