“ Put on the full armor of God. Stand firm against the left’s schemes. ”
Ron DeSantis
20 Pounds of Shit in a 10 Dollar Suit
Posted: 20 Sep 2022
Corruption
“ There was no way of knowing if what they took was legitimate, or was there a plant? ”
Donald Trump
Clearly Not Big Into Plants
Posted: 23 Aug 2022
“ He’s going to fucking lose. ”
Donald Trump
Subject Matter Expert
Posted: 20 Aug 2022
“ Well I…legitimately, I own two houses. But, uh, one of them we’re building on—the other ones I rent. ”
The Neither Great Nor Powerful Dr. Oz
Jersey Boy
Posted: 20 Aug 2022
“ At a time when we needed all hands on deck, Liz Cheney jumped ship, dogpaddled to the other side, and is now shooting back at us. ”
Harriet Hageman
Posted: 18 Aug 2022
“ We are not a mixed race, and we do not want to become a mixed race either. ”
Viktor Orbán
Hungry Hungary Hitler
Posted: 07 Aug 2022
“ I don’t regret anything I did on that day. ”
Josh Hawley (R-MO)
Ain’t Nothin’ Gonna Break His Stride
Posted: 28 Jul 2022
“ I’m the fucking president—take me up to the Capitol now! ”
Donald Trump
The D.C. Strangler
Posted: 30 Jun 2022
“ I was upset that they were not prepared for the massive cheating (as well as other lawyers around the President) I REFUSED all alcohol that evening. My favorite drink..Diet Pepsi. ”
Rudy Giuliani
Asti Spumante
Posted: 16 Jun 2022
“ This was not me encouraging rioters. ”
Josh Hawley (R-MO)
Seditious Dipshit
Posted: 22 Mar 2022
“ I think the American people are looking at two policy differences and recognizing that Donald Trump was absolutely on the right track when it came to Russia. ”
Ronna McDaniel
RNC Chairwoman
Posted: 16 Mar 2022
“ I went in yesterday and there was a television screen, and I said, ‘This is genius.’ Putin declares a big portion of Ukraine — Putin declares it as independent. Oh, that’s wonderful. ”
Donald Trump
Fucking Monster
Posted: 12 Mar 2022
“ WHEREAS, Representative Cheney and Kinzinger are participating in a Democrat-led persecution of ordinary citizens engaged in legitimate political discourse… ”
Republican National Confederacy
Posted: 09 Feb 2022
“ We fight like hell. And if you don’t fight like hell, you’re not going to have a country anymore. ”
Donald J. Trump
Traitor
Posted: 06 Jan 2022
“ In my mind, I have never crossed the line with anyone, but I didn’t realize the extent to which the line has been redrawn. ”
Andrew Cuomo
American Crisis
Posted: 05 Jan 2022
“ I’m sorry, I don’t know much about ammo. ”
Kyle Rittenhouse
Child, Murderer
Posted: 17 Nov 2021
“ I do love grilling and cooking, and that was silly, and I appreciate that everyone enjoys it. ”
Mark Zuckerberg
Barbecue, Disinformation Connoisseur
Posted: 01 Nov 2021
“ Joe Manchin, I talk to his office every week. ”
Keith McCoy
Senior Director for Federal Relations, ExxonMobil
Posted: 30 Oct 2021
“ Jim Jordan called me crying, groveling, begging me to go against my brother, begging me, crying for a half-hour. That’s the kind of cover-up that’s going on there. ”
Adam DiSabato
Ohio State Wrestler
Posted: 09 Sep 2021
“ You know, I can laugh about things like the Grim Reaper, but calling me Moscow Mitch is over the top. ”
Moscow Mitch McConnell (R-RU)
Posted: 29 May 2021
“ His abuse of power as an elected member of Congress to smear a fellow veteran who works as a staffer in the same halls is disgraceful and unethical. ”
494 U.S. Military Vets to Dan Crenshaw (R-TX)
Posted: 18 May 2021
“ Why would you do this to anyone, let alone…the personal lawyer to the 45th president of the United States? ”
Robert Costello
Idiot Lawyer’s Idiot Lawyer
Posted: 30 Apr 2021
“ Until we are able to determine and understand this problem and the dangerous threat it poses, our country cannot be the victims of horrendous attacks by people that believe only in Jihad… ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 27 Dec 2020
“ I feel I’m nothing today. I feel I’m nothing. I lost my son and I feel I’m nothing. ”
Mohammed Kinani
Posted: 26 Dec 2020
“ As the Holiday season approaches, President Trump will continue to work tirelessly for the American People. ”
The White House
Posted: 25 Dec 2020
“ If President Trump grants me this miracle, I can honestly say I am putting everyone connected to that zoo and that industry behind me. ”
Joe Exotic
Posted: 23 Dec 2020
“ …almost 12 million renters faced average rent and utility debts of $5,850…The estimate is almost ten times the size of the $600 checks offered in Congress’ second COVID-19 stimulus package. ”
Moodys Analytics
Posted: 21 Dec 2020
“ …we’re going to win this election in a landslide. ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 11 Dec 2020
“ President Trump won this election in a landslide…it’s going to be irrefutable…this is essentially a new American revolution…and I’m going to release the Kraken. ”
Sidney Powell
Posted: 09 Dec 2020
“ …those facing hunger will swell to 1 in 6 people, from 35 million in 2019 to more than 50 million by this year’s end. The consequences are even more dire for children — 1 in 4. ”
Feeding America
Posted: 08 Dec 2020
“ As has been stated by numerous legal scholars, I have the absolute right to PARDON myself, but why would I do that when I have done nothing wrong? ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 04 Dec 2020
“ The president out the door needs to pardon his whole family and himself because they want this witch hunt to go on in perpetuity. They’re so full of rage and insanity against the president. ”
Sean Hannity
The Richest Person at Rite-AID
Posted: 02 Dec 2020
“ I can tell you we’ve come to a conclusion, and Carrots, I’m sorry to tell you the result did not change. It’s too bad for Carrots. ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 24 Nov 2020
“ Sidney Powell is practicing law on her own. She is not a member of the Trump Legal Team. ”
Rudolph Giuliani
Posted: 23 Nov 2020
“ Did you all watch My Cousin Vinny? ”
Rudolph Giuliani
Posted: 21 Nov 2020
“ I won the Election! ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 17 Nov 2020
“ No, I pay tax. I pay a lot of tax. I just signed a big fat check recently for a lot of tax. I paid literally, I paid a lot of tax and you know, look, I don’t mind. I’m proud to pay it up. If I owe it, I pay it. ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 29 Sep 2020
“ I saved his ass. ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 10 Sep 2020
“ The pattern looked like obstruction of justice as a way of life. ”
John Bolton
Posted: 18 Jun 2020
“ Will some people be affected? Yes. Will some people be affected badly? Yes. But we have to get our country open, and we have to get it open soon. ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 22 May 2020
“ Yes, we drank beer. My friends and I. The boys and girls. Yes, we drank beer. I liked beer. Still like beer. We drank beer. ”
Brett Kavanaugh
Posted: 06 Oct 2018