“Put on the full armor of God. Stand firm against the left’s schemes.”

Ron DeSantis
20 Pounds of Shit in a 10 Dollar Suit

20 Sep 2022

“Everything I had was in that phone! All these businesses…Those aren’t in any cloud!”

Mike Lindell
Probably Going to MyPrison

17 Sep 2022

“There was no way of knowing if what they took was legitimate, or was there a plant?”

Donald Trump
Clearly Not Big Into Plants

23 Aug 2022

“He’s going to fucking lose.”

Donald Trump
Subject Matter Expert

20 Aug 2022

“Well I…legitimately, I own two houses. But, uh, one of them we’re building on—the other ones I rent.”

The Neither Great Nor Powerful Dr. Oz
Jersey Boy

20 Aug 2022

Che

“At a time when we needed all hands on deck, Liz Cheney jumped ship, dogpaddled to the other side, and is now shooting back at us.”

18 Aug 2022

“We are not a mixed race, and we do not want to become a mixed race either.”

Viktor Orbán
Hungry Hungary Hitler

07 Aug 2022

“One dollar. Not proven.”

Andino Reynal
Alex Jones’s Lawyer, Just Before Losing a Case for $4.1M

04 Aug 2022

“If your policy does not cover all your damage expenses, you may be eligible for federal assistance.”

FEMA

31 Jul 2022

“I don’t regret anything I did on that day.”

Josh Hawley (R-MO)
Ain’t Nothin’ Gonna Break His Stride

28 Jul 2022