“It affects virtually nobody.”
Donald Trump
COVID
“It affects virtually nobody.”
Donald Trump
“If I die, I die.”
Marvin Lee “Meat Loaf” Aday
Keeps the Doctor Away
Keeps the Doctor Away
“Maybe you do a clinical trial, and it’ll show it’s less effective than against delta. That may be the case. But we have patients who have benefited. That’s just the fact.”
Gov. Ron DeSantis
“It affects virtually nobody.”
Donald Trump
“It affects virtually nobody.”
Donald Trump
“Basically, we stand for body autonomy.”
Some Fucking Moron
I don’t even care enough to cut and paste their name
I don’t even care enough to cut and paste their name
“I’m not taking it. Are you kidding me? Mr. Anti-Vax? Jeepers. No.”
Marc Bernier
Former Right-Wing Pundit, Current Worm Food
Former Right-Wing Pundit, Current Worm Food
“It’s almost deja vu—a reboot. We knew this. We all anticipated this. This is no surprise to any of us in the health care world.”
Shankar Kurra, M.D.
Rapid City Hospital, South Dakota,
Rapid City Hospital, South Dakota,
“That would not have been possible if we had followed Fauci. Instead we followed freedom. And that’s the reason Florida is doing better.”
Gov. Ron DeSantis
“Jacksonville is kind of the epicenter of this. They had one of the lowest vaccination rates going into July and that has probably really came back to bite them.”
Justin Senior
CEO, Florida Safety Net Hospital Alliance
CEO, Florida Safety Net Hospital Alliance
“This could’ve been prevented if we’d gotten vaccination numbers to higher levels.”
Donald Williamson
President, Alabama Hospital Association
President, Alabama Hospital Association
“The infections are expanding at a pace we have never experienced before.”
Prime Minister Yosihide Suga
“We are not shutting down.”
Gov. Ron DeSantis
“He yelled at the campaign’s data analysts, as if it were their fault that his father’s early leads over Biden were shrinking. ‘ We pay you to do this, ’ he said. ‘ How can this be happening? ’”
Carol Leonnig and Philip Rucker
I Alone Can Fix It: Donald J. Trump’s Catastrophic Final Year
I Alone Can Fix It: Donald J. Trump’s Catastrophic Final Year
“Just say no…And keep saying no…Over Half of the US population is continuing to say no to this unapproved experimental gene therapy! ‘My body, my choice!’ #2ndAmendmentIsForThis”
Rob Schneider
“It affects virtually nobody.”
Donald Trump
“It affects virtually nobody.”
Donald Trump
“It affects virtually nobody.”
Donald Trump
“As the Holiday season approaches, President Trump will continue to work tirelessly for the American People.”
The White House
“…almost 12 million renters faced average rent and utility debts of $5,850…The estimate is almost ten times the size of the $600 checks offered in Congress’ second COVID-19 stimulus package.”
Moodys Analytics
“…the great vast majority of the psychological community says homosexuality at a very minimum is a choice by the individual, and at the maximum, is a learned behavior.”
Mike Pence
No Homo
No Homo
“It affects virtually nobody.”
Donald Trump
“…a team deployed by the General Services Administration will…‘thoroughly clean and disinfect’ all furniture, doorknobs, handrails and light switches, before Biden and his team move in. Additionally, a private contractor will provide ‘disinfectant misting services’ to clear the air of lingering droplets.”
Politico
“It’s going to be gradual, and I think we will know when we see the level of infection in the country at a dramatically lower level than it is right now that we can start gradually tiptoeing toward normality.”
Dr. Anthony Fauci
“The Swine Flu (H1N1), and the attempt for a vaccine by the Obama Administration, with Joe Biden in charge, was a complete and total disaster. Now they want to come in and take over one of the greatest and fastest medical miracles in modern day history. I don’t think so!”
Donald Trump
“Wednesday’s toll eclipsed American deaths on the opening day of the Normandy invasion during World War II: 2,500, out of some 4,400 Allied dead.”
Associated Press
“Things are really bad.”
Dr. Ashish Jha
Brown Univ School of Public Health
Brown Univ School of Public Health
“…those facing hunger will swell to 1 in 6 people, from 35 million in 2019 to more than 50 million by this year’s end. The consequences are even more dire for children — 1 in 4.”
Feeding America
“.@RudyGiuliani, by far the greatest mayor in the history of NYC, and who has been working tirelessly exposing the most corrupt election (by far!) in the history of the USA, has tested positive for the China Virus. Get better soon Rudy, we will carry on!!!”
Donald Trump
“This criticism is fair. It doesn’t matter whether something is technically allowed or not—I need to hold myself to a higher standard and I will do better.”
