“ One dollar. Not proven. ”
Andino Reynal
Alex Jones’s Lawyer, Just Before Losing a Case for $4.1M
Posted: 04 Aug 2022
Breathtaking Stupidity
“ If your policy does not cover all your damage expenses, you may be eligible for federal assistance. ”
FEMA
Posted: 31 Jul 2022
“ I don’t regret anything I did on that day. ”
Josh Hawley (R-MO)
Ain’t Nothin’ Gonna Break His Stride
Posted: 28 Jul 2022
“ I was upset that they were not prepared for the massive cheating (as well as other lawyers around the President) I REFUSED all alcohol that evening. My favorite drink..Diet Pepsi. ”
Rudy Giuliani
Asti Spumante
Posted: 16 Jun 2022
“ Have one door into and out of the school, and have…armed police officers at that door. ”
Ted Cruz
US Senator (R-Cancun)
Posted: 09 Jun 2022
“ They want to know if you are eating a cheeseburger which is very bad because Bill Gates wants you to eat his fake meat that grows in a peach tree dish. ”
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Bacteria Sample
Posted: 03 Jun 2022
“ It affects virtually nobody. ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 17 May 2022
“ Do you agree with this book … that babies are racist? ”
Cancún Ted Cruz (R-MX)
Junior Senator From Quintana Roo
Posted: 25 Mar 2022
“ This was not me encouraging rioters. ”
Josh Hawley (R-MO)
Seditious Dipshit
Posted: 22 Mar 2022
“ Remember that Zelenskyy is a thug. Remember that the Ukrainian government is incredibly corrupt and is incredibly evil and has been pushing woke ideologies. ”
Madison Cawthorne (R-NC)
Respectfully Refers to Adolf Hitler as “The Führer”
Posted: 20 Mar 2022
“ I think the American people are looking at two policy differences and recognizing that Donald Trump was absolutely on the right track when it came to Russia. ”
Ronna McDaniel
RNC Chairwoman
Posted: 16 Mar 2022
“ I went in yesterday and there was a television screen, and I said, ‘This is genius.’ Putin declares a big portion of Ukraine — Putin declares it as independent. Oh, that’s wonderful. ”
Donald Trump
Fucking Monster
Posted: 12 Mar 2022
“ Don’t worry, don’t pick your gender yet. ”
Gov. Ron DeSantis
Florida Man
Posted: 25 Feb 2022
“ WHEREAS, Representative Cheney and Kinzinger are participating in a Democrat-led persecution of ordinary citizens engaged in legitimate political discourse… ”
Republican National Confederacy
Posted: 09 Feb 2022
“ It affects virtually nobody. ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 04 Feb 2022
“ If I die, I die. ”
Marvin Lee “Meat Loaf” Aday
Keeps the Doctor Away
Posted: 27 Jan 2022
“ Maybe you do a clinical trial, and it’ll show it’s less effective than against delta. That may be the case. But we have patients who have benefited. That’s just the fact. ”
Gov. Ron DeSantis
Posted: 26 Jan 2022
“ We fight like hell. And if you don’t fight like hell, you’re not going to have a country anymore. ”
Donald J. Trump
Traitor
Posted: 06 Jan 2022
“ She is a fearless leader, a defender of the America First Agenda, and a fighter against the Loser RINOs and Radical Democrats. ”
Donald J. Trump
Aspiring Despot
Posted: 18 Dec 2021
“ It affects virtually nobody. ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 14 Dec 2021
“ He can’t be scripted, and he’s injudicious, and he often doesn’t understand that the process is about events and facts, rather than being performance art. ”
Tim O’Brien
Trump Biographer
Posted: 12 Dec 2021
“ She doesn’t have a backpack, we should be fine. ”
Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO)
Posted: 10 Dec 2021
“ It affects virtually nobody. ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 01 Oct 2021
“ At this point, we think the procedures were correctly followed, and this was a righteous strike. Were there others killed? Yes, there are others killed. Who they are, we don’t know. ”
Gen. Mark A. Milley
Righteous Dude
Posted: 21 Sep 2021
“ Basically, we stand for body autonomy. ”
Some Fucking Moron
I don’t even care enough to cut and paste their name
Posted: 16 Sep 2021
“ Robert E. Lee is considered by many Generals to be the greatest strategist of them all. ”
Donald Trump
U.S. History Scholar & Renowned Military Strategist
Posted: 10 Sep 2021
“ I’m not taking it. Are you kidding me? Mr. Anti-Vax? Jeepers. No. ”
Marc Bernier
Former Right-Wing Pundit, Current Worm Food
Posted: 30 Aug 2021
“ It’s almost deja vu—a reboot. We knew this. We all anticipated this. This is no surprise to any of us in the health care world. ”
Shankar Kurra, M.D.
