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Unintentional Insensitivity

  • American AF, Bigotry, Just Fucking Weird, Racism

“We have apologized for our mistake, are working to determine how it happened and make sure it never happens again.”

Aramark
(Spoiler: This is the third time it’s happened.)

05 Feb 2023

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Of a Civilian Nature

  • D is for Disinformation, I'm not mad, buddy, I'm just disappointed, Just Fucking Weird

“The airship comes from China and is of a civilian nature”

Chinese Foreign Ministry
Stitching This With Their Best Espionage Story

04 Feb 2023

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Ultimately Apprehended

  • American AF, Corruption, Fuck Yeah Facism, Shithole Countries, Somebody call me ACAB

“While attempting to take the suspect into custody, another confrontation occurred; however, the suspect was ultimately apprehended.”

Memphis Police Department
Violent Street Gang

02 Feb 2023

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Year of the Gun

  • American AF, GUNS GUNS GUNS, Shithole Countries, The Psychiatrist Will See You Now

“This one was like boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. It did not stop.”

Shally
Monterey Park Shooting Victim

24 Jan 2023

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Raised RIGHT

  • American AF, Antisemetism, Breathtaking Stupidity, Corruption, Election Stealing, Fuck Yeah Facism, GUNS GUNS GUNS, Hypocrisy Much?, Just Fucking Weird, Kakistocracy, Racism, Shithole Countries, The Psychiatrist Will See You Now, Y’all Queda

“Trump just announced for 2024. I stand with him. I never conceded my HD 14 race. Now researching my options.”

Solomon Peña
Grand Old Partier

22 Jan 2023

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Ridin’ with Biden

  • Breathtaking Stupidity, Comic Irony, Holy false equivalencies, Batman!, Hypocrisy Much?, I'm not mad, buddy, I'm just disappointed

“By the way, my Corvette’s in a locked garage, okay?”

Joe Biden
Improperly Vetted

16 Jan 2023

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Six Year Olds, Dude

  • American AF, GUNS GUNS GUNS, Shithole Countries

“Virginia law does not allow 6-year-olds to be tried as adults.”

What?
Did that even need to be said?

09 Jan 2023

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No Balls

  • American AF, Breathtaking Stupidity, Fuck Yeah Facism, Kakistocracy

“I ran out of things I could even imagine to ask for.”

Rep. Matt Gaetz
Briefly forgetting about underage girls

06 Jan 2023

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This is OK

  • American AF, Breathtaking Stupidity, Fuck Yeah Facism, Kakistocracy

“Bullshit!”

Rep. Lauren Boebert
Game Recognizing Game

03 Jan 2023

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One Drink Maximum

  • Boys Being Boys, Gaslighting, Sounds pretty rapey but ok, Toxic Masculinity

“there’s so much fun to be had in this storytelling that I do.”

Bill Cosby
America’s Predator Dad

31 Dec 2022

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