Shoah Me Your Mask

“ You know, we can look back at a time in history where people were told to wear a gold star, and they were definitely treated like second class citizens, so much so that they were put in trains and taken to gas chambers in Nazi Germany. And this is exactly the type of abuse that Nancy Pelosi is talking about. ”

Marjorie Taylor Greene

Ersatz Human,

22 May 2021

Posted 8 months ago

“ You know, we can look back at a time in history where people were told to wear a gold star, and they were definitely treated like second class citizens, so much so that they were put in trains and taken to gas chambers in Nazi Germany. And this is exactly the type of abuse that Nancy Pelosi is talking about. ”

Marjorie Taylor Greene

Ersatz Human,

22 May 2021

Human MAGApede

“ He would never have anticipated finding himself in the situation, but for the president and the rally and the way everything went down. We’ve heard ‘ mob mentality ’ — and he describes it to a T. ”

Brent Mayr

Defense Attorney & Insurrection Apologist

23 May 2021

Posted 8 months ago

“ He would never have anticipated finding himself in the situation, but for the president and the rally and the way everything went down. We’ve heard ‘ mob mentality ’ — and he describes it to a T. ”

Brent Mayr

Defense Attorney & Insurrection Apologist

23 May 2021

Mow the Grass

“ Against an implacable, well-entrenched, nonstate enemy like the Hamas, Israel simply needs to ‘mow the grass’ once in a while to degrade enemy capabilities. ”

Efraim Inbara & Eitan Shamira

Begin-Sadat Center for Strategic Studies

10 October 2013

Posted 8 months ago

“ Against an implacable, well-entrenched, nonstate enemy like the Hamas, Israel simply needs to ‘mow the grass’ once in a while to degrade enemy capabilities. ”

Efraim Inbara & Eitan Shamira

Begin-Sadat Center for Strategic Studies

10 October 2013

Two Qualities

“ They're accusing me of being aggressive and saying that my mannerisms are wrong. It's definitely the other way round. ”

Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA)

Moronic Asshole

15 May 2021

Posted 8 months ago

“ They're accusing me of being aggressive and saying that my mannerisms are wrong. It's definitely the other way round. ”

Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA)

Moronic Asshole

15 May 2021

See No Evil, Hear No Evil

“ His abuse of power as an elected member of Congress to smear a fellow veteran who works as a staffer in the same halls is disgraceful and unethical. ”

494 U.S. Military Vets to Dan Crenshaw (R-TX)

16 December 2020

Posted 8 months ago

“ His abuse of power as an elected member of Congress to smear a fellow veteran who works as a staffer in the same halls is disgraceful and unethical. ”

494 U.S. Military Vets to Dan Crenshaw (R-TX)

16 December 2020

Concrete Dome

“ Don’t worry—it will be fine, the Iron Dome will save us. ”

Random Israeli

16 May 2021

Posted 8 months ago

“ Don’t worry—it will be fine, the Iron Dome will save us. ”

Random Israeli

16 May 2021

FBI Total Landscaping

“ Why would you do this to anyone, let alone...the personal lawyer to the 45th president of the United States? ”

Robert Costello

Idiot Lawyer's Idiot Lawyer

29 Apr 2021

Posted 9 months ago

“ Why would you do this to anyone, let alone...the personal lawyer to the 45th president of the United States? ”

Robert Costello

Idiot Lawyer’s Idiot Lawyer

29 Apr 2021

Child Safety Gaetz

“ Who among us would look perfect if every ex leaked every photo/text? ”

Matt Gaetz

Bizarro Donny Osmond

24 Oct 2019

Posted 10 months ago

“ Who among us would look perfect if every ex leaked every photo/text? ”

Bizarro Donny Osmond

Mr. Potato Head: Classic Edition

“ Somebody pointed out that this is a ‘Mr.’ And we cannot have a 'Mr'. Can we? We cannot have a ‘Mr.’ Somebody, somewhere, pointed out that this is toxic masculinity. Erm, and it was bad for somebody's mental health somewhere to have Mr. Potato Head. ”

Piers Morgan

01 Mar 2021

Posted 11 months ago

“ Somebody pointed out that this is a ‘Mr.’ And we cannot have a 'Mr'. Can we? We cannot have a ‘Mr.’ Somebody, somewhere, pointed out that this is toxic masculinity. Erm, and it was bad for somebody's mental health somewhere to have Mr. Potato Head. ”