COVID

“It affects virtually nobody.”

Donald Trump

17 May 2022

“It affects virtually nobody.”

Donald Trump

04 Feb 2022

“If I die, I die.”

Marvin Lee “Meat Loaf” Aday
Keeps the Doctor Away

27 Jan 2022

“Maybe you do a clinical trial, and it’ll show it’s less effective than against delta. That may be the case. But we have patients who have benefited. That’s just the fact.”

Gov. Ron DeSantis

26 Jan 2022

“It affects virtually nobody.”

Donald Trump

14 Dec 2021

“It affects virtually nobody.”

Donald Trump

01 Oct 2021

“Basically, we stand for body autonomy.”

Some Fucking Moron
I don’t even care enough to cut and paste their name

16 Sep 2021

“I’m not taking it. Are you kidding me? Mr. Anti-Vax? Jeepers. No.”

Marc Bernier
Former Right-Wing Pundit, Current Worm Food

30 Aug 2021

“It’s almost deja vu—a reboot. We knew this. We all anticipated this. This is no surprise to any of us in the health care world.”

Shankar Kurra, M.D.
Rapid City Hospital, South Dakota,

29 Aug 2021

“That would not have been possible if we had followed Fauci. Instead we followed freedom. And that’s the reason Florida is doing better.”

Gov. Ron DeSantis

23 Aug 2021

“Jacksonville is kind of the epicenter of this. They had one of the lowest vaccination rates going into July and that has probably really came back to bite them.”

Justin Senior
CEO, Florida Safety Net Hospital Alliance

21 Aug 2021

“This could’ve been prevented if we’d gotten vaccination numbers to higher levels.”

Donald Williamson
President, Alabama Hospital Association

20 Aug 2021

“The infections are expanding at a pace we have never experienced before.”

Prime Minister Yosihide Suga

05 Aug 2021

“We are not shutting down.”

Gov. Ron DeSantis

03 Aug 2021

“He yelled at the campaign’s data analysts, as if it were their fault that his father’s early leads over Biden were shrinking. ‘ We pay you to do this, ’ he said. ‘ How can this be happening? ’”

Carol Leonnig and Philip Rucker
I Alone Can Fix It: Donald J. Trump’s Catastrophic Final Year

16 Jul 2021

“Just say no…And keep saying no…Over Half of the US population is continuing to say no to this unapproved experimental gene therapy! ‘My body, my choice!’ #2ndAmendmentIsForThis”

Rob Schneider

11 Jul 2021

“It affects virtually nobody.”

Donald Trump

15 Jun 2021

“It affects virtually nobody.”

Donald Trump

26 Feb 2021

“It affects virtually nobody.”

Donald Trump

21 Jan 2021

“As the Holiday season approaches, President Trump will continue to work tirelessly for the American People.”

The White House

25 Dec 2020

“…almost 12 million renters faced average rent and utility debts of $5,850…The estimate is almost ten times the size of the $600 checks offered in Congress’ second COVID-19 stimulus package.”

Moodys Analytics

21 Dec 2020

“…the great vast majority of the psychological community says homosexuality at a very minimum is a choice by the individual, and at the maximum, is a learned behavior.”

Mike Pence
No Homo

21 Dec 2020

“It affects virtually nobody.”

Donald Trump

20 Dec 2020

“…a team deployed by the General Services Administration will…‘thoroughly clean and disinfect’ all furniture, doorknobs, handrails and light switches, before Biden and his team move in. Additionally, a private contractor will provide ‘disinfectant misting services’ to clear the air of lingering droplets.”

Politico

17 Dec 2020

“It’s going to be gradual, and I think we will know when we see the level of infection in the country at a dramatically lower level than it is right now that we can start gradually tiptoeing toward normality.”

Dr. Anthony Fauci

16 Dec 2020

“The Swine Flu (H1N1), and the attempt for a vaccine by the Obama Administration, with Joe Biden in charge, was a complete and total disaster. Now they want to come in and take over one of the greatest and fastest medical miracles in modern day history. I don’t think so!”

Donald Trump

15 Dec 2020

“Wednesday’s toll eclipsed American deaths on the opening day of the Normandy invasion during World War II: 2,500, out of some 4,400 Allied dead.”

Associated Press

14 Dec 2020

“Things are really bad.”

Dr. Ashish Jha
Brown Univ School of Public Health

10 Dec 2020

“…those facing hunger will swell to 1 in 6 people, from 35 million in 2019 to more than 50 million by this year’s end. The consequences are even more dire for children — 1 in 4.”

Feeding America

08 Dec 2020

[email protected], by far the greatest mayor in the history of NYC, and who has been working tirelessly exposing the most corrupt election (by far!) in the history of the USA, has tested positive for the China Virus. Get better soon Rudy, we will carry on!!!”

Donald Trump

07 Dec 2020

“This criticism is fair. It doesn’t matter whether something is technically allowed or not—I need to hold myself to a higher standard and I will do better.”

London Breed
Mayor of San Francisco

05 Dec 2020

“That’s all I hear about now. That’s all I hear. Turn on television—Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid. A plane goes down. 500 people dead, they don’t talk about it. Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid. By the way, on November 4, you won’t hear about it anymore.”

Donald Trump

01 Dec 2020

“I encourage all Americans to gather, in homes and places of worship, to offer a prayer of thanks to God for our many blessings.”

