Fuck you.

scotisis-v03

SCOTISIS

And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others.

an-unbroken-tradition

An Unbroken Tradition

…an unbroken tradition of prohibiting abortion on pain of criminal punishment persisted from the earliest days of the common law until 1973.

diet-pepsi-total-landscaping

Diet Pepsi Total Landscaping

I was upset that they were not prepared for the massive cheating (as well as other lawyers around the President) I REFUSED all alcohol that evening. My favorite drink..Diet Pepsi.

fuhrerhaul

Führerhaul

To be honest, what was really surprising for Idahoans was the actual arrests themselves. It is very rare we see law enforcement take action against white supremacy that has openly threatened violence.

ted-cruz-state-elementary

Ted Cruz State Elementary

Have one door into and out of the school, and have...armed police officers at that door.

low-hanging-fruit

Low-Hanging Fruit

They want to know if you are eating a cheeseburger which is very bad because Bill Gates wants you to eat his fake meat that grows in a peach tree dish.

now-serving-000000-v02

Now Serving 1,000,000

It affects virtually nobody.

cramp-stamp-v02

Cramp Stamp

Women are not without electoral or political power.

unpleasant-and-possibly-harsh

Unpleasant and Possibly Harsh

Years on end of near total isolation exact a terrible price.

cowardly-baby

Cowardly Baby

Do you agree with this book … that babies are racist?

show-me-sedition

Show-Me Sedition

It is not a pro-riot mug. This was not me encouraging rioters.

heil-on-wheels

Heil On Wheels

Remember that Zelenskyy is a thug. Remember that the Ukrainian government is incredibly corrupt and is incredibly evil and has been pushing woke ideologies.

GOPutin-v02

GOPutin!

I think the American people are looking at two policy differences and recognizing that Donald Trump was absolutely on the right track when it came to Russia.

mura

#MURA

I went in yesterday and there was a television screen, and I said, ‘This is genius.’ Putin declares a big portion of Ukraine — Putin declares it as independent. Oh, that’s wonderful.

relatively-civilized-v03

Relatively Civilized

This is a relatively civilized, relatively European—I have to choose those words carefully, too—city, where you wouldn’t expect that or hope that it’s going to happen.

dont-say-gay

Don’t Say Gay

Don’t worry, don’t pick your gender yet.

legitimate-discourse

Legitimate Discourse

WHEREAS, Representative Cheney and Kinzinger are participating in a Democrat-led persecution of ordinary citizens engaged in legitimate political discourse…

now-serving-900000-v02

Now Serving 900,000

It affects virtually nobody.

bat-into-hell

Bat Into Hell

If I die, I die.

ron-disaster

Ron DiSaster

Maybe you do a clinical trial, and it’ll show it’s less effective than against delta. That may be the case. But we have patients who have benefited. That’s just the fact.

three-hundred-sixty-five-days

Three Hundred Sixty-Five Days

We fight like hell. And if you don't fight like hell, you're not going to have a country anymore.

handrew-cuomo

Handrew Cuomo

In my mind, I have never crossed the line with anyone, but I didn't realize the extent to which the line has been redrawn.

lets-go-treason

Let’s Go Brandon

She is a fearless leader, a defender of the America First Agenda, and a fighter against the Loser RINOs and Radical Democrats.

now-serving-800000-v02

Now Serving 800,000

It affects virtually nobody.

injudicious

Injudicious

He can’t be scripted, and he’s injudicious, and he often doesn’t understand that the process is about events and facts, rather than being performance art.

klannie-oakley

Klannie Oakley

She doesn’t have a backpack, we should be fine.

inmate

Inmate

[ It's a ] symbol of racism.

jwb

JWB

Fucking nigger.

rittenclown

Rittenclown

I'm sorry, I don't know much about ammo.

sweet-baby-zucks

Sweet Baby Zuck’s

I do love grilling and cooking, and that was silly, and I appreciate that everyone enjoys it.

almost-republican

Almost Republican

Joe Manchin, I talk to his office every week.

now-serving-700000-v02

Now Serving 700,000

It affects virtually nobody.

del-rodeo-texas

Del Rodeo

These agents are highly trained along with their horses and they were doing exactly what they were trained to do.

a-righteous-strike

A Righteous Strike

At this point, we think the procedures were correctly followed, and this was a righteous strike. Were there others killed? Yes, there are others killed. Who they are, we don’t know.

dunning-kruger-university-hospital

Dunning-Kruger University Hospital

Basically, we stand for body autonomy.

