“We have apologized for our mistake, are working to determine how it happened and make sure it never happens again.”
Aramark
(Spoiler: This is the third time it’s happened.)
(Spoiler: This is the third time it’s happened.)
Bigotry
“Trump just announced for 2024. I stand with him. I never conceded my HD 14 race. Now researching my options.”
Solomon Peña
Grand Old Partier
Grand Old Partier
“there’s so much fun to be had in this storytelling that I do.”
Bill Cosby
America’s Predator Dad
America’s Predator Dad
“As a physician, I’ve been in the room when there’s some difficult conversations happening. I don’t want the federal government involved with that, at all. I want women, doctors, local political leaders…”
Dr. Oz
Puppy Mengele
Puppy Mengele
“I’m going death con 3 On JEWISH PEOPLE The funny thing is I actually can’t be Anti Semitic because black people are actually Jew also”
Ye
Sshole
Sshole
“I don’t care about people’s reactions.”
Kanye West
Pete Davidson’s Eskimo Brother
Pete Davidson’s Eskimo Brother
“Everyone involved in the decision to allow Lizzo to twerk while playing James Madison’s flute needs to be deported. I don’t care if they’re citizens. Deport them somewhere.”
Andrew C. McCarthy
Who?
Who?
“Put on the full armor of God. Stand firm against the left’s schemes.”
Ron DeSantis
20 Pounds of Shit in a 10 Dollar Suit
20 Pounds of Shit in a 10 Dollar Suit
“We are not a mixed race, and we do not want to become a mixed race either.”
Viktor Orbán
Hungry Hungary Hitler
Hungry Hungary Hitler
“One dollar. Not proven.”
Andino Reynal
Alex Jones’s Lawyer, Just Before Losing a Case for $4.1M
Alex Jones’s Lawyer, Just Before Losing a Case for $4.1M
“…an unbroken tradition of prohibiting abortion on pain of criminal punishment persisted from the earliest days of the common law until 1973.”
Justice Samuel Alito
History Buff
History Buff
“To be honest, what was really surprising for Idahoans was the actual arrests themselves. It is very rare we see law enforcement take action against white supremacy that has openly threatened violence.”
Alicia Abbott
Idaho 97 Project
Idaho 97 Project
“Women are not without electoral or political power.”
Justice Samuel Alito
Woman Expert
Woman Expert
“Do you agree with this book … that babies are racist?”
Cancún Ted Cruz (R-MX)
Junior Senator From Quintana Roo
Junior Senator From Quintana Roo
“Remember that Zelenskyy is a thug. Remember that the Ukrainian government is incredibly corrupt and is incredibly evil and has been pushing woke ideologies.”
Madison Cawthorne (R-NC)
Respectfully Refers to Adolf Hitler as “The Führer”
Respectfully Refers to Adolf Hitler as “The Führer”
“This is a relatively civilized, relatively European—I have to choose those words carefully, too—city, where you wouldn’t expect that or hope that it’s going to happen.”
Charlie D’Agata
CBS News Casual Racism Correspondent
CBS News Casual Racism Correspondent
“Don’t worry, don’t pick your gender yet.”
Gov. Ron DeSantis
Florida Man
Florida Man
“WHEREAS, Representative Cheney and Kinzinger are participating in a Democrat-led persecution of ordinary citizens engaged in legitimate political discourse…”
Republican National Confederacy
“We fight like hell. And if you don’t fight like hell, you’re not going to have a country anymore.”
Donald J. Trump
Traitor
Traitor
“In my mind, I have never crossed the line with anyone, but I didn’t realize the extent to which the line has been redrawn.”
Andrew Cuomo
American Crisis
American Crisis
“She is a fearless leader, a defender of the America First Agenda, and a fighter against the Loser RINOs and Radical Democrats.”
Donald J. Trump
Aspiring Despot
Aspiring Despot
“She doesn’t have a backpack, we should be fine.”
Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO)
“[ It’s a ] symbol of racism.”
Jeffrey Sheffield
Attorney for Racist Murderer Travis McMichael
Attorney for Racist Murderer Travis McMichael
“Fucking nigger.”
Travis McMichael
Racist Murderer, Standing Over the Body of His Innocent Victim
Racist Murderer, Standing Over the Body of His Innocent Victim
“These agents are highly trained along with their horses and they were doing exactly what they were trained to do.”
Jon Anfinsen
Border Patrol Agent and Union Vice President
Border Patrol Agent and Union Vice President
“Robert E. Lee is considered by many Generals to be the greatest strategist of them all.”
Donald Trump
U.S. History Scholar & Renowned Military Strategist
U.S. History Scholar & Renowned Military Strategist
“[Allah] endowed us with the right to life.”
Mulluh Greg Abbott
Islamic Emirate of Texas
Islamic Emirate of Texas
“I know that the ruling was a very complex and also probably temporary. I think other things will happen and that will be the big deal and the big picture. So we’ll see what would happen, but we’re studying the ruling and we’re studying also what, what they’ve done in Texas, but we have great confidence in the governor and the attorney general and the lieutenant governor.”
Donald Trump
Repeat Customer
Repeat Customer
“This may not seem ordinary to you now, but after a time it will. It will become ordinary.”
Aunt Lydia
The Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood
The Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood
“Senate Bill One will solidify … the outcome of our elections by making it easier to … cheat.”
Gov. Rick Abbott
(More or Less, You Know It’s What He’s Thinking)
(More or Less, You Know It’s What He’s Thinking)
“His team has been working around the clock, which — he should buy them drinks, but they shouldn’t drink it.”
