Happy Plaguesgiving!

“I encourage all Americans to gather, in homes and places of worship, to offer a prayer of thanks to God for our many blessings.”

— Donald Trump

I Don’t Carrot All, Do U?

“I can tell you we’ve come to a conclusion, and Carrots, I’m sorry to tell you the result did not change. It’s too bad for Carrots.”

— Donald Trump


“We were 3½ miles through darkness to get there. There was no direction given.”

— Kris Beckenbach, Trump Rally Volunteer

Bug Carrier

“…the vice president will maintain his schedule in accordance with the C.D.C. guidelines for essential personnel.”

— Devin O'Malley, Spokesman for Mike Pence


“No, I pay tax. I pay a lot of tax. I just signed a big fat check recently for a lot of tax. I paid literally, I paid a lot of tax and you know, look, I don’t mind. I’m proud to pay it up. If I owe it, I pay it.”

— Donald Trump

Orange Skies At Morning

“[My] policies are promoting economic growth, while still maintaining standards that allow Americans to have among the cleanest air and water in the world.”

— Donald Trump

Officer in Training

“He was trying to get away from them, I guess, it looks like. I guess he was in very big trouble. He probably would have been killed.”

— Donald Trump

A Well Regulated Militia

“How shocked are we that 17-year-olds with rifles decided they had to maintain order when no one else would?”

— Tucker Carlson

Stop, and I’ll shoot!

“America is a gift from God, preserved only by heroes who dared to fight and protect it as their own.”

— Tiny-faced Fascist Dipshit Charlie Kirk

Owed DeJoy

“If we don’t make a deal, that means they don’t get the money. That means they can’t have universal mail-in voting; they just can’t have it.”

— Donald Trump

Operation Anonymous Violence

“We’re looking at Chicago, too. We’re looking at New York. All run by very liberal Democrats. All run, really, by the radical left.”

— Donald Trump

Frijoles Supremo

“The Radical Left smear machine backfired, people are buying like crazy!”

— Donald Trump

Animals and Thugs

“Stop treating us like animals and thugs and start treating us with some respect.”

— NYPD Union Boss Mike O'Meara


“We will state the truth in full without apology.”

— Donald Trump

No, You’re the Puppet

“Fact--Obama does not read his intelligence briefings nor does he get briefed in person by the CIA or DOD. Too busy I guess!”

— Donald Trump

White Walker Privilege

“This is a battle to save the Heritage, History, and Greatness of our Country!”

— Donald Trump

Deep in the Lungs of Texas

“Let’s get back to work, let’s get back to living, let’s be smart about it.”

— Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick


“I have experience now, so I would know better than to do things like hire John Bolton, who sucks.”

— Donald Trump


“WOW! The Trump Rally gives @FoxNews the “LARGEST SATURDAY NIGHT AUDIENCE IN ITS HUSTORY”. Isn’t it amazing that virtually nobody in the Lamestream Media is reporting this rather major feat!”

— Donald Trump


“It's actually an important event, an important time. But nobody had ever heard of it.”

— Donald Trump

A Way of Life

“The pattern looked like obstruction of justice as a way of life.”

— John Bolton

LBGTs for Trump

“Thank you to the LGBT community! I will fight for you while Hillary brings in more people that will threaten your freedoms and beliefs.”

— Donald Trump

Heritage Mask

“Our history as the Greatest Nation in the World will not be tampered with.”

— Donald Trump

Two Corinthians

“We're going to protect Christianity. I can say that. I don't have to be politically correct, Two Corinthians 3:17, that's the whole ballgame…is that the one you like?”

— Donald Trump

Fort bin Laden

“These Monumental and very Powerful Bases have become part of a Great American Heritage…my Administration will not even consider the renaming of these Magnificent and Fabled Military Installations.”

— Donald Trump

ANTIFA Provocateur

“Buffalo protester shoved by Police could be an ANTIFA provocateur. 75 year old Martin Gugino was pushed away after appearing to scan police communications in order to black out the equipment. @OANN I watched, he fell harder than was pushed. Was aiming scanner. Could be a set up?”

— Donald Trump

A Much More Gentle Fashion

“Ninety-nine percent of them are great, great people. The police are doing an incredible job. We're going to talk about ideas how we can do it better and how we can do it if possible in a much more gentle fashion.”

— Donald Trump

Tuckkker Carlson

“This may be a lot of things, this moment we are living through, but it is definitely not about black lives. And remember that when they come for you, and at this rate, they will. Anyone who has ever been subjected to the rage of the mob knows the feeling. It’s like being swarmed by hornets. You cannot think clearly.”

— Tucker Carlson

Quiet Please

“I was down during the day and I was there for a tiny, little short period of time. And it was much more for an inspection. There was no problem during the day.”

— Donald Trump


“I am your President of law and order, and an ally of all peaceful protesters.”

— Donald Trump

Blue Lives Matter

“When you see these thugs being thrown into the back of a paddy wagon, you just seen them thrown in, rough. I said, ‘Please don’t be too nice,’”

— Donald Trump


“The United States of America will be designating ANTIFA as a Terrorist Organization.”

— Donald Trump

Total Domination

“We’re going to do something that people haven’t seen before. And you’re gonna have total domination.”

— Donald Trump

Three-Fifths Degree Murder

“Any difficulty and we will assume control but, when the looting starts, the shooting starts. Thank you!”

— Donald Trump

To the Trumpmobile!

“We have just reached a very sad milestone with the coronavirus pandemic deaths reaching 100,000. To all of the families & friends of those who have passed, I want to extend my heartfelt sympathy & love for everything that these great people stood for & represent. God be with you!”

— Donald Trump

Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill the Poor

“California and New York must do something about their TREMENDOUS Homeless problems. They are setting records! If their Governors can’t handle the situation, which they should be able to do very easily, they must call and politely ask for help. Would be so easy with competence!”

— Donald Trump

Twelve 9/11s

“Nothing is shut down, life & the economy go on. At this moment there are 546 confirmed cases of CoronaVirus, with 22 deaths. Think about that! ”

— Donald Trump

Stupid Pills

“I started taking it, because I think it's good. I've heard a lot of good stories.”

— Donald Trump

My Body, My Choice

“I think wearing a face mask as I greet presidents, prime ministers, dictators, kings, queens, I don’t know, somehow I don’t see it for myself. I just don’t. Maybe I’ll change my mind.”

— Donald Trump

MAGA Reaper

“It’ll go away at some point. It’ll go away.”

— Donald Trump

Empthathy Graveyeard

“Will some people be affected? Yes. Will some people be affected badly? Yes. But we have to get our country open, and we have to get it open soon.”

— Donald Trump

Fuck Your Feelings

“When you test, you have a case. When you test you find something is wrong with people. If we didn’t do any testing, we would have very few cases.”

— Donald Trump

MAGA Mass Graves

“It's going to disappear. One day it’s like a miracle—it will disappear”

— Donald Trump

Tesla Biohazard

“California should let Tesla & @elonmusk open the plant, NOW. It can be done Fast & Safely!”

— Donald Trump

MAGA Bodybag

“It's going to go away without a vaccine…and we’re not going to see it again, hopefully, after a period of time.”

— Donald Trump

Maga Urn

“Coronavirus numbers are looking MUCH better, going down almost everywhere. Big progress being made!”

— Donald Trump