“ Everyone involved in the decision to allow Lizzo to twerk while playing James Madison’s flute needs to be deported. I don’t care if they’re citizens. Deport them somewhere. ”
Andrew C. McCarthy
Who?
Posted: 01 Oct 2022
“ I’m not that smart. ”
Herschel Walker
Special Teams
Posted: 24 Sep 2022
“ Put on the full armor of God. Stand firm against the left’s schemes. ”
Ron DeSantis
20 Pounds of Shit in a 10 Dollar Suit
Posted: 20 Sep 2022
“ Everything I had was in that phone! All these businesses…Those aren’t in any cloud! ”
Mike Lindell
Probably Going to MyPrison
Posted: 17 Sep 2022
“ There was no way of knowing if what they took was legitimate, or was there a plant? ”
Donald Trump
Clearly Not Big Into Plants
Posted: 23 Aug 2022
“ He’s going to fucking lose. ”
Donald Trump
Subject Matter Expert
Posted: 20 Aug 2022
“ Well I…legitimately, I own two houses. But, uh, one of them we’re building on—the other ones I rent. ”
The Neither Great Nor Powerful Dr. Oz
Jersey Boy
Posted: 20 Aug 2022
“ At a time when we needed all hands on deck, Liz Cheney jumped ship, dogpaddled to the other side, and is now shooting back at us. ”
Harriet Hageman
Posted: 18 Aug 2022
“ We are not a mixed race, and we do not want to become a mixed race either. ”
Viktor Orbán
Hungry Hungary Hitler
Posted: 07 Aug 2022
“ One dollar. Not proven. ”
Andino Reynal
Alex Jones’s Lawyer, Just Before Losing a Case for $4.1M
Posted: 04 Aug 2022