“I’m sorry, I don’t know much about ammo.”
Child, Murderer
“I do love grilling and cooking, and that was silly, and I appreciate that everyone enjoys it.”
Barbecue, Disinformation Connoisseur
“Joe Manchin, I talk to his office every week.”
Senior Director for Federal Relations, ExxonMobil
“It affects virtually nobody.”
“These agents are highly trained along with their horses and they were doing exactly what they were trained to do.”
Border Patrol Agent and Union Vice President
“At this point, we think the procedures were correctly followed, and this was a righteous strike. Were there others killed? Yes, there are others killed. Who they are, we don’t know.”
Righteous Dude
“Basically, we stand for body autonomy.”
I don’t even care enough to cut and paste their name
“Robert E. Lee is considered by many Generals to be the greatest strategist of them all.”
U.S. History Scholar & Renowned Military Strategist
“Jim Jordan called me crying, groveling, begging me to go against my brother, begging me, crying for a half-hour. That’s the kind of cover-up that’s going on there.”
Ohio State Wrestler
“[Allah] endowed us with the right to life.”
Islamic Emirate of Texas