Old antique gold frame on white

The Greatest Strategist of Them All

Robert E. Lee is considered by many Generals to be the greatest strategist of them all.

gym-jordan

Gym Jordan

Jim Jordan called me crying, groveling, begging me to go against my brother, begging me, crying for a half-hour. That’s the kind of cover-up that’s going on there.

texas-taliban

Texas Taliban

[Allah] endowed us with the right to life.

free-footlong-02

Free Footlong

I know that the ruling was a very complex and also probably temporary. I think other things will happen and that will be the big deal and the big picture. So we’ll see what would happen, but we’re studying the ruling and we’re studying also what, what they’ve done in Texas, but we have great confidence in the governor and the attorney general and the lieutenant governor.

dont-mess-with-gilead-v02

Don’t Mess With Gilead

This may not seem ordinary to you now, but after a time it will. It will become ordinary.

barrel-of-laughs

A Real Barrel of Laughs

Senate Bill One will solidify … the outcome of our elections by making it easier to … cheat.

no-air

NO AIR

I’m not taking it. Are you kidding me? Mr. Anti-Vax? Jeepers. No.

hog-flu

Hog Flu

It's almost deja vu—a reboot. We knew this. We all anticipated this. This is no surprise to any of us in the health care world.

dont-fauci-my-floor

Don’t Fauci My Floor

That would not have been possible if we had followed Fauci. Instead we followed freedom. And that's the reason Florida is doing better.

nonstop-delta

Nonstop Delta

Jacksonville is kind of the epicenter of this. They had one of the lowest vaccination rates going into July and that has probably really came back to bite them.

roll-tide

Roll Tide

This could've been prevented if we'd gotten vaccination numbers to higher levels.

the-fall-of-kabul-v02

The Fall of Kabul

I am driven with a mission from God. God would tell me, ‘ George go and fight these terrorists in Afghanistan. ’ And I did. And then God would tell me, ‘ George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq. ’ And I did.

Olympic Cold

Olympic Cold

The infections are expanding at a pace we have never experienced before.

the-cesspool-state-v02

The Cesspool State

We are not shutting down.

blue-compensation

Blue Compensation

I'm building infrastructure the hard way. I'm using my resources to put in place heavy lifting infrastructure so the next generation of people can have a dynamic, entrepreneurial explosion into space.

the-incredible-dolt

The Incredible Dolt

He yelled at the campaign’s data analysts, as if it were their fault that his father’s early leads over Biden were shrinking. ‘ We pay you to do this, ’ he said. ‘ How can this be happening? ’

Drop a Deuce

Drop a Deuce

Just say no...And keep saying no...Over Half of the US population is continuing to say no to this unapproved experimental gene therapy! ‘My body, my choice!’ #2ndAmendmentIsForThis

the-cosby-wine-v02

The Cosby Wine

His team has been working around the clock, which — he should buy them drinks, but they shouldn't drink it.

chilocco-indian-disposal

Chilocco Indian Disposal

In no other manner and by no other means, in my judgment, can our Indian population be so speedily and permanently reclaimed from the barbarism, idolatry, and savage life, as by the educational and missionary operations of the Christian people of our country.

now-serving-600000

Now Serving 600,000

It affects virtually nobody.

dances-with-white-supremacists

Dances with White Supremacists

We birthed a nation from nothing — I mean, there was nothing here.

star-of-stupid

Star of Stupid

We ain't woke.

do-not-talk

Do Not Talk!