London Breed
Mayor of San Francisco
Mayor of San Francisco
“That’s all I hear about now. That’s all I hear. Turn on television—Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid. A plane goes down. 500 people dead, they don’t talk about it. Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid. By the way, on November 4, you won’t hear about it anymore.”
Donald Trump
“I encourage all Americans to gather, in homes and places of worship, to offer a prayer of thanks to God for our many blessings.”
Donald Trump
“We are rounding the final turn.”
Donald Trump
“…the vice president will maintain his schedule in accordance with the C.D.C. guidelines for essential personnel.”
Devin O’Malley
Spokesman for Mike Pence
Spokesman for Mike Pence
“We were 3½ miles through darkness to get there. There was no direction given.”
Kris Beckenbach
Trump Rally Volunteer
Trump Rally Volunteer
“It affects virtually nobody.”
Donald Trump
“If we don’t make a deal, that means they don’t get the money. That means they can’t have universal mail-in voting; they just can’t have it.”
Donald Trump
“It is what it is.”
Donald Trump
“The Radical Left smear machine backfired, people are buying like crazy!”
Donald Trump
“This is an emoji.”
Trump 2020 Campaign
“We will state the truth in full without apology.”
Donald Trump
“Fact–Obama does not read his intelligence briefings nor does he get briefed in person by the CIA or DOD. Too busy I guess!”
Donald Trump
“This is a battle to save the Heritage, History, and Greatness of our Country!”
Donald Trump
“Let’s get back to work, let’s get back to living, let’s be smart about it.”
Dan Patrick
Lieutenant Governor of Texas
Lieutenant Governor of Texas
“I have experience now, so I would know better than to do things like hire John Bolton, who sucks.”
Donald Trump
“WOW! The Trump Rally gives @FoxNews the LARGEST SATURDAY NIGHT AUDIENCE IN ITS HUSTORY. Isn’t it amazing that virtually nobody in the Lamestream Media is reporting this rather major feat!”
Donald Trump
“The pattern looked like obstruction of justice as a way of life.”
John Bolton
“Thank you to the LGBT community! I will fight for you while Hillary brings in more people that will threaten your freedoms and beliefs.”
Donald Trump
“Our history as the Greatest Nation in the World will not be tampered with.”
Donald Trump
“We’re going to protect Christianity. I can say that. I don’t have to be politically correct, Two Corinthians 3:17, that’s the whole ballgame…is that the one you like?”
Donald Trump
“These Monumental and very Powerful Bases have become part of a Great American Heritage…my Administration will not even consider the renaming of these Magnificent and Fabled Military Installations.”
Donald Trump
“Buffalo protester shoved by Police could be an ANTIFA provocateur. 75 year old Martin Gugino was pushed away after appearing to scan police communications in order to black out the equipment. @OANN I watched, he fell harder than was pushed. Was aiming scanner. Could be a set up?”
Donald Trump
“I was down during the day and I was there for a tiny, little short period of time. And it was much more for an inspection. There was no problem during the day.”
Donald Trump
“The United States of America will be designating ANTIFA as a Terrorist Organization.”
Donald Trump
“We have just reached a very sad milestone with the coronavirus pandemic deaths reaching 100,000. To all of the families & friends of those who have passed, I want to extend my heartfelt sympathy & love for everything that these great people stood for & represent. God be with you!”
Donald Trump
“This will be a Big Day for Social Media and FAIRNESS”
Donald Trump
“Nothing is shut down, life & the economy go on. At this moment there are 546 confirmed cases of CoronaVirus, with 22 deaths. Think about that!”
Donald Trump
“I started taking it, because I think it’s good. I’ve heard a lot of good stories.”
Donald Trump
“Save your great 2nd Amendment. It is under siege!”
Donald Trump
“Will some people be affected? Yes. Will some people be affected badly? Yes. But we have to get our country open, and we have to get it open soon.”
Donald Trump
“It’ll go away at some point. It’ll go away.”
Donald Trump
“I think wearing a face mask as I greet presidents, prime ministers, dictators, kings, queens, I don’t know, somehow I don’t see it for myself. I just don’t. Maybe I’ll change my mind.”
Donald Trump
“When you test, you have a case. When you test you find something is wrong with people. If we didn’t do any testing, we would have very few cases.”
Donald Trump
“Anyone who wants a test can get a test.”
Donald Trump
“It’s going to disappear. One day it’s like a miracle—it will disappear.”
Donald Trump
“California should let Tesla & @elonmusk open the plant, NOW. It can be done Fast & Safely!”
Donald Trump
“It’s going to go away without a vaccine…and we’re not going to see it again, hopefully, after a period of time.”
Donald Trump
“Coronavirus numbers are looking MUCH better, going down almost everywhere. Big progress being made!”
Donald Trump