“ I’m the fucking president—take me up to the Capitol now! ”
Donald Trump
The D.C. Strangler
Posted: 30 Jun 2022
Toxic Masculinity
“ …an unbroken tradition of prohibiting abortion on pain of criminal punishment persisted from the earliest days of the common law until 1973. ”
Justice Samuel Alito
History Buff
Posted: 27 Jun 2022
“ To be honest, what was really surprising for Idahoans was the actual arrests themselves. It is very rare we see law enforcement take action against white supremacy that has openly threatened violence. ”
Alicia Abbott
Idaho 97 Project
Posted: 12 Jun 2022
“ Women are not without electoral or political power. ”
Justice Samuel Alito
Woman Expert
Posted: 03 May 2022
“ Don’t worry, don’t pick your gender yet. ”
Gov. Ron DeSantis
Florida Man
Posted: 25 Feb 2022
“ In my mind, I have never crossed the line with anyone, but I didn’t realize the extent to which the line has been redrawn. ”
Andrew Cuomo
American Crisis
Posted: 05 Jan 2022
“ Jim Jordan called me crying, groveling, begging me to go against my brother, begging me, crying for a half-hour. That’s the kind of cover-up that’s going on there. ”
Adam DiSabato
Ohio State Wrestler
Posted: 09 Sep 2021
“ [Allah] endowed us with the right to life. ”
Mulluh Greg Abbott
Islamic Emirate of Texas
Posted: 08 Sep 2021
“ I know that the ruling was a very complex and also probably temporary. I think other things will happen and that will be the big deal and the big picture. So we’ll see what would happen, but we’re studying the ruling and we’re studying also what, what they’ve done in Texas, but we have great confidence in the governor and the attorney general and the lieutenant governor. ”
Donald Trump
Repeat Customer
Posted: 07 Sep 2021
“ This may not seem ordinary to you now, but after a time it will. It will become ordinary. ”
Aunt Lydia
The Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood
Posted: 02 Sep 2021
“ His team has been working around the clock, which — he should buy them drinks, but they shouldn’t drink it. ”
Greg Gutfeld
Fox News Senior Rape Apologist
Posted: 30 Jun 2021
“ His abuse of power as an elected member of Congress to smear a fellow veteran who works as a staffer in the same halls is disgraceful and unethical. ”
494 U.S. Military Vets to Dan Crenshaw (R-TX)
Posted: 18 May 2021
“ Who among us would look perfect if every ex leaked every photo/text? ”
Matt Gaetz
Bizarro Donny Osmond
Posted: 10 Apr 2021
“ Somebody pointed out that this is a ‘Mr.’ And we cannot have a ‘Mr’. Can we? We cannot have a ‘Mr.’ Somebody, somewhere, pointed out that this is toxic masculinity. Erm, and it was bad for somebody’s mental health somewhere to have Mr. Potato Head. ”
Piers Morgan
Friend of LIterally No One
Posted: 12 Mar 2021
“ …the great vast majority of the psychological community says homosexuality at a very minimum is a choice by the individual, and at the maximum, is a learned behavior. ”
Mike Pence
No Homo
Posted: 21 Dec 2020
“ They’re afraid to say what’s on their mind for fear of getting into a fight. But if they have that guy or that group behind them, they’re more bold in saying what they think, because they think someone has their back. The Proud Boys are the vehicle that attracts those people and accepts them in. ”
Russell Schultz
ex-Proud Boy
Posted: 18 Dec 2020
“ Yes, we drank beer. My friends and I. The boys and girls. Yes, we drank beer. I liked beer. Still like beer. We drank beer. ”
Brett Kavanaugh
Posted: 06 Oct 2018