Do Not Talk!
“ You know, I can laugh about things like the Grim Reaper, but calling me Moscow Mitch is over the top. ”
“ You know, I can laugh about things like the Grim Reaper, but calling me Moscow Mitch is over the top. ”
“ His abuse of power as an elected member of Congress to smear a fellow veteran who works as a staffer in the same halls is disgraceful and unethical. ”
“ Why would you do this to anyone, let alone...the personal lawyer to the 45th president of the United States? ”
“ Until we are able to determine and understand this problem and the dangerous threat it poses, our country cannot be the victims of horrendous attacks by people that believe only in Jihad… ”
“ I feel I’m nothing today. I feel I’m nothing. I lost my son and I feel I’m nothing. ”
“ As the Holiday season approaches, President Trump will continue to work tirelessly for the American People. ”
“ If President Trump grants me this miracle, I can honestly say I am putting everyone connected to that zoo and that industry behind me. ”
“ …almost 12 million renters faced average rent and utility debts of $5,850…The estimate is almost ten times the size of the $600 checks offered in Congress' second COVID-19 stimulus package. ”
“ …we’re going to win this election in a landslide. ”
“ President Trump won this election in a landslide…it’s going to be irrefutable…this is essentially a new American revolution…and I’m going to release the Kraken. ”
“ …those facing hunger will swell to 1 in 6 people, from 35 million in 2019 to more than 50 million by this year’s end. The consequences are even more dire for children — 1 in 4. ”
“ As has been stated by numerous legal scholars, I have the absolute right to PARDON myself, but why would I do that when I have done nothing wrong? ”
“ The president out the door needs to pardon his whole family and himself because they want this witch hunt to go on in perpetuity. They're so full of rage and insanity against the president. ”
“ I can tell you we’ve come to a conclusion, and Carrots, I’m sorry to tell you the result did not change. It’s too bad for Carrots. ”
“ Sidney Powell is practicing law on her own. She is not a member of the Trump Legal Team. ”
“ Did you all watch My Cousin Vinny? ”
“ I won the Election! ”
“ No, I pay tax. I pay a lot of tax. I just signed a big fat check recently for a lot of tax. I paid literally, I paid a lot of tax and you know, look, I don’t mind. I’m proud to pay it up. If I owe it, I pay it. ”
“ The pattern looked like obstruction of justice as a way of life. ”
“ Will some people be affected? Yes. Will some people be affected badly? Yes. But we have to get our country open, and we have to get it open soon. ”
“ Yes, we drank beer. My friends and I. The boys and girls. Yes, we drank beer. I liked beer. Still like beer. We drank beer. ”
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