“ [ It's a ] symbol of racism. ”

Jeffrey Sheffield

Attorney for Racist Murderer Travis McMichael

5 Nov 2021

Posted 5 days ago

“ [ It's a ] symbol of racism. ”

Jeffrey Sheffield

Attorney for Racist Murderer Travis McMichael

5 Nov 2021

FBI Total Landscaping

“ Why would you do this to anyone, let alone...the personal lawyer to the 45th president of the United States? ”

Robert Costello

Idiot Lawyer's Idiot Lawyer

29 Apr 2021

Posted 7 months ago

“ Why would you do this to anyone, let alone...the personal lawyer to the 45th president of the United States? ”

Robert Costello

Idiot Lawyer’s Idiot Lawyer

29 Apr 2021

Child Safety Gaetz

“ Who among us would look perfect if every ex leaked every photo/text? ”

Matt Gaetz

Bizarro Donny Osmond

24 Oct 2019

Posted 8 months ago

“ Who among us would look perfect if every ex leaked every photo/text? ”

Bizarro Donny Osmond

Mr. Potato Head: Classic Edition

“ Somebody pointed out that this is a ‘Mr.’ And we cannot have a 'Mr'. Can we? We cannot have a ‘Mr.’ Somebody, somewhere, pointed out that this is toxic masculinity. Erm, and it was bad for somebody's mental health somewhere to have Mr. Potato Head. ”

Piers Morgan

01 Mar 2021

Posted 9 months ago

“ Somebody pointed out that this is a ‘Mr.’ And we cannot have a 'Mr'. Can we? We cannot have a ‘Mr.’ Somebody, somewhere, pointed out that this is toxic masculinity. Erm, and it was bad for somebody's mental health somewhere to have Mr. Potato Head. ”

Now Serving 500,000

“ It affects virtually nobody. ”

Donald Trump

22 Sep 2020

Posted 9 months ago

“ It affects virtually nobody. ”

Donald Trump

22 Sep 2020

Death Star of David

“ What would that look like anyway? A laser beam or light beam coming down to Earth I guess. Could that cause a fire? Hmmm, I don’t know. I hope not! That wouldn’t look so good for PG&E, Rothschild Inc, Solaren or Jerry Brown who sure does seem fond of PG&E. ”

Marjorie Taylor Greene

Majorly Troublesome Gourd

17 Nov 2018

Posted 10 months ago

“ What would that look like anyway? A laser beam or light beam coming down to Earth I guess. Could that cause a fire? Hmmm, I don’t know. I hope not! That wouldn’t look so good for PG&E, Rothschild Inc, Solaren or Jerry Brown who sure does seem fond of PG&E. ”

Majorly Troublesome Gourd

Now Serving 400,000

“ It affects virtually nobody. ”

Donald Trump

22 Sep 2020

Posted 10 months ago

“ It affects virtually nobody. ”

Donald Trump

22 Sep 2020

Tenement on Wheels

“ Until we are able to determine and understand this problem and the dangerous threat it poses, our country cannot be the victims of horrendous attacks by people that believe only in Jihad… ”

Donald Trump

07 Dec 2015

Posted 11 months ago

“ Until we are able to determine and understand this problem and the dangerous threat it poses, our country cannot be the victims of horrendous attacks by people that believe only in Jihad… ”

To Pardon a Predator

“ I feel I’m nothing today. I feel I’m nothing. I lost my son and I feel I’m nothing. ”

Mohammed Kinani

24 Dec 2020

Posted 11 months ago

“ I feel I’m nothing today. I feel I’m nothing. I lost my son and I feel I’m nothing. ”

The Fire of Rome, Hubert Robert, 1771

“ As the Holiday season approaches, President Trump will continue to work tirelessly for the American People. ”

The White House

01 Dec 2020

Posted 11 months ago

“ As the Holiday season approaches, President Trump will continue to work tirelessly for the American People. ”

Baskin Robbed Him

“ If President Trump grants me this miracle, I can honestly say I am putting everyone connected to that zoo and that industry behind me. ”

Joe Exotic

01 Dec 2020

Posted 11 months ago

“ If President Trump grants me this miracle, I can honestly say I am putting everyone connected to that zoo and that industry behind me. ”

Joe Exotic

01 Dec 2020

Hooray, We’re Saved

“ …almost 12 million renters faced average rent and utility debts of $5,850…The estimate is almost ten times the size of the $600 checks offered in Congress' second COVID-19 stimulus package. ”

Moodys Analytics

21 Dec 2020

Posted 11 months ago

“ …almost 12 million renters faced average rent and utility debts of $5,850…The estimate is almost ten times the size of the $600 checks offered in Congress' second COVID-19 stimulus package. ”

Just Tell Mike Whatever He Needs To Hear to Get Him In That Chair

“ …the great vast majority of the psychological community says homosexuality at a very minimum is a choice by the individual, and at the maximum, is a learned behavior. ”

Mike Pence

No Homo

early 1990s (and also currently)

Posted 11 months ago

“ …the great vast majority of the psychological community says homosexuality at a very minimum is a choice by the individual, and at the maximum, is a learned behavior. ”

Mike Pence

No Homo

early 1990s (and also currently)