

“By the way, my Corvette’s in a locked garage, okay?”
Joe Biden
Improperly Vetted
Improperly Vetted
“By the way, my Corvette’s in a locked garage, okay?”
“I know nothing of any woman having an abortion. If that had happened, I would have said there’s nothing to be ashamed of there. People have done that—but I know nothing about it.”
“If your policy does not cover all your damage expenses, you may be eligible for federal assistance.”
“They want to know if you are eating a cheeseburger which is very bad because Bill Gates wants you to eat his fake meat that grows in a peach tree dish.”
“I’m not taking it. Are you kidding me? Mr. Anti-Vax? Jeepers. No.”