“ I’m the fucking president—take me up to the Capitol now! ”
Donald Trump
The D.C. Strangler
Posted: 30 Jun 2022
Literally Dementia
“ He can’t be scripted, and he’s injudicious, and he often doesn’t understand that the process is about events and facts, rather than being performance art. ”
Tim O’Brien
Trump Biographer
Posted: 12 Dec 2021
“ Robert E. Lee is considered by many Generals to be the greatest strategist of them all. ”
Donald Trump
U.S. History Scholar & Renowned Military Strategist
Posted: 10 Sep 2021
“ I know that the ruling was a very complex and also probably temporary. I think other things will happen and that will be the big deal and the big picture. So we’ll see what would happen, but we’re studying the ruling and we’re studying also what, what they’ve done in Texas, but we have great confidence in the governor and the attorney general and the lieutenant governor. ”
Donald Trump
Repeat Customer
Posted: 07 Sep 2021
“ Why would you do this to anyone, let alone…the personal lawyer to the 45th president of the United States? ”
Robert Costello
Idiot Lawyer’s Idiot Lawyer
Posted: 30 Apr 2021
“ As the Holiday season approaches, President Trump will continue to work tirelessly for the American People. ”
The White House
Posted: 25 Dec 2020
“ Sidney Powell is practicing law on her own. She is not a member of the Trump Legal Team. ”
Rudolph Giuliani
Posted: 23 Nov 2020
“ Did you all watch My Cousin Vinny? ”
Rudolph Giuliani
Posted: 21 Nov 2020
“ The police have killed many white people also. ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 04 Aug 2020
“ If you get it in order, you get extra points. ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 29 Jul 2020
“ PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT! ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 22 Jun 2020