The Fire of Rome, Hubert Robert, 1771
“As the Holiday season approaches, President Trump will continue to work tirelessly for the American People.”—The White House
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The Fire of Rome, Hubert Robert, 1771
Hooray, We’re Saved
“…almost 12 million renters faced average rent and utility debts of $5,850…The estimate is almost ten times the size of the $600 checks offered in Congress' second COVID-19 stimulus package.”—Moodys Analytics
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Hooray, We’re Saved
Just Tell Mike Whatever He Needs To Hear to Get Him In That Chair
“…the great vast majority of the psychological community says homosexuality at a very minimum is a choice by the individual, and at the maximum, is a learned behavior.”—Mike Pence
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Just Tell Mike Whatever He Needs To Hear to Get Him In That Chair
“Disinfectant Misting Services”
“…a team deployed by the General Services Administration will…‘thoroughly clean and disinfect’ all furniture, doorknobs, handrails and light switches, before Biden and his team move in. Additionally, a private contractor will provide ‘disinfectant misting services’ to clear the air of lingering droplets.”—Politico, 09 Dec 2020
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“Disinfectant Misting Services”
Does Not Cure Death
“It's going to be gradual, and I think we will know when we see the level of infection in the country at a dramatically lower level than it is right now that we can start gradually tiptoeing toward normality.”—Dr. Anthony Fauci, 15 Dec 2020
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Does Not Cure Death
It’s No Worse Than The Flu-Haul
“The Swine Flu (H1N1), and the attempt for a vaccine by the Obama Administration, with Joe Biden in charge, was a complete and total disaster. Now they want to come in and take over one of the “greatest and fastest medical miracles in modern day history.” I don’t think so!”—Donald Trump, 11 Dec 2020
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It’s No Worse Than The Flu-Haul
V-Day
“Wednesday's toll eclipsed American deaths on the opening day of the Normandy invasion during World War II: 2,500, out of some 4,400 Allied dead.”—Associated Press
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V-Day
Three Thousand Per Day
“Things are really bad.”—Dr. Ashish Jha, Brown Univ School of Public Health
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Three Thousand Per Day
It’s What’s For Dinner
“…those facing hunger will swell to 1 in 6 people, from 35 million in 2019 to more than 50 million by this year’s end. The consequences are even more dire for children — 1 in 4.”—Feeding America
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It’s What’s For Dinner
Contagion
“There's plenty of data that could show in states with mask mandates are also having record cases and record deaths. If someone can show me the correlation between the mandate and their performance, that would be a good thing to see.”— Gov. Doug Burgum, 28 Oct 2020
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Contagion
Infectious Laundry
“There's plenty of data that could show in states with mask mandates are also having record cases and record deaths. If someone can show me the correlation between the mandate and their performance, that would be a good thing to see.”— Gov. Doug Burgum, 28 Oct 2020
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Infectious Laundry
“We are rounding the final turn.”—Donald Trump, 27 Oct 2020
Rounding the Final Turn
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Rounding the Final Turn
“We were 3½ miles through darkness to get there. There was no direction given.”—Kris Beckenbach, Trump Rally Volunteer, 28 Oct 2020
Frozen
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Frozen
“…the vice president will maintain his schedule in accordance with the C.D.C. guidelines for essential personnel.”—Devin O'Malley, Spokesman for Mike Pence, 14 Apr 2011
Bug Carrier
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Bug Carrier
“It affects virtually nobody.”—Donald Trump, 22 Sep 2020
Now Serving 200,000
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Now Serving 200,000
“If we don’t make a deal, that means they don’t get the money. That means they can’t have universal mail-in voting; they just can’t have it.”—Donald Trump, 03 Aug 2020
Owed DeJoy
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Owed DeJoy
“It is what it is.”—Donald Trump, 03 Aug 2020
Some ‘Splainin To Do
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Some ‘Splainin To Do
