“ SpaceX has not typically purchased large advertising packages from Twitter. ”
Current and Former SpaceX Employees
God Rest Their Souls
Posted: 20 Nov 2022
Hypocrisy Much?
“ If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed…….and we will deserve it. ”
Lindsay Graham
Deserves It
Posted: 01 Nov 2022
“ I know nothing of any woman having an abortion. If that had happened, I would have said there’s nothing to be ashamed of there. People have done that—but I know nothing about it. ”
Herschel Walker
After all this, still not even cracking the top 10 worst NFL players ever.
Posted: 08 Oct 2022
“ Everyone involved in the decision to allow Lizzo to twerk while playing James Madison’s flute needs to be deported. I don’t care if they’re citizens. Deport them somewhere. ”
Andrew C. McCarthy
Who?
Posted: 01 Oct 2022
“ Everything I had was in that phone! All these businesses…Those aren’t in any cloud! ”
Mike Lindell
Probably Going to MyPrison
Posted: 17 Sep 2022
“ One dollar. Not proven. ”
Andino Reynal
Alex Jones’s Lawyer, Just Before Losing a Case for $4.1M
Posted: 04 Aug 2022
“ If your policy does not cover all your damage expenses, you may be eligible for federal assistance. ”
FEMA
Posted: 31 Jul 2022
“ And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. ”
Matthew 6:5
The Bible®
Posted: 27 Jun 2022
“ Do you agree with this book … that babies are racist? ”
Cancún Ted Cruz (R-MX)
Junior Senator From Quintana Roo
Posted: 25 Mar 2022
“ This is a relatively civilized, relatively European—I have to choose those words carefully, too—city, where you wouldn’t expect that or hope that it’s going to happen. ”
Charlie D’Agata
CBS News Casual Racism Correspondent
Posted: 07 Mar 2022
“ [Allah] endowed us with the right to life. ”
Mulluh Greg Abbott
Islamic Emirate of Texas
Posted: 08 Sep 2021
“ I know that the ruling was a very complex and also probably temporary. I think other things will happen and that will be the big deal and the big picture. So we’ll see what would happen, but we’re studying the ruling and we’re studying also what, what they’ve done in Texas, but we have great confidence in the governor and the attorney general and the lieutenant governor. ”
Donald Trump
Repeat Customer
Posted: 07 Sep 2021
“ This may not seem ordinary to you now, but after a time it will. It will become ordinary. ”
Aunt Lydia
The Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood
Posted: 02 Sep 2021
“ I’m not taking it. Are you kidding me? Mr. Anti-Vax? Jeepers. No. ”
Marc Bernier
Former Right-Wing Pundit, Current Worm Food
Posted: 30 Aug 2021
“ They’re accusing me of being aggressive and saying that my mannerisms are wrong. It’s definitely the other way round. ”
Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA)
Moronic Asshole
Posted: 19 May 2021
“ His abuse of power as an elected member of Congress to smear a fellow veteran who works as a staffer in the same halls is disgraceful and unethical. ”
494 U.S. Military Vets to Dan Crenshaw (R-TX)
Posted: 18 May 2021
“ I feel I’m nothing today. I feel I’m nothing. I lost my son and I feel I’m nothing. ”
Mohammed Kinani
Posted: 26 Dec 2020
“ As the Holiday season approaches, President Trump will continue to work tirelessly for the American People. ”
The White House
Posted: 25 Dec 2020
“ …almost 12 million renters faced average rent and utility debts of $5,850…The estimate is almost ten times the size of the $600 checks offered in Congress’ second COVID-19 stimulus package. ”
Moodys Analytics
Posted: 21 Dec 2020
“ …the great vast majority of the psychological community says homosexuality at a very minimum is a choice by the individual, and at the maximum, is a learned behavior. ”
Mike Pence
No Homo
Posted: 21 Dec 2020
“ This criticism is fair. It doesn’t matter whether something is technically allowed or not—I need to hold myself to a higher standard and I will do better. ”
London Breed
Mayor of San Francisco
Posted: 05 Dec 2020
“ The president out the door needs to pardon his whole family and himself because they want this witch hunt to go on in perpetuity. They’re so full of rage and insanity against the president. ”
Sean Hannity
The Richest Person at Rite-AID
Posted: 02 Dec 2020
“ Who gives a fuck about the Christmas stuff and decorations? But I need to do it, right? ”
Melania Trump
Posted: 30 Nov 2020
“ #KyleRittenhouse is a national treasure. ”
Aubrey Huff
Posted: 27 Aug 2020