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“We have apologized for our mistake, are working to determine how it happened and make sure it never happens again.”

Aramark
(Spoiler: This is the third time it’s happened.)

05 Feb 2023

“Virginia law does not allow 6-year-olds to be tried as adults.”

What?
Did that even need to be said?

09 Jan 2023

“Bullshit!”

Rep. Lauren Boebert
Game Recognizing Game

03 Jan 2023

“Each card comes with an automatic chance to win amazing prizes like dinner with me. I don’t know if that’s an amazing prize, but it’s what we have.”

Donald Trump
Better Than Lincoln, Better Than Washington

21 Dec 2022

“Senator Sinema makes every decision based on one criteria: what’s best for Arizona.”

Hannah Hurley
Spokesperson / Cashier for Senator Sinema

12 Dec 2022

“We are not getting through this without a civil war. Prepare your mind, body and spirit.”

Stewart Rhodes
Decidedly Less Prepared Than Proported

08 Dec 2022

“As a physician, I’ve been in the room when there’s some difficult conversations happening. I don’t want the federal government involved with that, at all. I want women, doctors, local political leaders…”

Dr. Oz
Puppy Mengele

30 Oct 2022

“I am work with many police officers.”

Herschel Walker
Georgia Ranger

16 Oct 2022

“I’m going death con 3 On JEWISH PEOPLE The funny thing is I actually can’t be Anti Semitic because black people are actually Jew also”

Ye
Sshole

10 Oct 2022

“I don’t care about people’s reactions.”

Kanye West
Pete Davidson’s Eskimo Brother

10 Oct 2022

“Everyone involved in the decision to allow Lizzo to twerk while playing James Madison’s flute needs to be deported. I don’t care if they’re citizens. Deport them somewhere.”

Andrew C. McCarthy
Who?

01 Oct 2022

“There was no way of knowing if what they took was legitimate, or was there a plant?”

Donald Trump
Clearly Not Big Into Plants

23 Aug 2022

“We are not a mixed race, and we do not want to become a mixed race either.”

Viktor Orbán
Hungry Hungary Hitler

07 Aug 2022

“I don’t regret anything I did on that day.”

Josh Hawley (R-MO)
Ain’t Nothin’ Gonna Break His Stride

28 Jul 2022

“…an unbroken tradition of prohibiting abortion on pain of criminal punishment persisted from the earliest days of the common law until 1973.”

Justice Samuel Alito
History Buff

27 Jun 2022

“To be honest, what was really surprising for Idahoans was the actual arrests themselves. It is very rare we see law enforcement take action against white supremacy that has openly threatened violence.”

Alicia Abbott
Idaho 97 Project

12 Jun 2022

“Have one door into and out of the school, and have…armed police officers at that door.”

Ted Cruz
US Senator (R-Cancun)

09 Jun 2022

“They want to know if you are eating a cheeseburger which is very bad because Bill Gates wants you to eat his fake meat that grows in a peach tree dish.”

Marjorie Taylor Greene
Bacteria Sample

03 Jun 2022

“Do you agree with this book … that babies are racist?”

Cancún Ted Cruz (R-MX)
Junior Senator From Quintana Roo

25 Mar 2022

“This was not me encouraging rioters.”

Josh Hawley (R-MO)
Seditious Dipshit

22 Mar 2022

“Remember that Zelenskyy is a thug. Remember that the Ukrainian government is incredibly corrupt and is incredibly evil and has been pushing woke ideologies.”

Madison Cawthorne (R-NC)
Respectfully Refers to Adolf Hitler as “The Führer”

20 Mar 2022

“I think the American people are looking at two policy differences and recognizing that Donald Trump was absolutely on the right track when it came to Russia.”

Ronna McDaniel
RNC Chairwoman

16 Mar 2022

“In my mind, I have never crossed the line with anyone, but I didn’t realize the extent to which the line has been redrawn.”

Andrew Cuomo
American Crisis

05 Jan 2022