Literally Dementia

“I know nothing of any woman having an abortion. If that had happened, I would have said there’s nothing to be ashamed of there. People have done that—but I know nothing about it.”

Herschel Walker
After all this, still not even cracking the top 10 worst NFL players ever.

08 Oct 2022

“I’m the fucking president—take me up to the Capitol now!”

Donald Trump
The D.C. Strangler

30 Jun 2022

“He can’t be scripted, and he’s injudicious, and he often doesn’t understand that the process is about events and facts, rather than being performance art. ”

Tim O’Brien
Trump Biographer

12 Dec 2021

“Robert E. Lee is considered by many Generals to be the greatest strategist of them all.”

Donald Trump
U.S. History Scholar & Renowned Military Strategist

10 Sep 2021

“I know that the ruling was a very complex and also probably temporary. I think other things will happen and that will be the big deal and the big picture. So we’ll see what would happen, but we’re studying the ruling and we’re studying also what, what they’ve done in Texas, but we have great confidence in the governor and the attorney general and the lieutenant governor.”

Donald Trump
Repeat Customer

07 Sep 2021

“Why would you do this to anyone, let alone…the personal lawyer to the 45th president of the United States?”

Robert Costello
Idiot Lawyer’s Idiot Lawyer

30 Apr 2021

“As the Holiday season approaches, President Trump will continue to work tirelessly for the American People.”

The White House

25 Dec 2020

“Sidney Powell is practicing law on her own. She is not a member of the Trump Legal Team.”

Rudolph Giuliani

23 Nov 2020

“Did you all watch My Cousin Vinny?”

Rudolph Giuliani

21 Nov 2020

“The police have killed many white people also.”

Donald Trump

04 Aug 2020

“If you get it in order, you get extra points.”

Donald Trump

29 Jul 2020

“PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!”

Donald Trump

22 Jun 2020