
SCOTISIS
And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others.

An Unbroken Tradition
…an unbroken tradition of prohibiting abortion on pain of criminal punishment persisted from the earliest days of the common law until 1973.

Diet Pepsi Total Landscaping
I was upset that they were not prepared for the massive cheating (as well as other lawyers around the President) I REFUSED all alcohol that evening. My favorite drink..Diet Pepsi.

Führerhaul
To be honest, what was really surprising for Idahoans was the actual arrests themselves. It is very rare we see law enforcement take action against white supremacy that has openly threatened violence.

Ted Cruz State Elementary
Have one door into and out of the school, and have...armed police officers at that door.

Low-Hanging Fruit
They want to know if you are eating a cheeseburger which is very bad because Bill Gates wants you to eat his fake meat that grows in a peach tree dish.

Now Serving 1,000,000
It affects virtually nobody.

Cramp Stamp
Women are not without electoral or political power.

Unpleasant and Possibly Harsh
Years on end of near total isolation exact a terrible price.

Cowardly Baby
Do you agree with this book … that babies are racist?

Show-Me Sedition
It is not a pro-riot mug. This was not me encouraging rioters.

Heil On Wheels
Remember that Zelenskyy is a thug. Remember that the Ukrainian government is incredibly corrupt and is incredibly evil and has been pushing woke ideologies.

GOPutin!
I think the American people are looking at two policy differences and recognizing that Donald Trump was absolutely on the right track when it came to Russia.

#MURA
I went in yesterday and there was a television screen, and I said, ‘This is genius.’ Putin declares a big portion of Ukraine — Putin declares it as independent. Oh, that’s wonderful.

Relatively Civilized
This is a relatively civilized, relatively European—I have to choose those words carefully, too—city, where you wouldn’t expect that or hope that it’s going to happen.

Don’t Say Gay
Don’t worry, don’t pick your gender yet.

Legitimate Discourse
WHEREAS, Representative Cheney and Kinzinger are participating in a Democrat-led persecution of ordinary citizens engaged in legitimate political discourse…

Now Serving 900,000
It affects virtually nobody.

Bat Into Hell
If I die, I die.

Ron DiSaster
Maybe you do a clinical trial, and it’ll show it’s less effective than against delta. That may be the case. But we have patients who have benefited. That’s just the fact.

Three Hundred Sixty-Five Days
We fight like hell. And if you don't fight like hell, you're not going to have a country anymore.

Handrew Cuomo
In my mind, I have never crossed the line with anyone, but I didn't realize the extent to which the line has been redrawn.

Let’s Go Brandon
She is a fearless leader, a defender of the America First Agenda, and a fighter against the Loser RINOs and Radical Democrats.

Now Serving 800,000
It affects virtually nobody.

Injudicious
He can’t be scripted, and he’s injudicious, and he often doesn’t understand that the process is about events and facts, rather than being performance art.

Klannie Oakley
She doesn’t have a backpack, we should be fine.

Inmate
[ It's a ] symbol of racism.

JWB
Fucking nigger.

Rittenclown
I'm sorry, I don't know much about ammo.

Sweet Baby Zuck’s
I do love grilling and cooking, and that was silly, and I appreciate that everyone enjoys it.

Almost Republican
Joe Manchin, I talk to his office every week.

Now Serving 700,000
It affects virtually nobody.

Del Rodeo
These agents are highly trained along with their horses and they were doing exactly what they were trained to do.

A Righteous Strike
At this point, we think the procedures were correctly followed, and this was a righteous strike. Were there others killed? Yes, there are others killed. Who they are, we don’t know.

Dunning-Kruger University Hospital
Basically, we stand for body autonomy.

The Greatest Strategist of Them All
Robert E. Lee is considered by many Generals to be the greatest strategist of them all.

Gym Jordan
Jim Jordan called me crying, groveling, begging me to go against my brother, begging me, crying for a half-hour. That’s the kind of cover-up that’s going on there.

Texas Taliban
[Allah] endowed us with the right to life.

Free Footlong
I know that the ruling was a very complex and also probably temporary. I think other things will happen and that will be the big deal and the big picture. So we’ll see what would happen, but we’re studying the ruling and we’re studying also what, what they’ve done in Texas, but we have great confidence in the governor and the attorney general and the lieutenant governor.

