Do Not Talk!
“ You know, I can laugh about things like the Grim Reaper, but calling me Moscow Mitch is over the top. ”
“ You know, I can laugh about things like the Grim Reaper, but calling me Moscow Mitch is over the top. ”
“ You know, we can look back at a time in history where people were told to wear a gold star, and they were definitely treated like second class citizens, so much so that they were put in trains and taken to gas chambers in Nazi Germany. And this is exactly the type of abuse that Nancy Pelosi is talking about. ”
“ He would never have anticipated finding himself in the situation, but for the president and the rally and the way everything went down. We’ve heard ‘ mob mentality ’ — and he describes it to a T. ”
“ They're accusing me of being aggressive and saying that my mannerisms are wrong. It's definitely the other way round. ”
“ His abuse of power as an elected member of Congress to smear a fellow veteran who works as a staffer in the same halls is disgraceful and unethical. ”
“ Why would you do this to anyone, let alone...the personal lawyer to the 45th president of the United States? ”
“ Who among us would look perfect if every ex leaked every photo/text? ”
“ Until we are able to determine and understand this problem and the dangerous threat it poses, our country cannot be the victims of horrendous attacks by people that believe only in Jihad… ”
“ I feel I’m nothing today. I feel I’m nothing. I lost my son and I feel I’m nothing. ”
“ As the Holiday season approaches, President Trump will continue to work tirelessly for the American People. ”
“ If President Trump grants me this miracle, I can honestly say I am putting everyone connected to that zoo and that industry behind me. ”
“ …the great vast majority of the psychological community says homosexuality at a very minimum is a choice by the individual, and at the maximum, is a learned behavior. ”
“ …almost 12 million renters faced average rent and utility debts of $5,850…The estimate is almost ten times the size of the $600 checks offered in Congress' second COVID-19 stimulus package. ”
“ The magnitude of this national security breach is hard to overstate. ”
“ …a team deployed by the General Services Administration will…‘thoroughly clean and disinfect’ all furniture, doorknobs, handrails and light switches, before Biden and his team move in. Additionally, a private contractor will provide ‘disinfectant misting services’ to clear the air of lingering droplets. ”
“ The Swine Flu (H1N1), and the attempt for a vaccine by the Obama Administration, with Joe Biden in charge, was a complete and total disaster. Now they want to come in and take over one of the greatest and fastest medical miracles in modern day history. I don’t think so! ”
“ Wednesday's toll eclipsed American deaths on the opening day of the Normandy invasion during World War II: 2,500, out of some 4,400 Allied dead. ”
“ …we’re going to win this election in a landslide. ”
“ Things are really bad. ”
“ President Trump won this election in a landslide…it’s going to be irrefutable…this is essentially a new American revolution…and I’m going to release the Kraken. ”
“ …those facing hunger will swell to 1 in 6 people, from 35 million in 2019 to more than 50 million by this year’s end. The consequences are even more dire for children — 1 in 4. ”
“ .@RudyGiuliani, by far the greatest mayor in the history of NYC, and who has been working tirelessly exposing the most corrupt election (by far!) in the history of the USA, has tested positive for the China Virus. Get better soon Rudy, we will carry on!!! ”
“ There's plenty of data that could show in states with mask mandates are also having record cases and record deaths. If someone can show me the correlation between the mandate and their performance, that would be a good thing to see. ”
“ As has been stated by numerous legal scholars, I have the absolute right to PARDON myself, but why would I do that when I have done nothing wrong? ”
“ The president out the door needs to pardon his whole family and himself because they want this witch hunt to go on in perpetuity. They're so full of rage and insanity against the president. ”
“ That's all I hear about now. That's all I hear. Turn on television—Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid. A plane goes down. 500 people dead, they don't talk about it. Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid. By the way, on November 4, you won't hear about it anymore. ”
“ Who gives a fuck about the Christmas stuff and decorations? But I need to do it, right? ”
“ For purposes of National Security, Section 230 must be immediately terminated!!! ”
“ I encourage all Americans to gather, in homes and places of worship, to offer a prayer of thanks to God for our many blessings. ”
“ I can tell you we’ve come to a conclusion, and Carrots, I’m sorry to tell you the result did not change. It’s too bad for Carrots. ”
“ Sidney Powell is practicing law on her own. She is not a member of the Trump Legal Team. ”
“ Did you all watch My Cousin Vinny? ”
“ I won the Election! ”
“ We are rounding the final turn. ”
“ …the vice president will maintain his schedule in accordance with the C.D.C. guidelines for essential personnel. ”
“ We were 3½ miles through darkness to get there. There was no direction given. ”
“ No, I pay tax. I pay a lot of tax. I just signed a big fat check recently for a lot of tax. I paid literally, I paid a lot of tax and you know, look, I don’t mind. I’m proud to pay it up. If I owe it, I pay it. ”
“ Why should I go to that cemetery? It’s filled with losers. ”
“ You gotta clean your floors, you gotta clean your forests. ”
“ [My] policies are promoting economic growth, while still maintaining standards that allow Americans to have among the cleanest air and water in the world. ”
“ If we don’t make a deal, that means they don’t get the money. That means they can’t have universal mail-in voting; they just can’t have it. ”
“ It is what it is. ”
“ The police have killed many white people also. ”
“ If you get it in order, you get extra points. ”
“ We’re looking at Chicago, too. We’re looking at New York. All run by very liberal Democrats. All run, really, by the radical left. ”
“ This is an emoji. ”
“ PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT! ”
“ The pattern looked like obstruction of justice as a way of life. ”
“ MAGA loves the black people. ”
“ California and New York must do something about their TREMENDOUS Homeless problems. They are setting records! If their Governors can’t handle the situation, which they should be able to do very easily, they must call and politely ask for help. Would be so easy with competence! ”
“ Will some people be affected? Yes. Will some people be affected badly? Yes. But we have to get our country open, and we have to get it open soon. ”
“ Save your great 2nd Amendment. It is under siege! ”
“ Yes, we drank beer. My friends and I. The boys and girls. Yes, we drank beer. I liked beer. Still like beer. We drank beer. ”
“ We are going to have the Air Force and we’re going to have the Space Force, separate but equal. It is going to be something so important. ”
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