Rapid City Hospital, South Dakota,
Posted: 29 Aug 2021
“ That would not have been possible if we had followed Fauci. Instead we followed freedom. And that’s the reason Florida is doing better. ”
Gov. Ron DeSantis
Posted: 23 Aug 2021
“ Jacksonville is kind of the epicenter of this. They had one of the lowest vaccination rates going into July and that has probably really came back to bite them. ”
Justin Senior
CEO, Florida Safety Net Hospital Alliance
Posted: 21 Aug 2021
“ This could’ve been prevented if we’d gotten vaccination numbers to higher levels. ”
Donald Williamson
President, Alabama Hospital Association
Posted: 20 Aug 2021
“ The infections are expanding at a pace we have never experienced before. ”
Prime Minister Yosihide Suga
Posted: 05 Aug 2021
“ We are not shutting down. ”
Gov. Ron DeSantis
Posted: 03 Aug 2021
“ He yelled at the campaign’s data analysts, as if it were their fault that his father’s early leads over Biden were shrinking. ‘ We pay you to do this, ’ he said. ‘ How can this be happening? ’ ”
Carol Leonnig and Philip Rucker
I Alone Can Fix It: Donald J. Trump’s Catastrophic Final Year
Posted: 16 Jul 2021
“ Just say no…And keep saying no…Over Half of the US population is continuing to say no to this unapproved experimental gene therapy! ‘My body, my choice!’ #2ndAmendmentIsForThis ”
Rob Schneider
Posted: 11 Jul 2021
“ It affects virtually nobody. ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 15 Jun 2021
“ We birthed a nation from nothing — I mean, there was nothing here. ”
Rick Santorum
Frothy Poop Mixture
Posted: 30 May 2021
“ We ain’t woke. ”
hatWRKS Nashville
Facist Haberdashery
Posted: 29 May 2021
“ You know, we can look back at a time in history where people were told to wear a gold star, and they were definitely treated like second class citizens, so much so that they were put in trains and taken to gas chambers in Nazi Germany. And this is exactly the type of abuse that Nancy Pelosi is talking about. ”
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Ersatz Human,
Posted: 25 May 2021
“ He would never have anticipated finding himself in the situation, but for the president and the rally and the way everything went down. We’ve heard ‘ mob mentality ’ — and he describes it to a T. ”
Brent Mayr
Defense Attorney & Insurrection Apologist
Posted: 24 May 2021
“ Why would you do this to anyone, let alone…the personal lawyer to the 45th president of the United States? ”
Robert Costello
Idiot Lawyer’s Idiot Lawyer
Posted: 30 Apr 2021
“ It affects virtually nobody. ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 26 Feb 2021
“ What would that look like anyway? A laser beam or light beam coming down to Earth I guess. Could that cause a fire? Hmmm, I don’t know. I hope not! That wouldn’t look so good for PG&E, Rothschild Inc, Solaren or Jerry Brown who sure does seem fond of PG&E. ”
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Majorly Troublesome Gourd
Posted: 01 Feb 2021
“ It affects virtually nobody. ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 21 Jan 2021
“ Until we are able to determine and understand this problem and the dangerous threat it poses, our country cannot be the victims of horrendous attacks by people that believe only in Jihad… ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 27 Dec 2020
“ I feel I’m nothing today. I feel I’m nothing. I lost my son and I feel I’m nothing. ”
Mohammed Kinani
Posted: 26 Dec 2020
“ As the Holiday season approaches, President Trump will continue to work tirelessly for the American People. ”
The White House
Posted: 25 Dec 2020
“ If President Trump grants me this miracle, I can honestly say I am putting everyone connected to that zoo and that industry behind me. ”
Joe Exotic
Posted: 23 Dec 2020
“ …the great vast majority of the psychological community says homosexuality at a very minimum is a choice by the individual, and at the maximum, is a learned behavior. ”
Mike Pence
No Homo
Posted: 21 Dec 2020
“ …almost 12 million renters faced average rent and utility debts of $5,850…The estimate is almost ten times the size of the $600 checks offered in Congress’ second COVID-19 stimulus package. ”
Moodys Analytics
Posted: 21 Dec 2020
“ It affects virtually nobody. ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 20 Dec 2020
“ The magnitude of this national security breach is hard to overstate. ”
Thomas P. Bossert
Former DHS Security Advisor
Posted: 18 Dec 2020
“ They’re afraid to say what’s on their mind for fear of getting into a fight. But if they have that guy or that group behind them, they’re more bold in saying what they think, because they think someone has their back. The Proud Boys are the vehicle that attracts those people and accepts them in. ”
Russell Schultz
ex-Proud Boy
Posted: 18 Dec 2020
“ …a team deployed by the General Services Administration will…‘thoroughly clean and disinfect’ all furniture, doorknobs, handrails and light switches, before Biden and his team move in. Additionally, a private contractor will provide ‘disinfectant misting services’ to clear the air of lingering droplets. ”
Politico
Posted: 17 Dec 2020
“ It’s going to be gradual, and I think we will know when we see the level of infection in the country at a dramatically lower level than it is right now that we can start gradually tiptoeing toward normality. ”
Dr. Anthony Fauci
Posted: 16 Dec 2020
“ The Swine Flu (H1N1), and the attempt for a vaccine by the Obama Administration, with Joe Biden in charge, was a complete and total disaster. Now they want to come in and take over one of the greatest and fastest medical miracles in modern day history. I don’t think so! ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 15 Dec 2020
“ Wednesday’s toll eclipsed American deaths on the opening day of the Normandy invasion during World War II: 2,500, out of some 4,400 Allied dead. ”
