“ Do you agree with this book … that babies are racist? ”
Cancún Ted Cruz (R-MX)
Junior Senator From Quintana Roo
Posted 2 months ago
Breathtaking Stupidity
“ It is not a pro-riot mug. This was not me encouraging rioters. ”
Josh Hawley (R-MO)
Seditious Dipshit
Posted 2 months ago
“ Remember that Zelenskyy is a thug. Remember that the Ukrainian government is incredibly corrupt and is incredibly evil and has been pushing woke ideologies. ”
Madison Cawthorne (R-NC)
Respectfully Refers to Adolf Hitler as “The Führer”
Posted 2 months ago
“ I think the American people are looking at two policy differences and recognizing that Donald Trump was absolutely on the right track when it came to Russia. ”
Ronna McDaniel
RNC Chairwoman
Posted 2 months ago
“ I went in yesterday and there was a television screen, and I said, ‘This is genius.’ Putin declares a big portion of Ukraine — Putin declares it as independent. Oh, that’s wonderful. ”
Donald Trump
Fucking Monster
Posted 2 months ago
“ Don’t worry, don’t pick your gender yet. ”
Gov. Ron DeSantis
Florida Man
Posted 3 months ago
“ WHEREAS, Representative Cheney and Kinzinger are participating in a Democrat-led persecution of ordinary citizens engaged in legitimate political discourse… ”
Republican National Confederacy
Posted 4 months ago
“ If I die, I die. ”
Marvin Lee “Meat Loaf” Aday
Keeps the Doctor Away
Posted 4 months ago
“ Maybe you do a clinical trial, and it’ll show it’s less effective than against delta. That may be the case. But we have patients who have benefited. That’s just the fact. ”
Gov. Ron DeSantis
Posted 4 months ago
“ We fight like hell. And if you don’t fight like hell, you’re not going to have a country anymore. ”
Donald J. Trump
Traitor
Posted 5 months ago
“ She is a fearless leader, a defender of the America First Agenda, and a fighter against the Loser RINOs and Radical Democrats. ”
Donald J. Trump
Aspiring Despot
Posted 5 months ago
“ He can’t be scripted, and he’s injudicious, and he often doesn’t understand that the process is about events and facts, rather than being performance art. ”
Tim O’Brien
Trump Biographer
Posted 5 months ago
“ She doesn’t have a backpack, we should be fine. ”
Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO)
Posted 6 months ago
“ At this point, we think the procedures were correctly followed, and this was a righteous strike. Were there others killed? Yes, there are others killed. Who they are, we don’t know. ”
Gen. Mark A. Milley
Righteous Dude
Posted 8 months ago
“ Basically, we stand for body autonomy. ”
Some Fucking Moron
I don’t even care enough to cut and paste their name
Posted 8 months ago
“ Robert E. Lee is considered by many Generals to be the greatest strategist of them all. ”
Donald Trump
U.S. History Scholar & Renowned Military Strategist
Posted 9 months ago
“ I’m not taking it. Are you kidding me? Mr. Anti-Vax? Jeepers. No. ”
Marc Bernier
Former Right-Wing Pundit, Current Worm Food
Posted 9 months ago
“ It’s almost deja vu—a reboot. We knew this. We all anticipated this. This is no surprise to any of us in the health care world. ”
Shankar Kurra, M.D.
