“ If your policy does not cover all your damage expenses, you may be eligible for federal assistance. ”
FEMA
Posted: 31 Jul 2022
Comic Irony
“ They want to know if you are eating a cheeseburger which is very bad because Bill Gates wants you to eat his fake meat that grows in a peach tree dish. ”
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Bacteria Sample
Posted: 03 Jun 2022
“ I’m not taking it. Are you kidding me? Mr. Anti-Vax? Jeepers. No. ”
Marc Bernier
Former Right-Wing Pundit, Current Worm Food
Posted: 30 Aug 2021