Donald Trump

26 Nov 2020

“We are rounding the final turn.”

Donald Trump

17 Nov 2020

“…the vice president will maintain his schedule in accordance with the C.D.C. guidelines for essential personnel.”

Devin O’Malley
Spokesman for Mike Pence

29 Oct 2020

“We were 3½ miles through darkness to get there. There was no direction given.”

Kris Beckenbach
Trump Rally Volunteer

29 Oct 2020

“It affects virtually nobody.”

Donald Trump

22 Sep 2020

“If we don’t make a deal, that means they don’t get the money. That means they can’t have universal mail-in voting; they just can’t have it.”

Donald Trump

18 Aug 2020

“It is what it is.”

Donald Trump

05 Aug 2020

“The Radical Left smear machine backfired, people are buying like crazy!”

Donald Trump

26 Jul 2020

“Please don’t be too nice.”

Donald Trump

26 Jul 2020

“This is an emoji.”

Trump 2020 Campaign

25 Jul 2020

“We will state the truth in full without apology.”

Donald Trump

04 Jul 2020

“Fact–Obama does not read his intelligence briefings nor does he get briefed in person by the CIA or DOD. Too busy I guess!”

Donald Trump

30 Jun 2020

“This is a battle to save the Heritage, History, and Greatness of our Country!”

Donald Trump

30 Jun 2020

“[It’s] exactly the right thing to do.”

Donald Trump

29 Jun 2020

“Let’s get back to work, let’s get back to living, let’s be smart about it.”

Dan Patrick
Lieutenant Governor of Texas

27 Jun 2020

“I have experience now, so I would know better than to do things like hire John Bolton, who sucks.”

Donald Trump

26 Jun 2020

“So many different viewpoints!”

Donald Trump

26 Jun 2020

“WOW! The Trump Rally gives @FoxNews the LARGEST SATURDAY NIGHT AUDIENCE IN ITS HUSTORY. Isn’t it amazing that virtually nobody in the Lamestream Media is reporting this rather major feat!”

Donald Trump

22 Jun 2020

“The pattern looked like obstruction of justice as a way of life.”

John Bolton

18 Jun 2020

“Thank you to the LGBT community! I will fight for you while Hillary brings in more people that will threaten your freedoms and beliefs.”

Donald Trump

17 Jun 2020

“Our history as the Greatest Nation in the World will not be tampered with.”

Donald Trump

17 Jun 2020

“We’re going to protect Christianity. I can say that. I don’t have to be politically correct, Two Corinthians 3:17, that’s the whole ballgame…is that the one you like?”

Donald Trump

15 Jun 2020

“These Monumental and very Powerful Bases have become part of a Great American Heritage…my Administration will not even consider the renaming of these Magnificent and Fabled Military Installations.”

Donald Trump

15 Jun 2020

“Buffalo protester shoved by Police could be an ANTIFA provocateur. 75 year old Martin Gugino was pushed away after appearing to scan police communications in order to black out the equipment. @OANN I watched, he fell harder than was pushed. Was aiming scanner. Could be a set up?”

Donald Trump

11 Jun 2020

“I was down during the day and I was there for a tiny, little short period of time. And it was much more for an inspection. There was no problem during the day.”

Donald Trump

08 Jun 2020

“The United States of America will be designating ANTIFA as a Terrorist Organization.”

Donald Trump

03 Jun 2020

“We have just reached a very sad milestone with the coronavirus pandemic deaths reaching 100,000. To all of the families & friends of those who have passed, I want to extend my heartfelt sympathy & love for everything that these great people stood for & represent. God be with you!”

Donald Trump

29 May 2020

“This will be a Big Day for Social Media and FAIRNESS”

Donald Trump

29 May 2020

“Nothing is shut down, life & the economy go on. At this moment there are 546 confirmed cases of CoronaVirus, with 22 deaths. Think about that!”

Donald Trump

25 May 2020

“I started taking it, because I think it’s good. I’ve heard a lot of good stories.”

Donald Trump

24 May 2020

“Save your great 2nd Amendment. It is under siege!”

Donald Trump

22 May 2020

“Will some people be affected? Yes. Will some people be affected badly? Yes. But we have to get our country open, and we have to get it open soon.”

Donald Trump

22 May 2020

“It’ll go away at some point. It’ll go away.”

Donald Trump

22 May 2020

“I think wearing a face mask as I greet presidents, prime ministers, dictators, kings, queens, I don’t know, somehow I don’t see it for myself. I just don’t. Maybe I’ll change my mind.”

Donald Trump

22 May 2020

“When you test, you have a case. When you test you find something is wrong with people. If we didn’t do any testing, we would have very few cases.”

Donald Trump

18 May 2020

“Anyone who wants a test can get a test.”

Donald Trump

15 May 2020

“It’s going to disappear. One day it’s like a miracle—it will disappear.”

Donald Trump

14 May 2020

“California should let Tesla & @elonmusk open the plant, NOW. It can be done Fast & Safely!”

Donald Trump

13 May 2020

“It’s going to go away without a vaccine…and we’re not going to see it again, hopefully, after a period of time.”

Donald Trump

12 May 2020

“Coronavirus numbers are looking MUCH better, going down almost everywhere. Big progress being made!”

Donald Trump

11 May 2020