“ Everything I had was in that phone! All these businesses…Those aren’t in any cloud! ”
Mike Lindell
Probably Going to MyPrison
Posted: 17 Sep 2022
Treason
“ There was no way of knowing if what they took was legitimate, or was there a plant? ”
Donald Trump
Clearly Not Big Into Plants
Posted: 23 Aug 2022
“ At a time when we needed all hands on deck, Liz Cheney jumped ship, dogpaddled to the other side, and is now shooting back at us. ”
Harriet Hageman
Posted: 18 Aug 2022
“ I don’t regret anything I did on that day. ”
Josh Hawley (R-MO)
Ain’t Nothin’ Gonna Break His Stride
Posted: 28 Jul 2022
“ I’m the fucking president—take me up to the Capitol now! ”
Donald Trump
The D.C. Strangler
Posted: 30 Jun 2022
“ To be honest, what was really surprising for Idahoans was the actual arrests themselves. It is very rare we see law enforcement take action against white supremacy that has openly threatened violence. ”
Alicia Abbott
Idaho 97 Project
Posted: 12 Jun 2022
“ This was not me encouraging rioters. ”
Josh Hawley (R-MO)
Seditious Dipshit
Posted: 22 Mar 2022
“ Remember that Zelenskyy is a thug. Remember that the Ukrainian government is incredibly corrupt and is incredibly evil and has been pushing woke ideologies. ”
Madison Cawthorne (R-NC)
Respectfully Refers to Adolf Hitler as “The Führer”
Posted: 20 Mar 2022
“ I think the American people are looking at two policy differences and recognizing that Donald Trump was absolutely on the right track when it came to Russia. ”
Ronna McDaniel
RNC Chairwoman
Posted: 16 Mar 2022
“ I went in yesterday and there was a television screen, and I said, ‘This is genius.’ Putin declares a big portion of Ukraine — Putin declares it as independent. Oh, that’s wonderful. ”
Donald Trump
Fucking Monster
Posted: 12 Mar 2022
“ WHEREAS, Representative Cheney and Kinzinger are participating in a Democrat-led persecution of ordinary citizens engaged in legitimate political discourse… ”
Republican National Confederacy
Posted: 09 Feb 2022
“ We fight like hell. And if you don’t fight like hell, you’re not going to have a country anymore. ”
Donald J. Trump
Traitor
Posted: 06 Jan 2022
“ She is a fearless leader, a defender of the America First Agenda, and a fighter against the Loser RINOs and Radical Democrats. ”
Donald J. Trump
Aspiring Despot
Posted: 18 Dec 2021
“ At this point, we think the procedures were correctly followed, and this was a righteous strike. Were there others killed? Yes, there are others killed. Who they are, we don’t know. ”
Gen. Mark A. Milley
Righteous Dude
Posted: 21 Sep 2021
“ Senate Bill One will solidify … the outcome of our elections by making it easier to … cheat. ”
Gov. Rick Abbott
(More or Less, You Know It’s What He’s Thinking)
Posted: 01 Sep 2021
“ You know, I can laugh about things like the Grim Reaper, but calling me Moscow Mitch is over the top. ”
Moscow Mitch McConnell (R-RU)
Posted: 29 May 2021
“ He would never have anticipated finding himself in the situation, but for the president and the rally and the way everything went down. We’ve heard ‘ mob mentality ’ — and he describes it to a T. ”
Brent Mayr
Defense Attorney & Insurrection Apologist
Posted: 24 May 2021
“ Why would you do this to anyone, let alone…the personal lawyer to the 45th president of the United States? ”
Robert Costello
Idiot Lawyer’s Idiot Lawyer
Posted: 30 Apr 2021
“ Until we are able to determine and understand this problem and the dangerous threat it poses, our country cannot be the victims of horrendous attacks by people that believe only in Jihad… ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 27 Dec 2020
“ I feel I’m nothing today. I feel I’m nothing. I lost my son and I feel I’m nothing. ”
Mohammed Kinani
Posted: 26 Dec 2020
“ As the Holiday season approaches, President Trump will continue to work tirelessly for the American People. ”
The White House
Posted: 25 Dec 2020
“ If President Trump grants me this miracle, I can honestly say I am putting everyone connected to that zoo and that industry behind me. ”
Joe Exotic
Posted: 23 Dec 2020
“ …the great vast majority of the psychological community says homosexuality at a very minimum is a choice by the individual, and at the maximum, is a learned behavior. ”
Mike Pence
No Homo
Posted: 21 Dec 2020
“ The magnitude of this national security breach is hard to overstate. ”
Thomas P. Bossert
Former DHS Security Advisor
Posted: 18 Dec 2020
“ Wednesday’s toll eclipsed American deaths on the opening day of the Normandy invasion during World War II: 2,500, out of some 4,400 Allied dead. ”
Associated Press
Posted: 14 Dec 2020
“ …we’re going to win this election in a landslide. ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 11 Dec 2020
“ Things are really bad. ”
Dr. Ashish Jha
Brown Univ School of Public Health
Posted: 10 Dec 2020
“ President Trump won this election in a landslide…it’s going to be irrefutable…this is essentially a new American revolution…and I’m going to release the Kraken. ”
Sidney Powell
Posted: 09 Dec 2020
“ …those facing hunger will swell to 1 in 6 people, from 35 million in 2019 to more than 50 million by this year’s end. The consequences are even more dire for children — 1 in 4. ”
Feeding America
Posted: 08 Dec 2020
“ There’s plenty of data that could show in states with mask mandates are also having record cases and record deaths. If someone can show me the correlation between the mandate and their performance, that would be a good thing to see. ”
Doug Burgum
Governor of South Dakota
Posted: 05 Dec 2020
“ As has been stated by numerous legal scholars, I have the absolute right to PARDON myself, but why would I do that when I have done nothing wrong? ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 04 Dec 2020
“ The president out the door needs to pardon his whole family and himself because they want this witch hunt to go on in perpetuity. They’re so full of rage and insanity against the president. ”
Sean Hannity
The Richest Person at Rite-AID
Posted: 02 Dec 2020
“ That’s all I hear about now. That’s all I hear. Turn on television—Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid. A plane goes down. 500 people dead, they don’t talk about it. Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid. By the way, on November 4, you won’t hear about it anymore. ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 01 Dec 2020
“ No, I pay tax. I pay a lot of tax. I just signed a big fat check recently for a lot of tax. I paid literally, I paid a lot of tax and you know, look, I don’t mind. I’m proud to pay it up. If I owe it, I pay it. ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 29 Sep 2020
“ We’re looking at Chicago, too. We’re looking at New York. All run by very liberal Democrats. All run, really, by the radical left. ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 28 Jul 2020
“ Will some people be affected? Yes. Will some people be affected badly? Yes. But we have to get our country open, and we have to get it open soon. ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 22 May 2020
“ Save your great 2nd Amendment. It is under siege! ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 22 May 2020