Infectious Laundry
Posted 12 months ago
“ This criticism is fair. It doesn't matter whether something is technically allowed or not—I need to hold myself to a higher standard and I will do better. ”
London Breed
Mayor of San Francisco
Legendary
Posted 12 months ago
“ There's plenty of data that could show in states with mask mandates are also having record cases and record deaths. If someone can show me the correlation between the mandate and their performance, that would be a good thing to see. ”
Community Theft
Posted 12 months ago
“ As has been stated by numerous legal scholars, I have the absolute right to PARDON myself, but why would I do that when I have done nothing wrong? ”
He Completes Him
Posted 12 months ago
“ The president out the door needs to pardon his whole family and himself because they want this witch hunt to go on in perpetuity. They're so full of rage and insanity against the president. ”
The Richest Person at Rite-AID
It‘s Beginning to Look a Lot Like COVID
Posted 12 months ago
“ That's all I hear about now. That's all I hear. Turn on television—Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid. A plane goes down. 500 people dead, they don't talk about it. Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid. By the way, on November 4, you won't hear about it anymore. ”
Who Gives a Fuck About Christmas?
Posted 12 months ago
“ Who gives a fuck about the Christmas stuff and decorations? But I need to do it, right? ”
The Man in the High Chair
Posted 29 Nov 2020
“ For purposes of National Security, Section 230 must be immediately terminated!!! ”
Happy Plaguesgiving!
Posted 26 Nov 2020
“ I encourage all Americans to gather, in homes and places of worship, to offer a prayer of thanks to God for our many blessings. ”
Donald Trump
25 Nov 2020
I Don’t Really Carrot All, Do U?
Posted 24 Nov 2020
“ I can tell you we’ve come to a conclusion, and Carrots, I’m sorry to tell you the result did not change. It’s too bad for Carrots. ”
Hire a Clown, Expect a Circus
Posted 23 Nov 2020
“ Sidney Powell is practicing law on her own. She is not a member of the Trump Legal Team. ”
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz Total Landscaping