Rapid City Hospital, South Dakota,
Posted 9 months ago
“ That would not have been possible if we had followed Fauci. Instead we followed freedom. And that’s the reason Florida is doing better. ”
Gov. Ron DeSantis
Posted 9 months ago
“ Jacksonville is kind of the epicenter of this. They had one of the lowest vaccination rates going into July and that has probably really came back to bite them. ”
Justin Senior
CEO, Florida Safety Net Hospital Alliance
Posted 9 months ago
“ This could’ve been prevented if we’d gotten vaccination numbers to higher levels. ”
Donald Williamson
President, Alabama Hospital Association
Posted 9 months ago
“ The infections are expanding at a pace we have never experienced before. ”
Prime Minister Yosihide Suga
Posted 10 months ago
“ We are not shutting down. ”
Gov. Ron DeSantis
Posted 10 months ago
“ He yelled at the campaign’s data analysts, as if it were their fault that his father’s early leads over Biden were shrinking. ‘ We pay you to do this, ’ he said. ‘ How can this be happening? ’ ”
Carol Leonnig and Philip Rucker
I Alone Can Fix It: Donald J. Trump’s Catastrophic Final Year
Posted 10 months ago
“ Just say no…And keep saying no…Over Half of the US population is continuing to say no to this unapproved experimental gene therapy! ‘My body, my choice!’ #2ndAmendmentIsForThis ”
Rob Schneider
Posted 11 months ago
“ It affects virtually nobody. ”
Donald Trump
Posted 12 months ago
“ We birthed a nation from nothing — I mean, there was nothing here. ”
Rick Santorum
Frothy Poop Mixture
Posted 12 months ago
“ We ain’t woke. ”
hatWRKS Nashville
Facist Haberdashery
Posted 12 months ago
“ You know, we can look back at a time in history where people were told to wear a gold star, and they were definitely treated like second class citizens, so much so that they were put in trains and taken to gas chambers in Nazi Germany. And this is exactly the type of abuse that Nancy Pelosi is talking about. ”
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Ersatz Human,
Posted 1 year ago
“ He would never have anticipated finding himself in the situation, but for the president and the rally and the way everything went down. We’ve heard ‘ mob mentality ’ — and he describes it to a T. ”
Brent Mayr
Defense Attorney & Insurrection Apologist
Posted 1 year ago
“ Why would you do this to anyone, let alone…the personal lawyer to the 45th president of the United States? ”
Robert Costello
Idiot Lawyer’s Idiot Lawyer
Posted 1 year ago
“ It affects virtually nobody. ”
Donald Trump
Posted 1 year ago
“ What would that look like anyway? A laser beam or light beam coming down to Earth I guess. Could that cause a fire? Hmmm, I don’t know. I hope not! That wouldn’t look so good for PG&E, Rothschild Inc, Solaren or Jerry Brown who sure does seem fond of PG&E. ”
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Majorly Troublesome Gourd
Posted 1 year ago
“ It affects virtually nobody. ”
Donald Trump
Posted 1 year ago
“ Until we are able to determine and understand this problem and the dangerous threat it poses, our country cannot be the victims of horrendous attacks by people that believe only in Jihad… ”
Posted 1 year ago
“ I feel I’m nothing today. I feel I’m nothing. I lost my son and I feel I’m nothing. ”
Mohammed Kinani
Posted 1 year ago
“ As the Holiday season approaches, President Trump will continue to work tirelessly for the American People. ”
The White House
Posted 1 year ago
“ If President Trump grants me this miracle, I can honestly say I am putting everyone connected to that zoo and that industry behind me. ”
Joe Exotic
Posted 1 year ago
“ …the great vast majority of the psychological community says homosexuality at a very minimum is a choice by the individual, and at the maximum, is a learned behavior. ”
Mike Pence
No Homo
Posted 1 year ago
“ …almost 12 million renters faced average rent and utility debts of $5,850…The estimate is almost ten times the size of the $600 checks offered in Congress’ second COVID-19 stimulus package. ”
Moodys Analytics
Posted 1 year ago
“ It affects virtually nobody. ”
Donald Trump
Posted 1 year ago
“ The magnitude of this national security breach is hard to overstate. ”
Thomas P. Bossert
Former DHS Security Advisor
Posted 1 year ago
“ They’re afraid to say what’s on their mind for fear of getting into a fight. But if they have that guy or that group behind them, they’re more bold in saying what they think, because they think someone has their back. The Proud Boys are the vehicle that attracts those people and accepts them in. ”
Russell Schultz, ex-Proud Boy
Posted 1 year ago
“ …a team deployed by the General Services Administration will…‘thoroughly clean and disinfect’ all furniture, doorknobs, handrails and light switches, before Biden and his team move in. Additionally, a private contractor will provide ‘disinfectant misting services’ to clear the air of lingering droplets. ”
Politico
Posted 1 year ago
“ It’s going to be gradual, and I think we will know when we see the level of infection in the country at a dramatically lower level than it is right now that we can start gradually tiptoeing toward normality. ”
Dr. Anthony Fauci
Posted 1 year ago
