Del Rodeo

“ These agents are highly trained along with their horses and they were doing exactly what they were trained to do. ”

Jon Anfinsen

Border Patrol Agent and Union Vice President

23 Sep 2021
Posted 4 months ago
Source

“ These agents are highly trained along with their horses and they were doing exactly what they were trained to do. ”

Jon Anfinsen

Border Patrol Agent and Union Vice President

23 Sep 2021

A Righteous Strike

“ At this point, we think the procedures were correctly followed, and this was a righteous strike. Were there others killed? Yes, there are others killed. Who they are, we don’t know. ”

Gen. Mark A. Milley

Righteous Dude

5 Sep 2021
Posted 4 months ago
Source

“ At this point, we think the procedures were correctly followed, and this was a righteous strike. Were there others killed? Yes, there are others killed. Who they are, we don’t know. ”

Gen. Mark A. Milley

Righteous Dude

5 Sep 2021

Dunning-Kruger University Hospital

“ Basically, we stand for body autonomy. ”

Some Fucking Moron

I don't even care enough to cut and paste their name

7 Aug 2021
Posted 4 months ago
Source

“ Basically, we stand for body autonomy. ”

Some Fucking Moron

I don’t even care enough to cut and paste their name

7 Aug 2021

The Greatest Strategist of Them All

“ Robert E. Lee is considered by many Generals to be the greatest strategist of them all. ”

Donald Trump

U.S. History Scholar & Renowned Military Strategist

08 Sep 2021
Posted 4 months ago
Source

“ Robert E. Lee is considered by many Generals to be the greatest strategist of them all. ”

Donald Trump

U.S. History Scholar & Renowned Military Strategist

08 Sep 2021

Gym Jordan

“ Jim Jordan called me crying, groveling, begging me to go against my brother, begging me, crying for a half-hour. That’s the kind of cover-up that’s going on there. ”

Adam DiSabato

Ohio State Wrestler

12 Feb 2020
Posted 5 months ago
Source

“ Jim Jordan called me crying, groveling, begging me to go against my brother, begging me, crying for a half-hour. That’s the kind of cover-up that’s going on there. ”

Adam DiSabato

Ohio State Wrestler

12 Feb 2020

Texas Taliban

“ [Allah] endowed us with the right to life. ”

Mulluh Greg Abbott

Islamic Emirate of Texas

03 Sep 2021
Posted 5 months ago
Source

“ [Allah] endowed us with the right to life. ”

Mulluh Greg Abbott

Islamic Emirate of Texas

03 Sep 2021

Free Footlong

“ I know that the ruling was a very complex and also probably temporary. I think other things will happen and that will be the big deal and the big picture. So we’ll see what would happen, but we’re studying the ruling and we’re studying also what, what they’ve done in Texas, but we have great confidence in the governor and the attorney general and the lieutenant governor. ”

Donald Trump

Repeat Customer

05 Sep 2021
Posted 5 months ago
Source

“ I know that the ruling was a very complex and also probably temporary. I think other things will happen and that will be the big deal and the big picture. So we’ll see what would happen, but we’re studying the ruling and we’re studying also what, what they’ve done in Texas, but we have great confidence in the governor and the attorney general and the lieutenant governor. ”

Donald Trump

Repeat Customer

05 Sep 2021

Don’t Mess With Gilead

“ This may not seem ordinary to you now, but after a time it will. It will become ordinary. ”

Aunt Lydia

The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood

1985
Posted 5 months ago
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“ This may not seem ordinary to you now, but after a time it will. It will become ordinary. ”

Aunt Lydia

The Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood

1985

A Real Barrel of Laughs

“ Senate Bill One will solidify … the outcome of our elections by making it easier to … cheat. ”

Gov. Rick Abbott

(More or Less, You Know It's What He's Thinking)

31 Aug 2021
Posted 5 months ago
Source

“ Senate Bill One will solidify … the outcome of our elections by making it easier to … cheat. ”

Gov. Rick Abbott

(More or Less, You Know It’s What He’s Thinking)

31 Aug 2021