You know, I can laugh about things like the Grim Reaper, but calling me Moscow Mitch is over the top.

old-gory

Old Gory

Enough.

shoah-me-your-mask

Shoah Me Your Mask

You know, we can look back at a time in history where people were told to wear a gold star, and they were definitely treated like second class citizens, so much so that they were put in trains and taken to gas chambers in Nazi Germany. And this is exactly the type of abuse that Nancy Pelosi is talking about.

human-magapede

Human MAGApede

He would never have anticipated finding himself in the situation, but for the president and the rally and the way everything went down. We’ve heard ‘ mob mentality ’ — and he describes it to a T.

mow-the-grass

Mow the Grass

Against an implacable, well-entrenched, nonstate enemy like the Hamas, Israel simply needs to ‘mow the grass’ once in a while to degrade enemy capabilities.

two-qualities

Two Qualities

They're accusing me of being aggressive and saying that my mannerisms are wrong. It's definitely the other way round.

see-no-evil-hear-no-evil

See No Evil, Hear No Evil

His abuse of power as an elected member of Congress to smear a fellow veteran who works as a staffer in the same halls is disgraceful and unethical.

concrete-dome

Concrete Dome

Don’t worry—it will be fine, the Iron Dome will save us.

fbi-total-landscaping

FBI Total Landscaping

Why would you do this to anyone, let alone...the personal lawyer to the 45th president of the United States?

child-safety-gaetz

Child Safety Gaetz

Who among us would look perfect if every ex leaked every photo/text?

mr-potato-shaft

Mr. Potato Head: Classic Edition

Somebody pointed out that this is a ‘Mr.’ And we cannot have a 'Mr'. Can we? We cannot have a ‘Mr.’ Somebody, somewhere, pointed out that this is toxic masculinity. Erm, and it was bad for somebody's mental health somewhere to have Mr. Potato Head.

now-serving-500000-v02

Now Serving 500,000

It affects virtually nobody.

death-star-of-david

Death Star of David

What would that look like anyway? A laser beam or light beam coming down to Earth I guess. Could that cause a fire? Hmmm, I don’t know. I hope not! That wouldn’t look so good for PG&E, Rothschild Inc, Solaren or Jerry Brown who sure does seem fond of PG&E.

now-serving-400000-v02

Now Serving 400,000

It affects virtually nobody.

i-beg-your-pardon

Tenement on Wheels

Until we are able to determine and understand this problem and the dangerous threat it poses, our country cannot be the victims of horrendous attacks by people that believe only in Jihad…

to-pardon-a-predator

To Pardon a Predator

I feel I’m nothing today. I feel I’m nothing. I lost my son and I feel I’m nothing.

the-fire-of-rome-hubert-robert-1771

The Fire of Rome, Hubert Robert, 1771

As the Holiday season approaches, President Trump will continue to work tirelessly for the American People.

baskin-robbed-him

Baskin Robbed Him

If President Trump grants me this miracle, I can honestly say I am putting everyone connected to that zoo and that industry behind me.

hooray-were-saved

Hooray, We’re Saved

…almost 12 million renters faced average rent and utility debts of $5,850…The estimate is almost ten times the size of the $600 checks offered in Congress' second COVID-19 stimulus package.

just-tell-mike-whatever-he-needs-to-hear

Just Tell Mike Whatever He Needs To Hear to Get Him In That Chair

…the great vast majority of the psychological community says homosexuality at a very minimum is a choice by the individual, and at the maximum, is a learned behavior.

now-serving-300000-v02

Now Serving 300,000

It affects virtually nobody.

stop-the-steal

Stop the Steal

The magnitude of this national security breach is hard to overstate.

proud-of-what-exactly

Proud of What Exactly?

They're afraid to say what's on their mind for fear of getting into a fight. But if they have that guy or that group behind them, they're more bold in saying what they think, because they think someone has their back. The Proud Boys are the vehicle that attracts those people and accepts them in.

disinfectant-misting-services

Disinfectant Misting Services

…a team deployed by the General Services Administration will…‘thoroughly clean and disinfect’ all furniture, doorknobs, handrails and light switches, before Biden and his team move in. Additionally, a private contractor will provide ‘disinfectant misting services’ to clear the air of lingering droplets.

does-not-cure-death

Does Not Cure Death

It's going to be gradual, and I think we will know when we see the level of infection in the country at a dramatically lower level than it is right now that we can start gradually tiptoeing toward normality.

its-no-worse-than-the-flu-haul

It’s No Worse Than The Flu-Haul

The Swine Flu (H1N1), and the attempt for a vaccine by the Obama Administration, with Joe Biden in charge, was a complete and total disaster. Now they want to come in and take over one of the greatest and fastest medical miracles in modern day history. I don’t think so!

