Do Not Talk!
“ You know, I can laugh about things like the Grim Reaper, but calling me Moscow Mitch is over the top. ”
“ You know, I can laugh about things like the Grim Reaper, but calling me Moscow Mitch is over the top. ”
“ He would never have anticipated finding himself in the situation, but for the president and the rally and the way everything went down. We’ve heard ‘ mob mentality ’ — and he describes it to a T. ”
“ His abuse of power as an elected member of Congress to smear a fellow veteran who works as a staffer in the same halls is disgraceful and unethical. ”
“ Why would you do this to anyone, let alone...the personal lawyer to the 45th president of the United States? ”
“ …we’re going to win this election in a landslide. ”
“ President Trump won this election in a landslide…it’s going to be irrefutable…this is essentially a new American revolution…and I’m going to release the Kraken. ”
“ I can tell you we’ve come to a conclusion, and Carrots, I’m sorry to tell you the result did not change. It’s too bad for Carrots. ”
“ Sidney Powell is practicing law on her own. She is not a member of the Trump Legal Team. ”
“ Did you all watch My Cousin Vinny? ”
“ I won the Election! ”
“ If we don’t make a deal, that means they don’t get the money. That means they can’t have universal mail-in voting; they just can’t have it. ”
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