“Have one door into and out of the school, and have…armed police officers at that door.”
US Senator (R-Cancun)
“They want to know if you are eating a cheeseburger which is very bad because Bill Gates wants you to eat his fake meat that grows in a peach tree dish.”
Bacteria Sample
“It affects virtually nobody.”
“Women are not without electoral or political power.”
Woman Expert
“Years on end of near total isolation exact a terrible price.”
“Do you agree with this book … that babies are racist?”
Junior Senator From Quintana Roo
“This was not me encouraging rioters.”
Seditious Dipshit
“Remember that Zelenskyy is a thug. Remember that the Ukrainian government is incredibly corrupt and is incredibly evil and has been pushing woke ideologies.”
Respectfully Refers to Adolf Hitler as “The Führer”
“I think the American people are looking at two policy differences and recognizing that Donald Trump was absolutely on the right track when it came to Russia.”
RNC Chairwoman
“I went in yesterday and there was a television screen, and I said, ‘This is genius.’ Putin declares a big portion of Ukraine — Putin declares it as independent. Oh, that’s wonderful.”
Fucking Monster