v-day

V-Day

Wednesday's toll eclipsed American deaths on the opening day of the Normandy invasion during World War II: 2,500, out of some 4,400 Allied dead.

alright-well-call-it-a-draw

Alright, We’ll Call it a Draw

…we’re going to win this election in a landslide.

three-thousand-per-day

Three Thousand Per Day

Things are really bad.

release-the-bull-kraken

Release the Bull Kraken

President Trump won this election in a landslide…it’s going to be irrefutable…this is essentially a new American revolution…and I’m going to release the Kraken.

its-whats-for-dinner

It’s What’s For Dinner

…those facing hunger will swell to 1 in 6 people, from 35 million in 2019 to more than 50 million by this year’s end. The consequences are even more dire for children — 1 in 4.

contagion

Contagion

[email protected], by far the greatest mayor in the history of NYC, and who has been working tirelessly exposing the most corrupt election (by far!) in the history of the USA, has tested positive for the China Virus. Get better soon Rudy, we will carry on!!!

infectious-laundry

Infectious Laundry

This criticism is fair. It doesn't matter whether something is technically allowed or not—I need to hold myself to a higher standard and I will do better.

legendary

Legendary

There's plenty of data that could show in states with mask mandates are also having record cases and record deaths. If someone can show me the correlation between the mandate and their performance, that would be a good thing to see.

community-theft

Community Theft

As has been stated by numerous legal scholars, I have the absolute right to PARDON myself, but why would I do that when I have done nothing wrong?

he-completes-him

He Completes Him

The president out the door needs to pardon his whole family and himself because they want this witch hunt to go on in perpetuity. They're so full of rage and insanity against the president.

its-beginning-to-look-a-lot-like-covid

It‘s Beginning to Look a Lot Like COVID

That's all I hear about now. That's all I hear. Turn on television—Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid. A plane goes down. 500 people dead, they don't talk about it. Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid. By the way, on November 4, you won't hear about it anymore.

who-gives-a-fuck-about-christmas

Who Gives a Fuck About Christmas?

Who gives a fuck about the Christmas stuff and decorations? But I need to do it, right?

the-man-in-the-high-chair

The Man in the High Chair

For purposes of National Security, Section 230 must be immediately terminated!!!

plaguesgiving

Happy Plaguesgiving!

I encourage all Americans to gather, in homes and places of worship, to offer a prayer of thanks to God for our many blessings.

i-dont-carrot-all-do-u

I Don’t Really Carrot All, Do U?

I can tell you we’ve come to a conclusion, and Carrots, I’m sorry to tell you the result did not change. It’s too bad for Carrots.

hire-a-clown-expect-a-circus

Hire a Clown, Expect a Circus

Sidney Powell is practicing law on her own. She is not a member of the Trump Legal Team.

the-wonderful-wizard-of-oz-total-landscaping

The Wonderful Wizard of Oz Total Landscaping

Did you all watch My Cousin Vinny?

rounding-the-final-turn

Rounding the Final Turn

We are rounding the final turn.

also-ran

Also-Ran

I won the Election!

frozen

Frozen

We were 3½ miles through darkness to get there. There was no direction given.

bug-carrier

Bug Carrier

…the vice president will maintain his schedule in accordance with the C.D.C. guidelines for essential personnel.

750-dollars

$750

No, I pay tax. I pay a lot of tax. I just signed a big fat check recently for a lot of tax. I paid literally, I paid a lot of tax and you know, look, I don’t mind. I’m proud to pay it up. If I owe it, I pay it.

now-serving-200000-v02

Now Serving 200,000

It affects virtually nobody.

a-few-good-something

A Few Good Something

Why should I go to that cemetery? It’s filled with losers.

mohammed-bin-sawin

Mohammed bin Sawin

I saved his ass.

orange-skies-at-morning

Orange Skies At Morning

[My] policies are promoting economic growth, while still maintaining standards that allow Americans to have among the cleanest air and water in the world.

ember-reveal-party

Ember Reveal Party

You gotta clean your floors, you gotta clean your forests.

officer-in-training

Officer in Training

He was trying to get away from them, I guess, it looks like. I guess he was in very big trouble. He probably would have been killed.

a-well-regulated-militia

A Well Regulated Militia

How shocked are we that 17-year-olds with rifles decided they had to maintain order when no one else would?

now-batting-for-the-nazis-aubrey-huff

Now Batting for the Nazis: Aubrey Huff

#KyleRittenhouse is a national treasure.

mein-lania

Mein Lania

My husband's administration has worked to try and affect change when it comes to issues around race and religion in this country.

stop-and-ill-shoot

Stop, and I’ll shoot!