Associated Press
Posted: 14 Dec 2020
“ …we’re going to win this election in a landslide. ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 11 Dec 2020
“ Things are really bad. ”
Dr. Ashish Jha
Brown Univ School of Public Health
Posted: 10 Dec 2020
“ President Trump won this election in a landslide…it’s going to be irrefutable…this is essentially a new American revolution…and I’m going to release the Kraken. ”
Sidney Powell
Posted: 09 Dec 2020
“ …those facing hunger will swell to 1 in 6 people, from 35 million in 2019 to more than 50 million by this year’s end. The consequences are even more dire for children — 1 in 4. ”
Feeding America
Posted: 08 Dec 2020
“ [email protected], by far the greatest mayor in the history of NYC, and who has been working tirelessly exposing the most corrupt election (by far!) in the history of the USA, has tested positive for the China Virus. Get better soon Rudy, we will carry on!!! ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 07 Dec 2020
“ There’s plenty of data that could show in states with mask mandates are also having record cases and record deaths. If someone can show me the correlation between the mandate and their performance, that would be a good thing to see. ”
Doug Burgum
Governor of South Dakota
Posted: 05 Dec 2020
“ This criticism is fair. It doesn’t matter whether something is technically allowed or not—I need to hold myself to a higher standard and I will do better. ”
London Breed
Mayor of San Francisco
Posted: 05 Dec 2020
“ As has been stated by numerous legal scholars, I have the absolute right to PARDON myself, but why would I do that when I have done nothing wrong? ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 04 Dec 2020
“ The president out the door needs to pardon his whole family and himself because they want this witch hunt to go on in perpetuity. They’re so full of rage and insanity against the president. ”
Sean Hannity
The Richest Person at Rite-AID
Posted: 02 Dec 2020
“ That’s all I hear about now. That’s all I hear. Turn on television—Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid. A plane goes down. 500 people dead, they don’t talk about it. Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid. By the way, on November 4, you won’t hear about it anymore. ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 01 Dec 2020
“ Who gives a fuck about the Christmas stuff and decorations? But I need to do it, right? ”
Melania Trump
Posted: 30 Nov 2020
“ For purposes of National Security, Section 230 must be immediately terminated!!! ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 29 Nov 2020
“ I encourage all Americans to gather, in homes and places of worship, to offer a prayer of thanks to God for our many blessings. ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 26 Nov 2020
“ Sidney Powell is practicing law on her own. She is not a member of the Trump Legal Team. ”
Rudolph Giuliani
Posted: 23 Nov 2020
“ We are rounding the final turn. ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 17 Nov 2020
“ I won the Election! ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 17 Nov 2020
“ …the vice president will maintain his schedule in accordance with the C.D.C. guidelines for essential personnel. ”
Devin O’Malley
Spokesman for Mike Pence
Posted: 29 Oct 2020
“ We were 3½ miles through darkness to get there. There was no direction given. ”
Kris Beckenbach
Trump Rally Volunteer
Posted: 29 Oct 2020
“ No, I pay tax. I pay a lot of tax. I just signed a big fat check recently for a lot of tax. I paid literally, I paid a lot of tax and you know, look, I don’t mind. I’m proud to pay it up. If I owe it, I pay it. ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 29 Sep 2020
“ It affects virtually nobody. ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 22 Sep 2020
“ [My] policies are promoting economic growth, while still maintaining standards that allow Americans to have among the cleanest air and water in the world. ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 09 Sep 2020
“ You gotta clean your floors, you gotta clean your forests. ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 09 Sep 2020
“ He was trying to get away from them, I guess, it looks like. I guess he was in very big trouble. He probably would have been killed. ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 01 Sep 2020
“ How shocked are we that 17-year-olds with rifles decided they had to maintain order when no one else would? ”
Tucker Carlson
Posted: 28 Aug 2020
“ #KyleRittenhouse is a national treasure. ”
Aubrey Huff
Posted: 27 Aug 2020
“ America is a gift from God, preserved only by heroes who dared to fight and protect it as their own. ”
Charlie Kirk
Tiny-faced Fascist Dipshit
Posted: 25 Aug 2020
“ If we don’t make a deal, that means they don’t get the money. That means they can’t have universal mail-in voting; they just can’t have it. ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 18 Aug 2020
“ It is what it is. ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 05 Aug 2020
“ The police have killed many white people also. ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 04 Aug 2020
“ If you get it in order, you get extra points. ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 29 Jul 2020
“ PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT! ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 22 Jun 2020
“ Yes, we drank beer. My friends and I. The boys and girls. Yes, we drank beer. I liked beer. Still like beer. We drank beer. ”
Brett Kavanaugh
Posted: 06 Oct 2018
“ We are going to have the Air Force and we’re going to have the Space Force, separate but equal. It is going to be something so important. ”
Donald Trump
Posted: 10 Aug 2018