That’s not how science works dummy

“By the way, my Corvette’s in a locked garage, okay?”

Joe Biden
Improperly Vetted

16 Jan 2023

“I know nothing of any woman having an abortion. If that had happened, I would have said there’s nothing to be ashamed of there. People have done that—but I know nothing about it.”

Herschel Walker
After all this, still not even cracking the top 10 worst NFL players ever.

08 Oct 2022

“If your policy does not cover all your damage expenses, you may be eligible for federal assistance.”

FEMA

31 Jul 2022

“They want to know if you are eating a cheeseburger which is very bad because Bill Gates wants you to eat his fake meat that grows in a peach tree dish.”

Marjorie Taylor Greene
Bacteria Sample

03 Jun 2022

“If I die, I die.”

Marvin Lee “Meat Loaf” Aday
Keeps the Doctor Away

27 Jan 2022

“Maybe you do a clinical trial, and it’ll show it’s less effective than against delta. That may be the case. But we have patients who have benefited. That’s just the fact.”

Gov. Ron DeSantis

26 Jan 2022

“Basically, we stand for body autonomy.”

Some Fucking Moron
I don’t even care enough to cut and paste their name

16 Sep 2021

“I’m not taking it. Are you kidding me? Mr. Anti-Vax? Jeepers. No.”

Marc Bernier
Former Right-Wing Pundit, Current Worm Food

30 Aug 2021

“We are not shutting down.”

Gov. Ron DeSantis

03 Aug 2021

“He yelled at the campaign’s data analysts, as if it were their fault that his father’s early leads over Biden were shrinking. ‘ We pay you to do this, ’ he said. ‘ How can this be happening? ’”

Carol Leonnig and Philip Rucker
I Alone Can Fix It: Donald J. Trump’s Catastrophic Final Year

16 Jul 2021

“Just say no…And keep saying no…Over Half of the US population is continuing to say no to this unapproved experimental gene therapy! ‘My body, my choice!’ #2ndAmendmentIsForThis”

Rob Schneider

11 Jul 2021