America is a gift from God, preserved only by heroes who dared to fight and protect it as their own.

owed-dejoy

Owed DeJoy

If we don’t make a deal, that means they don’t get the money. That means they can’t have universal mail-in voting; they just can’t have it.

some-splainin-to-do

Some ‘Splainin To Do

It is what it is.

its-just-a-job

It‘s Just a Job

The police have killed many white people also.

see-n-spew

SEE ‘N SPEW

If you get it in order, you get extra points.

operation-anonymous-violence

Operation Anonymous Violence

We’re looking at Chicago, too. We’re looking at New York. All run by very liberal Democrats. All run, really, by the radical left.

war-room

The War Room

We are trying to help Portland, not hurt it.

frijoles-supremos

Frijoles Supremo

The Radical Left smear machine backfired, people are buying like crazy!

nypd-smackdown

NYPD Smackdown

Please don't be too nice.

this-is-an-emoji

This is an Emoji

This is an emoji.

animals-and-thugs

Animals and Thugs

Stop treating us like animals and thugs and start treating us with some respect.

dominate-the-battlespace

Dominate the Battlespace

The sooner that you mass and dominate the battlespace, the quicker this dissipates.

virotechnics

Virotechnics

We will state the truth in full without apology.

no-youre-the-puppet

No, You’re the Puppet

Fact--Obama does not read his intelligence briefings nor does he get briefed in person by the CIA or DOD. Too busy I guess!

white-walkers

White Walker Privilege

This is a battle to save the Heritage, History, and Greatness of our Country!

magauschwitz

MAGAuschwitz

[It's] exactly the right thing to do.

deep-in-the-lungs-of-texas

Deep in the Lungs of Texas

Let’s get back to work, let’s get back to living, let’s be smart about it.

masterclass

Masterclass

I have experience now, so I would know better than to do things like hire John Bolton, who sucks.

freedom-to-be-assholes

Freedom to be Assholes

So many different viewpoints!

charlie-orange

Charlie Orange

PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!

6200

6200

WOW! The Trump Rally gives @FoxNews the LARGEST SATURDAY NIGHT AUDIENCE IN ITS HUSTORY. Isn’t it amazing that virtually nobody in the Lamestream Media is reporting this rather major feat!

juneteenth

Juneteenth

It's actually an important event, an important time. But nobody had ever heard of it.

a-way-of-life

A Way of Life

The pattern looked like obstruction of justice as a way of life.

lgbts-for-trump

LBGTs for Trump

Thank you to the LGBT community! I will fight for you while Hillary brings in more people that will threaten your freedoms and beliefs.

heritage-mask

Heritage Mask

Our history as the Greatest Nation in the World will not be tampered with.

two-corinthians

Two Corinthians

We're going to protect Christianity. I can say that. I don't have to be politically correct, Two Corinthians 3:17, that's the whole ballgame…is that the one you like?

innocent-and-perfect

Innocent and Perfect

The concept of chokehold sounds so innocent, so perfect.

fort-bin-laden

Fort bin Laden

These Monumental and very Powerful Bases have become part of a Great American Heritage…my Administration will not even consider the renaming of these Magnificent and Fabled Military Installations.

antifa-provocateur

ANTIFA Provocateur

Buffalo protester shoved by Police could be an ANTIFA provocateur. 75 year old Martin Gugino was pushed away after appearing to scan police communications in order to black out the equipment. @OANN I watched, he fell harder than was pushed. Was aiming scanner. Could be a set up?

a-much-more-gentle-fashion

A Much More Gentle Fashion

Ninety-nine percent of them are great, great people. The police are doing an incredible job. We're going to talk about ideas how we can do it better and how we can do it if possible in a much more gentle fashion.

