“Trump just announced for 2024. I stand with him. I never conceded my HD 14 race. Now researching my options.”
Solomon Peña
Grand Old Partier
Grand Old Partier
Hypocrisy Much?
“By the way, my Corvette’s in a locked garage, okay?”
Joe Biden
Improperly Vetted
Improperly Vetted
“We do stupid things in life.”
Rep.-elect George Santos (R-NY)
If That’s Even His Real Name
If That’s Even His Real Name
“Senator Sinema makes every decision based on one criteria: what’s best for Arizona.”
Hannah Hurley
Spokesperson / Cashier for Senator Sinema
Spokesperson / Cashier for Senator Sinema
“We are not getting through this without a civil war. Prepare your mind, body and spirit.”
Stewart Rhodes
Decidedly Less Prepared Than Proported
Decidedly Less Prepared Than Proported
“SpaceX has not typically purchased large advertising packages from Twitter.”
Current and Former SpaceX Employees
God Rest Their Souls
God Rest Their Souls
“If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed…….and we will deserve it.”
Lindsay Graham
Deserves It
Deserves It
“I know nothing of any woman having an abortion. If that had happened, I would have said there’s nothing to be ashamed of there. People have done that—but I know nothing about it.”
Herschel Walker
After all this, still not even cracking the top 10 worst NFL players ever.
After all this, still not even cracking the top 10 worst NFL players ever.
“Everyone involved in the decision to allow Lizzo to twerk while playing James Madison’s flute needs to be deported. I don’t care if they’re citizens. Deport them somewhere.”
Andrew C. McCarthy
Who?
Who?
“Everything I had was in that phone! All these businesses…Those aren’t in any cloud!”
Mike Lindell
Probably Going to MyPrison
Probably Going to MyPrison
“One dollar. Not proven.”
Andino Reynal
Alex Jones’s Lawyer, Just Before Losing a Case for $4.1M
Alex Jones’s Lawyer, Just Before Losing a Case for $4.1M
“If your policy does not cover all your damage expenses, you may be eligible for federal assistance.”
FEMA
“And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others.”
Matthew 6:5
The Bible®
The Bible®
“Do you agree with this book … that babies are racist?”
Cancún Ted Cruz (R-MX)
Junior Senator From Quintana Roo
Junior Senator From Quintana Roo
“This is a relatively civilized, relatively European—I have to choose those words carefully, too—city, where you wouldn’t expect that or hope that it’s going to happen.”
Charlie D’Agata
CBS News Casual Racism Correspondent
CBS News Casual Racism Correspondent
“[Allah] endowed us with the right to life.”
Mulluh Greg Abbott
Islamic Emirate of Texas
Islamic Emirate of Texas
“I know that the ruling was a very complex and also probably temporary. I think other things will happen and that will be the big deal and the big picture. So we’ll see what would happen, but we’re studying the ruling and we’re studying also what, what they’ve done in Texas, but we have great confidence in the governor and the attorney general and the lieutenant governor.”
Donald Trump
Repeat Customer
Repeat Customer
“This may not seem ordinary to you now, but after a time it will. It will become ordinary.”
Aunt Lydia
The Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood
The Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood
“I’m not taking it. Are you kidding me? Mr. Anti-Vax? Jeepers. No.”
Marc Bernier
Former Right-Wing Pundit, Current Worm Food
Former Right-Wing Pundit, Current Worm Food
“They’re accusing me of being aggressive and saying that my mannerisms are wrong. It’s definitely the other way round.”
Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA)
Moronic Asshole
Moronic Asshole
“His abuse of power as an elected member of Congress to smear a fellow veteran who works as a staffer in the same halls is disgraceful and unethical.”
494 U.S. Military Vets to Dan Crenshaw (R-TX)
“I feel I’m nothing today. I feel I’m nothing. I lost my son and I feel I’m nothing.”
Mohammed Kinani
“As the Holiday season approaches, President Trump will continue to work tirelessly for the American People.”
The White House
“…almost 12 million renters faced average rent and utility debts of $5,850…The estimate is almost ten times the size of the $600 checks offered in Congress’ second COVID-19 stimulus package.”
Moodys Analytics
“…the great vast majority of the psychological community says homosexuality at a very minimum is a choice by the individual, and at the maximum, is a learned behavior.”
Mike Pence
No Homo
No Homo
“This criticism is fair. It doesn’t matter whether something is technically allowed or not—I need to hold myself to a higher standard and I will do better.”
London Breed
Mayor of San Francisco
Mayor of San Francisco
“The president out the door needs to pardon his whole family and himself because they want this witch hunt to go on in perpetuity. They’re so full of rage and insanity against the president.”
Sean Hannity
The Richest Person at Rite-AID
The Richest Person at Rite-AID
“Who gives a fuck about the Christmas stuff and decorations? But I need to do it, right?”
Melania Trump
“#KyleRittenhouse is a national treasure.”
Aubrey Huff