Comic Irony

“By the way, my Corvette’s in a locked garage, okay?”

Joe Biden
Improperly Vetted

16 Jan 2023

“I know nothing of any woman having an abortion. If that had happened, I would have said there’s nothing to be ashamed of there. People have done that—but I know nothing about it.”

Herschel Walker
After all this, still not even cracking the top 10 worst NFL players ever.

08 Oct 2022

“If your policy does not cover all your damage expenses, you may be eligible for federal assistance.”

FEMA

31 Jul 2022

“They want to know if you are eating a cheeseburger which is very bad because Bill Gates wants you to eat his fake meat that grows in a peach tree dish.”

Marjorie Taylor Greene
Bacteria Sample

03 Jun 2022

“I’m not taking it. Are you kidding me? Mr. Anti-Vax? Jeepers. No.”

Marc Bernier
Former Right-Wing Pundit, Current Worm Food

30 Aug 2021