tuckkker-carlson

Tuckkker Carlson

This may be a lot of things, this moment we are living through, but it is definitely not about black lives. And remember that when they come for you, and at this rate, they will. Anyone who has ever been subjected to the rage of the mob knows the feeling. It’s like being swarmed by hornets. You cannot think clearly.

quiet-please

Quiet Please

I was down during the day and I was there for a tiny, little short period of time. And it was much more for an inspection. There was no problem during the day.

prop-aganda

Prop-aganda

I am your President of law and order, and an ally of all peaceful protesters.

blue-lives-matter

Blue Lives Matter

When you see these thugs being thrown into the back of a paddy wagon, you just seen them thrown in, rough. I said, ‘Please don’t be too nice,’

antifa-wanted

ANTIFA Wanted

The United States of America will be designating ANTIFA as a Terrorist Organization.

total-domination

Total Domination

We’re going to do something that people haven’t seen before. And you’re gonna have total domination.

all-lives-matter

All Lives Matter

MAGA loves the black people.

three-fifths-degree-murder

Three-Fifths Degree Murder

Any difficulty and we will assume control but, when the looting starts, the shooting starts. Thank you!

to-the-trumpmobile

To the Trumpmobile!

We have just reached a very sad milestone with the coronavirus pandemic deaths reaching 100,000. To all of the families & friends of those who have passed, I want to extend my heartfelt sympathy & love for everything that these great people stood for & represent. God be with you!

now-serving-100000-v02

Now Serving 100,000

This will be a Big Day for Social Media and FAIRNESS

kill-kill-kill-kill-kill-the-poor

Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill the Poor

California and New York must do something about their TREMENDOUS Homeless problems. They are setting records! If their Governors can’t handle the situation, which they should be able to do very easily, they must call and politely ask for help. Would be so easy with competence!

twelve-911s

Twelve 9/11s

Nothing is shut down, life & the economy go on. At this moment there are 546 confirmed cases of CoronaVirus, with 22 deaths. Think about that!

stupid-pills

Stupid Pills

I started taking it, because I think it's good. I've heard a lot of good stories.

pretend-warrior

Pretend Warrior

Save your great 2nd Amendment. It is under siege!

my-body-my-choice

My Body, My Choice

I think wearing a face mask as I greet presidents, prime ministers, dictators, kings, queens, I don’t know, somehow I don’t see it for myself. I just don’t. Maybe I’ll change my mind.

maga-reaper

MAGA Reaper

It’ll go away at some point. It’ll go away.

empathy-graveyard

Empthathy Graveyeard

Will some people be affected? Yes. Will some people be affected badly? Yes. But we have to get our country open, and we have to get it open soon.

fuck-your-feelings

Fuck Your Feelings

When you test, you have a case. When you test you find something is wrong with people. If we didn’t do any testing, we would have very few cases.

cemetery-golf

Cemetery Golf

Anyone who wants a test can get a test.

maga-mass-graves

MAGA Mass Graves

It's going to disappear. One day it’s like a miracle—it will disappear.

tesla-biohazard

Tesla Biohazard

California should let Tesla & @elonmusk open the plant, NOW. It can be done Fast & Safely!

maga-bodybag

MAGA Bodybag

It's going to go away without a vaccine…and we’re not going to see it again, hopefully, after a period of time.

maga-urn

Maga Urn

Coronavirus numbers are looking MUCH better, going down almost everywhere. Big progress being made!

mission-accomplished

Mission Accomplished

We have met the moment and we have prevailed.

trumptone-hardened-criminal

Trumptone 4645

Many of the people in DACA, no longer very young, are far from 'angels.' Some are very tough, hardened criminals.

thoughts-and-prayers

Thoughts and Prayers

It isn't enough, though. I'm done with ‘thoughts and prayers’ in the wake of such tragedy.

challahpoint-bullets

Challahpoint Bullets

I mean, in this world, this is a world with a lot of problems. And it has been a world with a lot of problems for many years. Many, many years. You could say, frankly, for many centuries.

to-confirm-a-predator

To Confirm a Predator

Yes, we drank beer. My friends and I. The boys and girls. Yes, we drank beer. I liked beer. Still like beer. We drank beer.

space-force

Space Force

We are going to have the Air Force and we’re going to have the Space Force, separate but equal. It is going to be something so important.