Greg Gutfeld
Fox News Senior Rape Apologist
Fox News Senior Rape Apologist
“In no other manner and by no other means, in my judgment, can our Indian population be so speedily and permanently reclaimed from the barbarism, idolatry, and savage life, as by the educational and missionary operations of the Christian people of our country.”
Hiram Price
U.S. Commissioner of Indian Affairs
U.S. Commissioner of Indian Affairs
“We birthed a nation from nothing — I mean, there was nothing here.”
Rick Santorum
Frothy Poop Mixture
Frothy Poop Mixture
“We ain’t woke.”
hatWRKS Nashville
Facist Haberdashery
Facist Haberdashery
“You know, we can look back at a time in history where people were told to wear a gold star, and they were definitely treated like second class citizens, so much so that they were put in trains and taken to gas chambers in Nazi Germany. And this is exactly the type of abuse that Nancy Pelosi is talking about.”
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Ersatz Human,
Ersatz Human,
“Against an implacable, well-entrenched, nonstate enemy like the Hamas, Israel simply needs to ‘mow the grass’ once in a while to degrade enemy capabilities.”
Efraim Inbara & Eitan Shamira
Begin-Sadat Center for Strategic Studies
Begin-Sadat Center for Strategic Studies
“They’re accusing me of being aggressive and saying that my mannerisms are wrong. It’s definitely the other way round.”
Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA)
Moronic Asshole
Moronic Asshole
“His abuse of power as an elected member of Congress to smear a fellow veteran who works as a staffer in the same halls is disgraceful and unethical.”
494 U.S. Military Vets to Dan Crenshaw (R-TX)
“Don’t worry—it will be fine, the Iron Dome will save us.”
Random Israeli
“Somebody pointed out that this is a ‘Mr.’ And we cannot have a ‘Mr’. Can we? We cannot have a ‘Mr.’ Somebody, somewhere, pointed out that this is toxic masculinity. Erm, and it was bad for somebody’s mental health somewhere to have Mr. Potato Head.”
Piers Morgan
Friend of LIterally No One
Friend of LIterally No One
“What would that look like anyway? A laser beam or light beam coming down to Earth I guess. Could that cause a fire? Hmmm, I don’t know. I hope not! That wouldn’t look so good for PG&E, Rothschild Inc, Solaren or Jerry Brown who sure does seem fond of PG&E.”
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Majorly Troublesome Gourd
Majorly Troublesome Gourd
“Until we are able to determine and understand this problem and the dangerous threat it poses, our country cannot be the victims of horrendous attacks by people that believe only in Jihad…”
Donald Trump
“I feel I’m nothing today. I feel I’m nothing. I lost my son and I feel I’m nothing.”
Mohammed Kinani
“They’re afraid to say what’s on their mind for fear of getting into a fight. But if they have that guy or that group behind them, they’re more bold in saying what they think, because they think someone has their back. The Proud Boys are the vehicle that attracts those people and accepts them in.”
Russell Schultz
ex-Proud Boy
ex-Proud Boy
“He was trying to get away from them, I guess, it looks like. I guess he was in very big trouble. He probably would have been killed.”
Donald Trump
“How shocked are we that 17-year-olds with rifles decided they had to maintain order when no one else would?”
Tucker Carlson
“#KyleRittenhouse is a national treasure.”
Aubrey Huff
“America is a gift from God, preserved only by heroes who dared to fight and protect it as their own.”
Charlie Kirk
Tiny-faced Fascist Dipshit
Tiny-faced Fascist Dipshit
“We’re looking at Chicago, too. We’re looking at New York. All run by very liberal Democrats. All run, really, by the radical left.”
Donald Trump
“Stop treating us like animals and thugs and start treating us with some respect.”
Mike O’Meara
NYPD Union Boss
NYPD Union Boss
“This is an emoji.”
Trump 2020 Campaign
“The sooner that you mass and dominate the battlespace, the quicker this dissipates.”
Mark Esper
“This is a battle to save the Heritage, History, and Greatness of our Country!”
Donald Trump
“It’s actually an important event, an important time. But nobody had ever heard of it.”
Donald Trump
“The concept of chokehold sounds so innocent, so perfect.”
Donald Trump
“Ninety-nine percent of them are great, great people. The police are doing an incredible job. We’re going to talk about ideas how we can do it better and how we can do it if possible in a much more gentle fashion.”
Donald Trump
“This may be a lot of things, this moment we are living through, but it is definitely not about black lives. And remember that when they come for you, and at this rate, they will. Anyone who has ever been subjected to the rage of the mob knows the feeling. It’s like being swarmed by hornets. You cannot think clearly.”
Tucker Carlson
“MAGA loves the black people.”
Donald Trump
“We’re going to do something that people haven’t seen before. And you’re gonna have total domination.”
Donald Trump
“Any difficulty and we will assume control but, when the looting starts, the shooting starts. Thank you!”
Donald Trump
“Will some people be affected? Yes. Will some people be affected badly? Yes. But we have to get our country open, and we have to get it open soon.”
Donald Trump
“Many of the people in DACA, no longer very young, are far from ‘angels.’ Some are very tough, hardened criminals.”
Donald Trump
“It isn’t enough, though. I’m done with ‘thoughts and prayers’ in the wake of such tragedy.”
Ben Orbach
Author and Entrepreneur
Author and Entrepreneur
“I mean, in this world, this is a world with a lot of problems. And it has been a world with a lot of problems for many years. Many, many years. You could say, frankly, for many centuries.”
Donald Trump