Don’t Mess With Gilead
This may not seem ordinary to you now, but after a time it will. It will become ordinary.

A Real Barrel of Laughs
Senate Bill One will solidify … the outcome of our elections by making it easier to … cheat.

NO AIR
I’m not taking it. Are you kidding me? Mr. Anti-Vax? Jeepers. No.

Hog Flu
It's almost deja vu—a reboot. We knew this. We all anticipated this. This is no surprise to any of us in the health care world.

Don’t Fauci My Floor
That would not have been possible if we had followed Fauci. Instead we followed freedom. And that's the reason Florida is doing better.

Nonstop Delta
Jacksonville is kind of the epicenter of this. They had one of the lowest vaccination rates going into July and that has probably really came back to bite them.

Roll Tide
This could've been prevented if we'd gotten vaccination numbers to higher levels.

The Fall of Kabul
I am driven with a mission from God. God would tell me, ‘ George go and fight these terrorists in Afghanistan. ’ And I did. And then God would tell me, ‘ George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq. ’ And I did.

Olympic Cold
The infections are expanding at a pace we have never experienced before.

The Cesspool State
We are not shutting down.

Blue Compensation
I'm building infrastructure the hard way. I'm using my resources to put in place heavy lifting infrastructure so the next generation of people can have a dynamic, entrepreneurial explosion into space.

The Incredible Dolt
He yelled at the campaign’s data analysts, as if it were their fault that his father’s early leads over Biden were shrinking. ‘ We pay you to do this, ’ he said. ‘ How can this be happening? ’

Drop a Deuce
Just say no...And keep saying no...Over Half of the US population is continuing to say no to this unapproved experimental gene therapy! ‘My body, my choice!’ #2ndAmendmentIsForThis

The Cosby Wine
His team has been working around the clock, which — he should buy them drinks, but they shouldn't drink it.

Chilocco Indian Disposal
In no other manner and by no other means, in my judgment, can our Indian population be so speedily and permanently reclaimed from the barbarism, idolatry, and savage life, as by the educational and missionary operations of the Christian people of our country.

Now Serving 600,000
It affects virtually nobody.

Dances with White Supremacists
We birthed a nation from nothing — I mean, there was nothing here.

Star of Stupid
We ain't woke.

Do Not Talk!
You know, I can laugh about things like the Grim Reaper, but calling me Moscow Mitch is over the top.

Old Gory
Enough.

Shoah Me Your Mask
You know, we can look back at a time in history where people were told to wear a gold star, and they were definitely treated like second class citizens, so much so that they were put in trains and taken to gas chambers in Nazi Germany. And this is exactly the type of abuse that Nancy Pelosi is talking about.

Human MAGApede
He would never have anticipated finding himself in the situation, but for the president and the rally and the way everything went down. We’ve heard ‘ mob mentality ’ — and he describes it to a T.

Mow the Grass
Against an implacable, well-entrenched, nonstate enemy like the Hamas, Israel simply needs to ‘mow the grass’ once in a while to degrade enemy capabilities.

Two Qualities
They're accusing me of being aggressive and saying that my mannerisms are wrong. It's definitely the other way round.

See No Evil, Hear No Evil
His abuse of power as an elected member of Congress to smear a fellow veteran who works as a staffer in the same halls is disgraceful and unethical.

Concrete Dome
Don’t worry—it will be fine, the Iron Dome will save us.

FBI Total Landscaping
Why would you do this to anyone, let alone...the personal lawyer to the 45th president of the United States?

Child Safety Gaetz
Who among us would look perfect if every ex leaked every photo/text?

Mr. Potato Head: Classic Edition
Somebody pointed out that this is a ‘Mr.’ And we cannot have a 'Mr'. Can we? We cannot have a ‘Mr.’ Somebody, somewhere, pointed out that this is toxic masculinity. Erm, and it was bad for somebody's mental health somewhere to have Mr. Potato Head.

Now Serving 500,000
It affects virtually nobody.

Death Star of David
What would that look like anyway? A laser beam or light beam coming down to Earth I guess. Could that cause a fire? Hmmm, I don’t know. I hope not! That wouldn’t look so good for PG&E, Rothschild Inc, Solaren or Jerry Brown who sure does seem fond of PG&E.

