“By the way, my Corvette’s in a locked garage, okay?”
Joe Biden
Improperly Vetted
Improperly Vetted
Comic Irony
“I know nothing of any woman having an abortion. If that had happened, I would have said there’s nothing to be ashamed of there. People have done that—but I know nothing about it.”
Herschel Walker
After all this, still not even cracking the top 10 worst NFL players ever.
After all this, still not even cracking the top 10 worst NFL players ever.
“If your policy does not cover all your damage expenses, you may be eligible for federal assistance.”
FEMA
“They want to know if you are eating a cheeseburger which is very bad because Bill Gates wants you to eat his fake meat that grows in a peach tree dish.”
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Bacteria Sample
Bacteria Sample
“I’m not taking it. Are you kidding me? Mr. Anti-Vax? Jeepers. No.”
Marc Bernier
Former Right-Wing Pundit, Current Worm Food
Former Right-Wing Pundit, Current Worm Food