“ Everything I had was in that phone! All these businesses…Those aren’t in any cloud! ”
Mike Lindell
Probably Going to MyPrison
Posted: 17 Sep 2022
Election Stealing
“ There was no way of knowing if what they took was legitimate, or was there a plant? ”
Donald Trump
Clearly Not Big Into Plants
Posted: 23 Aug 2022
“ At a time when we needed all hands on deck, Liz Cheney jumped ship, dogpaddled to the other side, and is now shooting back at us. ”
Harriet Hageman
Posted: 18 Aug 2022
“ I don’t regret anything I did on that day. ”
Josh Hawley (R-MO)
Ain’t Nothin’ Gonna Break His Stride
Posted: 28 Jul 2022
“ I was upset that they were not prepared for the massive cheating (as well as other lawyers around the President) I REFUSED all alcohol that evening. My favorite drink..Diet Pepsi. ”
Rudy Giuliani
Asti Spumante
Posted: 16 Jun 2022
“ This was not me encouraging rioters. ”
Josh Hawley (R-MO)
Seditious Dipshit
Posted: 22 Mar 2022
“ WHEREAS, Representative Cheney and Kinzinger are participating in a Democrat-led persecution of ordinary citizens engaged in legitimate political discourse… ”
Republican National Confederacy
Posted: 09 Feb 2022
“ We fight like hell. And if you don’t fight like hell, you’re not going to have a country anymore. ”
Donald J. Trump
Traitor
Posted: 06 Jan 2022
“ She is a fearless leader, a defender of the America First Agenda, and a fighter against the Loser RINOs and Radical Democrats. ”
Donald J. Trump
Aspiring Despot
Posted: 18 Dec 2021
“ Senate Bill One will solidify … the outcome of our elections by making it easier to … cheat. ”
Gov. Rick Abbott
(More or Less, You Know It’s What He’s Thinking)
Posted: 01 Sep 2021
“ You know, I can laugh about things like the Grim Reaper, but calling me Moscow Mitch is over the top. ”
Moscow Mitch McConnell (R-RU)
Posted: 29 May 2021
“ He would never have anticipated finding himself in the situation, but for the president and the rally and the way everything went down. We’ve heard ‘ mob mentality ’ — and he describes it to a T. ”
Brent Mayr
Defense Attorney & Insurrection Apologist
Posted: 24 May 2021
“ His abuse of power as an elected member of Congress to smear a fellow veteran who works as a staffer in the same halls is disgraceful and unethical. ”
494 U.S. Military Vets to Dan Crenshaw (R-TX)
Posted: 18 May 2021
“ Why would you do this to anyone, let alone…the personal lawyer to the 45th president of the United States? ”
Robert Costello
Idiot Lawyer’s Idiot Lawyer
Posted: 30 Apr 2021
“ …we’re going to win this election in a landslide. ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 11 Dec 2020
“ President Trump won this election in a landslide…it’s going to be irrefutable…this is essentially a new American revolution…and I’m going to release the Kraken. ”
Sidney Powell
Posted: 09 Dec 2020
“ I can tell you we’ve come to a conclusion, and Carrots, I’m sorry to tell you the result did not change. It’s too bad for Carrots. ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 24 Nov 2020
“ Sidney Powell is practicing law on her own. She is not a member of the Trump Legal Team. ”
Rudolph Giuliani
Posted: 23 Nov 2020
“ Did you all watch My Cousin Vinny? ”
Rudolph Giuliani
Posted: 21 Nov 2020
“ I won the Election! ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 17 Nov 2020
“ If we don’t make a deal, that means they don’t get the money. That means they can’t have universal mail-in voting; they just can’t have it. ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 18 Aug 2020