Now Serving 400,000
It affects virtually nobody.

Tenement on Wheels
Until we are able to determine and understand this problem and the dangerous threat it poses, our country cannot be the victims of horrendous attacks by people that believe only in Jihad…

To Pardon a Predator
I feel I’m nothing today. I feel I’m nothing. I lost my son and I feel I’m nothing.

The Fire of Rome, Hubert Robert, 1771
As the Holiday season approaches, President Trump will continue to work tirelessly for the American People.

Baskin Robbed Him
If President Trump grants me this miracle, I can honestly say I am putting everyone connected to that zoo and that industry behind me.

Hooray, We’re Saved
…almost 12 million renters faced average rent and utility debts of $5,850…The estimate is almost ten times the size of the $600 checks offered in Congress' second COVID-19 stimulus package.

Just Tell Mike Whatever He Needs To Hear to Get Him In That Chair
…the great vast majority of the psychological community says homosexuality at a very minimum is a choice by the individual, and at the maximum, is a learned behavior.

Now Serving 300,000
It affects virtually nobody.

Stop the Steal
The magnitude of this national security breach is hard to overstate.

Proud of What Exactly?
They're afraid to say what's on their mind for fear of getting into a fight. But if they have that guy or that group behind them, they're more bold in saying what they think, because they think someone has their back. The Proud Boys are the vehicle that attracts those people and accepts them in.

Disinfectant Misting Services
…a team deployed by the General Services Administration will…‘thoroughly clean and disinfect’ all furniture, doorknobs, handrails and light switches, before Biden and his team move in. Additionally, a private contractor will provide ‘disinfectant misting services’ to clear the air of lingering droplets.

Does Not Cure Death
It's going to be gradual, and I think we will know when we see the level of infection in the country at a dramatically lower level than it is right now that we can start gradually tiptoeing toward normality.

It’s No Worse Than The Flu-Haul
The Swine Flu (H1N1), and the attempt for a vaccine by the Obama Administration, with Joe Biden in charge, was a complete and total disaster. Now they want to come in and take over one of the greatest and fastest medical miracles in modern day history. I don’t think so!

V-Day
Wednesday's toll eclipsed American deaths on the opening day of the Normandy invasion during World War II: 2,500, out of some 4,400 Allied dead.

Alright, We’ll Call it a Draw
…we’re going to win this election in a landslide.

Three Thousand Per Day
Things are really bad.

Release the Bull Kraken
President Trump won this election in a landslide…it’s going to be irrefutable…this is essentially a new American revolution…and I’m going to release the Kraken.

It’s What’s For Dinner
…those facing hunger will swell to 1 in 6 people, from 35 million in 2019 to more than 50 million by this year’s end. The consequences are even more dire for children — 1 in 4.

Contagion
[email protected], by far the greatest mayor in the history of NYC, and who has been working tirelessly exposing the most corrupt election (by far!) in the history of the USA, has tested positive for the China Virus. Get better soon Rudy, we will carry on!!!

Infectious Laundry
This criticism is fair. It doesn't matter whether something is technically allowed or not—I need to hold myself to a higher standard and I will do better.

Legendary
There's plenty of data that could show in states with mask mandates are also having record cases and record deaths. If someone can show me the correlation between the mandate and their performance, that would be a good thing to see.

Community Theft
As has been stated by numerous legal scholars, I have the absolute right to PARDON myself, but why would I do that when I have done nothing wrong?

He Completes Him
The president out the door needs to pardon his whole family and himself because they want this witch hunt to go on in perpetuity. They're so full of rage and insanity against the president.

It‘s Beginning to Look a Lot Like COVID
That's all I hear about now. That's all I hear. Turn on television—Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid. A plane goes down. 500 people dead, they don't talk about it. Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid. By the way, on November 4, you won't hear about it anymore.

Who Gives a Fuck About Christmas?
Who gives a fuck about the Christmas stuff and decorations? But I need to do it, right?

The Man in the High Chair
For purposes of National Security, Section 230 must be immediately terminated!!!

Happy Plaguesgiving!
I encourage all Americans to gather, in homes and places of worship, to offer a prayer of thanks to God for our many blessings.

