Release the Bull Kraken
Posted 09 Dec 2020
“ President Trump won this election in a landslide…it’s going to be irrefutable…this is essentially a new American revolution…and I’m going to release the Kraken. ”
It’s What’s For Dinner
Posted 08 Dec 2020
“ …those facing hunger will swell to 1 in 6 people, from 35 million in 2019 to more than 50 million by this year’s end. The consequences are even more dire for children — 1 in 4. ”
Contagion
Posted 07 Dec 2020
“ [email protected], by far the greatest mayor in the history of NYC, and who has been working tirelessly exposing the most corrupt election (by far!) in the history of the USA, has tested positive for the China Virus. Get better soon Rudy, we will carry on!!! ”
Infectious Laundry
Posted 05 Dec 2020
“ This criticism is fair. It doesn't matter whether something is technically allowed or not—I need to hold myself to a higher standard and I will do better. ”
London Breed
Mayor of San Francisco
Legendary
Posted 05 Dec 2020
“ There's plenty of data that could show in states with mask mandates are also having record cases and record deaths. If someone can show me the correlation between the mandate and their performance, that would be a good thing to see. ”
Community Theft
Posted 04 Dec 2020
“ As has been stated by numerous legal scholars, I have the absolute right to PARDON myself, but why would I do that when I have done nothing wrong? ”
He Completes Him
Posted 02 Dec 2020
“ The president out the door needs to pardon his whole family and himself because they want this witch hunt to go on in perpetuity. They're so full of rage and insanity against the president. ”
The Richest Person at Rite-AID
It‘s Beginning to Look a Lot Like COVID
Posted 01 Dec 2020
“ That's all I hear about now. That's all I hear. Turn on television—Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid. A plane goes down. 500 people dead, they don't talk about it. Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid. By the way, on November 4, you won't hear about it anymore. ”
Who Gives a Fuck About Christmas?