“ The Swine Flu (H1N1), and the attempt for a vaccine by the Obama Administration, with Joe Biden in charge, was a complete and total disaster. Now they want to come in and take over one of the greatest and fastest medical miracles in modern day history. I don’t think so! ”
Donald Trump
Posted 1 year ago
“ Wednesday’s toll eclipsed American deaths on the opening day of the Normandy invasion during World War II: 2,500, out of some 4,400 Allied dead. ”
Associated Press
Posted 1 year ago
“ …we’re going to win this election in a landslide. ”
Donald Trump
Posted 1 year ago
“ Things are really bad. ”
Dr. Ashish Jha
Brown Univ School of Public Health
Posted 1 year ago
“ President Trump won this election in a landslide…it’s going to be irrefutable…this is essentially a new American revolution…and I’m going to release the Kraken. ”
Sidney Powell
Posted 1 year ago
“ …those facing hunger will swell to 1 in 6 people, from 35 million in 2019 to more than 50 million by this year’s end. The consequences are even more dire for children — 1 in 4. ”
Feeding America
Posted 1 year ago
“ [email protected], by far the greatest mayor in the history of NYC, and who has been working tirelessly exposing the most corrupt election (by far!) in the history of the USA, has tested positive for the China Virus. Get better soon Rudy, we will carry on!!! ”
Donald Trump
Posted 1 year ago
“ There’s plenty of data that could show in states with mask mandates are also having record cases and record deaths. If someone can show me the correlation between the mandate and their performance, that would be a good thing to see. ”
Gov. Doug Burgum
Posted 1 year ago
“ This criticism is fair. It doesn’t matter whether something is technically allowed or not—I need to hold myself to a higher standard and I will do better. ”
London Breed
Mayor of San Francisco
Posted 1 year ago
“ As has been stated by numerous legal scholars, I have the absolute right to PARDON myself, but why would I do that when I have done nothing wrong? ”
Donald Trump
Posted 1 year ago
“ The president out the door needs to pardon his whole family and himself because they want this witch hunt to go on in perpetuity. They’re so full of rage and insanity against the president. ”
Sean Hannity
The Richest Person at Rite-AID
Posted 1 year ago
“ That’s all I hear about now. That’s all I hear. Turn on television—Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid. A plane goes down. 500 people dead, they don’t talk about it. Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid. By the way, on November 4, you won’t hear about it anymore. ”
Donald Trump
Posted 1 year ago
“ Who gives a fuck about the Christmas stuff and decorations? But I need to do it, right? ”
Melania Trump
Posted 1 year ago
“ For purposes of National Security, Section 230 must be immediately terminated!!! ”
Donald Trump
Posted 1 year ago
“ I encourage all Americans to gather, in homes and places of worship, to offer a prayer of thanks to God for our many blessings. ”
Donald Trump
Posted 1 year ago
“ Sidney Powell is practicing law on her own. She is not a member of the Trump Legal Team. ”
Posted 2 years ago
“ We are rounding the final turn. ”
Posted 2 years ago
“ I won the Election! ”
Posted 2 years ago
“ We were 3½ miles through darkness to get there. There was no direction given. ”
Kris Beckenbach
Trump Rally Volunteer
Posted 2 years ago
“ …the vice president will maintain his schedule in accordance with the C.D.C. guidelines for essential personnel. ”
Devin O’Malley
Spokesman for Mike Pence
Posted 2 years ago
“ No, I pay tax. I pay a lot of tax. I just signed a big fat check recently for a lot of tax. I paid literally, I paid a lot of tax and you know, look, I don’t mind. I’m proud to pay it up. If I owe it, I pay it. ”
Posted 2 years ago
“ It affects virtually nobody. ”
Posted 2 years ago
“ You gotta clean your floors, you gotta clean your forests. ”
Posted 2 years ago
“ [My] policies are promoting economic growth, while still maintaining standards that allow Americans to have among the cleanest air and water in the world. ”
Posted 2 years ago
“ He was trying to get away from them, I guess, it looks like. I guess he was in very big trouble. He probably would have been killed. ”
Posted 2 years ago
“ How shocked are we that 17-year-olds with rifles decided they had to maintain order when no one else would? ”
Posted 2 years ago
“ #KyleRittenhouse is a national treasure. ”
Aubrey Huff
Posted 2 years ago
“ America is a gift from God, preserved only by heroes who dared to fight and protect it as their own. ”
Posted 2 years ago
“ If we don’t make a deal, that means they don’t get the money. That means they can’t have universal mail-in voting; they just can’t have it. ”
Posted 2 years ago
“ It is what it is. ”
Posted 2 years ago
“ The police have killed many white people also. ”
Posted 2 years ago
“ If you get it in order, you get extra points. ”
Posted 2 years ago
“ PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT! ”
Posted 2 years ago
“ Yes, we drank beer. My friends and I. The boys and girls. Yes, we drank beer. I liked beer. Still like beer. We drank beer. ”
Posted 4 years ago
“ We are going to have the Air Force and we’re going to have the Space Force, separate but equal. It is going to be something so important. ”
Posted 4 years ago