“Have one door into and out of the school, and have…armed police officers at that door.”

Ted Cruz
US Senator (R-Cancun)

09 Jun 2022

“They want to know if you are eating a cheeseburger which is very bad because Bill Gates wants you to eat his fake meat that grows in a peach tree dish.”

Marjorie Taylor Greene
Bacteria Sample

03 Jun 2022

“It affects virtually nobody.”

Donald Trump

17 May 2022

“Women are not without electoral or political power.”

Justice Samuel Alito
Woman Expert

03 May 2022

“Years on end of near total isolation exact a terrible price.”

Justice Anthony Kennedy

16 Apr 2022

“Do you agree with this book … that babies are racist?”

Cancún Ted Cruz (R-MX)
Junior Senator From Quintana Roo

25 Mar 2022

“This was not me encouraging rioters.”

Josh Hawley (R-MO)
Seditious Dipshit

22 Mar 2022

“Remember that Zelenskyy is a thug. Remember that the Ukrainian government is incredibly corrupt and is incredibly evil and has been pushing woke ideologies.”

Madison Cawthorne (R-NC)
Respectfully Refers to Adolf Hitler as “The Führer”

20 Mar 2022

“I think the American people are looking at two policy differences and recognizing that Donald Trump was absolutely on the right track when it came to Russia.”

Ronna McDaniel
RNC Chairwoman

16 Mar 2022

“I went in yesterday and there was a television screen, and I said, ‘This is genius.’ Putin declares a big portion of Ukraine — Putin declares it as independent. Oh, that’s wonderful.”

Donald Trump
Fucking Monster

12 Mar 2022