I Don’t Really Carrot All, Do U?
I can tell you we’ve come to a conclusion, and Carrots, I’m sorry to tell you the result did not change. It’s too bad for Carrots.

Hire a Clown, Expect a Circus
Sidney Powell is practicing law on her own. She is not a member of the Trump Legal Team.

The Wonderful Wizard of Oz Total Landscaping
Did you all watch My Cousin Vinny?

Rounding the Final Turn
We are rounding the final turn.

Also-Ran
I won the Election!

Frozen
We were 3½ miles through darkness to get there. There was no direction given.

Bug Carrier
…the vice president will maintain his schedule in accordance with the C.D.C. guidelines for essential personnel.

$750
No, I pay tax. I pay a lot of tax. I just signed a big fat check recently for a lot of tax. I paid literally, I paid a lot of tax and you know, look, I don’t mind. I’m proud to pay it up. If I owe it, I pay it.

Now Serving 200,000
It affects virtually nobody.

A Few Good Something
Why should I go to that cemetery? It’s filled with losers.

Mohammed bin Sawin
I saved his ass.

Orange Skies At Morning
[My] policies are promoting economic growth, while still maintaining standards that allow Americans to have among the cleanest air and water in the world.

Ember Reveal Party
You gotta clean your floors, you gotta clean your forests.

Officer in Training
He was trying to get away from them, I guess, it looks like. I guess he was in very big trouble. He probably would have been killed.

A Well Regulated Militia
How shocked are we that 17-year-olds with rifles decided they had to maintain order when no one else would?

Now Batting for the Nazis: Aubrey Huff
#KyleRittenhouse is a national treasure.

Mein Lania
My husband's administration has worked to try and affect change when it comes to issues around race and religion in this country.

Stop, and I’ll shoot!
America is a gift from God, preserved only by heroes who dared to fight and protect it as their own.

Owed DeJoy
If we don’t make a deal, that means they don’t get the money. That means they can’t have universal mail-in voting; they just can’t have it.

Some ‘Splainin To Do
It is what it is.

It‘s Just a Job
The police have killed many white people also.

SEE ‘N SPEW
If you get it in order, you get extra points.

Operation Anonymous Violence
We’re looking at Chicago, too. We’re looking at New York. All run by very liberal Democrats. All run, really, by the radical left.

The War Room
We are trying to help Portland, not hurt it.

Frijoles Supremo
The Radical Left smear machine backfired, people are buying like crazy!

NYPD Smackdown
Please don't be too nice.

This is an Emoji
This is an emoji.

Animals and Thugs
Stop treating us like animals and thugs and start treating us with some respect.

Dominate the Battlespace
The sooner that you mass and dominate the battlespace, the quicker this dissipates.

Virotechnics
We will state the truth in full without apology.

No, You’re the Puppet
Fact--Obama does not read his intelligence briefings nor does he get briefed in person by the CIA or DOD. Too busy I guess!

White Walker Privilege
This is a battle to save the Heritage, History, and Greatness of our Country!

MAGAuschwitz
[It's] exactly the right thing to do.

Deep in the Lungs of Texas
Let’s get back to work, let’s get back to living, let’s be smart about it.

Masterclass
I have experience now, so I would know better than to do things like hire John Bolton, who sucks.

Freedom to be Assholes
So many different viewpoints!

Charlie Orange
PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!

6200
WOW! The Trump Rally gives @FoxNews the LARGEST SATURDAY NIGHT AUDIENCE IN ITS HUSTORY. Isn’t it amazing that virtually nobody in the Lamestream Media is reporting this rather major feat!

Juneteenth
It's actually an important event, an important time. But nobody had ever heard of it.

A Way of Life
The pattern looked like obstruction of justice as a way of life.

LBGTs for Trump
Thank you to the LGBT community! I will fight for you while Hillary brings in more people that will threaten your freedoms and beliefs.

Heritage Mask
Our history as the Greatest Nation in the World will not be tampered with.

Two Corinthians
We're going to protect Christianity. I can say that. I don't have to be politically correct, Two Corinthians 3:17, that's the whole ballgame…is that the one you like?

Innocent and Perfect
The concept of chokehold sounds so innocent, so perfect.

