Yay War!!

“Remember that Zelenskyy is a thug. Remember that the Ukrainian government is incredibly corrupt and is incredibly evil and has been pushing woke ideologies.”

Madison Cawthorne (R-NC)
Respectfully Refers to Adolf Hitler as “The Führer”

20 Mar 2022

“I think the American people are looking at two policy differences and recognizing that Donald Trump was absolutely on the right track when it came to Russia.”

Ronna McDaniel
RNC Chairwoman

16 Mar 2022

“I went in yesterday and there was a television screen, and I said, ‘This is genius.’ Putin declares a big portion of Ukraine — Putin declares it as independent. Oh, that’s wonderful.”

Donald Trump
Fucking Monster

12 Mar 2022

“This is a relatively civilized, relatively European—I have to choose those words carefully, too—city, where you wouldn’t expect that or hope that it’s going to happen.”

Charlie D’Agata
CBS News Casual Racism Correspondent

07 Mar 2022

“At this point, we think the procedures were correctly followed, and this was a righteous strike. Were there others killed? Yes, there are others killed. Who they are, we don’t know.”

Gen. Mark A. Milley
Righteous Dude

21 Sep 2021

“I am driven with a mission from God. God would tell me, ‘ George go and fight these terrorists in Afghanistan. ’ And I did. And then God would tell me, ‘ George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq. ’ And I did.”

George W. Bush
War Criminal

14 Aug 2021

“Against an implacable, well-entrenched, nonstate enemy like the Hamas, Israel simply needs to ‘mow the grass’ once in a while to degrade enemy capabilities.”

Efraim Inbara & Eitan Shamira
Begin-Sadat Center for Strategic Studies

19 May 2021

“Don’t worry—it will be fine, the Iron Dome will save us.”

Random Israeli

13 May 2021

“Until we are able to determine and understand this problem and the dangerous threat it poses, our country cannot be the victims of horrendous attacks by people that believe only in Jihad…”

Donald Trump

27 Dec 2020

“I feel I’m nothing today. I feel I’m nothing. I lost my son and I feel I’m nothing.”

Mohammed Kinani

26 Dec 2020

“Why should I go to that cemetery? It’s filled with losers.”

Donald Trump

19 Sep 2020

“How shocked are we that 17-year-olds with rifles decided they had to maintain order when no one else would?”

Tucker Carlson

28 Aug 2020

“We are trying to help Portland, not hurt it.”

Donald Trump

27 Jul 2020

“The sooner that you mass and dominate the battlespace, the quicker this dissipates.”

Mark Esper

25 Jul 2020

“We’re going to do something that people haven’t seen before. And you’re gonna have total domination.”

Donald Trump

02 Jun 2020

“We are going to have the Air Force and we’re going to have the Space Force, separate but equal. It is going to be something so important.”

Donald Trump

10 Aug 2018