GOP

“Trump just announced for 2024. I stand with him. I never conceded my HD 14 race. Now researching my options.”

Solomon Peña
Grand Old Partier

22 Jan 2023

“I don’t regret anything I did on that day.”

Josh Hawley (R-MO)
Ain’t Nothin’ Gonna Break His Stride

28 Jul 2022

“This was not me encouraging rioters.”

Josh Hawley (R-MO)
Seditious Dipshit

22 Mar 2022

“I think the American people are looking at two policy differences and recognizing that Donald Trump was absolutely on the right track when it came to Russia.”

Ronna McDaniel
RNC Chairwoman

16 Mar 2022

“I went in yesterday and there was a television screen, and I said, ‘This is genius.’ Putin declares a big portion of Ukraine — Putin declares it as independent. Oh, that’s wonderful.”

Donald Trump
Fucking Monster

12 Mar 2022

“Senate Bill One will solidify … the outcome of our elections by making it easier to … cheat.”

Gov. Rick Abbott
(More or Less, You Know It’s What He’s Thinking)

01 Sep 2021