Fort bin Laden
These Monumental and very Powerful Bases have become part of a Great American Heritage…my Administration will not even consider the renaming of these Magnificent and Fabled Military Installations.

ANTIFA Provocateur
Buffalo protester shoved by Police could be an ANTIFA provocateur. 75 year old Martin Gugino was pushed away after appearing to scan police communications in order to black out the equipment. @OANN I watched, he fell harder than was pushed. Was aiming scanner. Could be a set up?

A Much More Gentle Fashion
Ninety-nine percent of them are great, great people. The police are doing an incredible job. We're going to talk about ideas how we can do it better and how we can do it if possible in a much more gentle fashion.

Tuckkker Carlson
This may be a lot of things, this moment we are living through, but it is definitely not about black lives. And remember that when they come for you, and at this rate, they will. Anyone who has ever been subjected to the rage of the mob knows the feeling. It’s like being swarmed by hornets. You cannot think clearly.

Quiet Please
I was down during the day and I was there for a tiny, little short period of time. And it was much more for an inspection. There was no problem during the day.

Prop-aganda
I am your President of law and order, and an ally of all peaceful protesters.

Blue Lives Matter
When you see these thugs being thrown into the back of a paddy wagon, you just seen them thrown in, rough. I said, ‘Please don’t be too nice,’

ANTIFA Wanted
The United States of America will be designating ANTIFA as a Terrorist Organization.

Total Domination
We’re going to do something that people haven’t seen before. And you’re gonna have total domination.

All Lives Matter
MAGA loves the black people.

Three-Fifths Degree Murder
Any difficulty and we will assume control but, when the looting starts, the shooting starts. Thank you!

To the Trumpmobile!
We have just reached a very sad milestone with the coronavirus pandemic deaths reaching 100,000. To all of the families & friends of those who have passed, I want to extend my heartfelt sympathy & love for everything that these great people stood for & represent. God be with you!

Now Serving 100,000
This will be a Big Day for Social Media and FAIRNESS

Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill the Poor
California and New York must do something about their TREMENDOUS Homeless problems. They are setting records! If their Governors can’t handle the situation, which they should be able to do very easily, they must call and politely ask for help. Would be so easy with competence!

Twelve 9/11s
Nothing is shut down, life & the economy go on. At this moment there are 546 confirmed cases of CoronaVirus, with 22 deaths. Think about that!

Stupid Pills
I started taking it, because I think it's good. I've heard a lot of good stories.

Pretend Warrior
Save your great 2nd Amendment. It is under siege!

My Body, My Choice
I think wearing a face mask as I greet presidents, prime ministers, dictators, kings, queens, I don’t know, somehow I don’t see it for myself. I just don’t. Maybe I’ll change my mind.

MAGA Reaper
It’ll go away at some point. It’ll go away.

Empthathy Graveyeard
Will some people be affected? Yes. Will some people be affected badly? Yes. But we have to get our country open, and we have to get it open soon.

Fuck Your Feelings
When you test, you have a case. When you test you find something is wrong with people. If we didn’t do any testing, we would have very few cases.

Cemetery Golf
Anyone who wants a test can get a test.

MAGA Mass Graves
It's going to disappear. One day it’s like a miracle—it will disappear.

Tesla Biohazard
California should let Tesla & @elonmusk open the plant, NOW. It can be done Fast & Safely!

MAGA Bodybag
It's going to go away without a vaccine…and we’re not going to see it again, hopefully, after a period of time.

Maga Urn
Coronavirus numbers are looking MUCH better, going down almost everywhere. Big progress being made!

Mission Accomplished
We have met the moment and we have prevailed.

Trumptone 4645
Many of the people in DACA, no longer very young, are far from 'angels.' Some are very tough, hardened criminals.

Thoughts and Prayers
It isn't enough, though. I'm done with ‘thoughts and prayers’ in the wake of such tragedy.

Challahpoint Bullets
I mean, in this world, this is a world with a lot of problems. And it has been a world with a lot of problems for many years. Many, many years. You could say, frankly, for many centuries.

To Confirm a Predator
Yes, we drank beer. My friends and I. The boys and girls. Yes, we drank beer. I liked beer. Still like beer. We drank beer.

Space Force
We are going to have the Air Force and we’re going to have the Space Force, separate but equal. It is going to be something so important.