“ [ It's a ] symbol of racism. ”

Jeffrey Sheffield

Attorney for Racist Murderer Travis McMichael

5 Nov 2021

Posted 5 days ago

“ [ It's a ] symbol of racism. ”

Jeffrey Sheffield

Attorney for Racist Murderer Travis McMichael

5 Nov 2021

Infectious Laundry

“ This criticism is fair. It doesn't matter whether something is technically allowed or not—I need to hold myself to a higher standard and I will do better. ”

London Breed

Mayor of San Francisco

04 Dec 2020

Posted 12 months ago

“ This criticism is fair. It doesn't matter whether something is technically allowed or not—I need to hold myself to a higher standard and I will do better. ”

London Breed

Mayor of San Francisco

Legendary

“ There's plenty of data that could show in states with mask mandates are also having record cases and record deaths. If someone can show me the correlation between the mandate and their performance, that would be a good thing to see. ”

Gov. Doug Burgum

28 Oct 2020

Posted 12 months ago

“ There's plenty of data that could show in states with mask mandates are also having record cases and record deaths. If someone can show me the correlation between the mandate and their performance, that would be a good thing to see. ”

Community Theft

“ As has been stated by numerous legal scholars, I have the absolute right to PARDON myself, but why would I do that when I have done nothing wrong? ”

Donald Trump

04 Jun 2018

Posted 12 months ago

“ As has been stated by numerous legal scholars, I have the absolute right to PARDON myself, but why would I do that when I have done nothing wrong? ”

He Completes Him

“ The president out the door needs to pardon his whole family and himself because they want this witch hunt to go on in perpetuity. They're so full of rage and insanity against the president. ”

Sean Hannity

The Richest Person at Rite-AID

01 Dec 2020

Posted 12 months ago

“ The president out the door needs to pardon his whole family and himself because they want this witch hunt to go on in perpetuity. They're so full of rage and insanity against the president. ”

The Richest Person at Rite-AID

It‘s Beginning to Look a Lot Like COVID

“ That's all I hear about now. That's all I hear. Turn on television—Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid. A plane goes down. 500 people dead, they don't talk about it. Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid. By the way, on November 4, you won't hear about it anymore. ”

Donald Trump

24 Oct 2020

Posted 12 months ago

“ That's all I hear about now. That's all I hear. Turn on television—Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid. A plane goes down. 500 people dead, they don't talk about it. Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid. By the way, on November 4, you won't hear about it anymore. ”

Who Gives a Fuck About Christmas?

“ Who gives a fuck about the Christmas stuff and decorations? But I need to do it, right? ”

Melania Trump

02 Oct 2020

Posted 12 months ago

“ Who gives a fuck about the Christmas stuff and decorations? But I need to do it, right? ”

The Man in the High Chair

“ For purposes of National Security, Section 230 must be immediately terminated!!! ”

Donald Trump

27 Nov 2020

Posted 29 Nov 2020

“ For purposes of National Security, Section 230 must be immediately terminated!!! ”

Happy Plaguesgiving!

“ I encourage all Americans to gather, in homes and places of worship, to offer a prayer of thanks to God for our many blessings. ”

Donald Trump

25 Nov 2020

Posted 26 Nov 2020

“ I encourage all Americans to gather, in homes and places of worship, to offer a prayer of thanks to God for our many blessings. ”

Donald Trump

25 Nov 2020

I Don’t Really Carrot All, Do U?

“ I can tell you we’ve come to a conclusion, and Carrots, I’m sorry to tell you the result did not change. It’s too bad for Carrots. ”

Donald Trump

20 Nov 2020

Posted 24 Nov 2020

“ I can tell you we’ve come to a conclusion, and Carrots, I’m sorry to tell you the result did not change. It’s too bad for Carrots. ”

Hire a Clown, Expect a Circus

“ Sidney Powell is practicing law on her own. She is not a member of the Trump Legal Team. ”

Rudolph Giuliani

22 Nov 2020

Posted 23 Nov 2020

“ Sidney Powell is practicing law on her own. She is not a member of the Trump Legal Team. ”

The Wonderful Wizard of Oz Total Landscaping

“ Did you all watch My Cousin Vinny? ”

Rudolph Giuliani

19 Nov 2020

Posted 21 Nov 2020

“ Did you all watch My Cousin Vinny? ”

Rounding the Final Turn

“ We are rounding the final turn. ”

Donald Trump

27 Oct 2020

Posted 17 Nov 2020

“ We are rounding the final turn. ”