“ WOW! The Trump Rally gives @FoxNews the LARGEST SATURDAY NIGHT AUDIENCE IN ITS HUSTORY. Isn’t it amazing that virtually nobody in the Lamestream Media is reporting this rather major feat! ”

Fort bin Laden

“ These Monumental and very Powerful Bases have become part of a Great American Heritage…my Administration will not even consider the renaming of these Magnificent and Fabled Military Installations. ”

ANTIFA Provocateur

“ Buffalo protester shoved by Police could be an ANTIFA provocateur. 75 year old Martin Gugino was pushed away after appearing to scan police communications in order to black out the equipment. @OANN I watched, he fell harder than was pushed. Was aiming scanner. Could be a set up? ”

To the Trumpmobile!

“ We have just reached a very sad milestone with the coronavirus pandemic deaths reaching 100,000. To all of the families & friends of those who have passed, I want to extend my heartfelt sympathy & love for everything that these great people stood for & represent. God be with you! ”

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