“Almost every person in the room clapped like a seal…they applaud, all of them, almost like they have to.”

Comrade Carlson
Almost Like He Has To

27 Dec 2022

“We do stupid things in life.”

Rep.-elect George Santos (R-NY)
If That’s Even His Real Name

27 Dec 2022

“Each card comes with an automatic chance to win amazing prizes like dinner with me. I don’t know if that’s an amazing prize, but it’s what we have.”

Donald Trump
Better Than Lincoln, Better Than Washington

21 Dec 2022

“Senator Sinema makes every decision based on one criteria: what’s best for Arizona.”

Hannah Hurley
Spokesperson / Cashier for Senator Sinema

12 Dec 2022

“We are not getting through this without a civil war. Prepare your mind, body and spirit.”

Stewart Rhodes
Decidedly Less Prepared Than Proported

08 Dec 2022

“SpaceX has not typically purchased large advertising packages from Twitter.”

Current and Former SpaceX Employees
God Rest Their Souls

20 Nov 2022

“If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed…….and we will deserve it.”

Lindsay Graham
Deserves It

01 Nov 2022

“As a physician, I’ve been in the room when there’s some difficult conversations happening. I don’t want the federal government involved with that, at all. I want women, doctors, local political leaders…”

Dr. Oz
Puppy Mengele

30 Oct 2022

“I am work with many police officers.”

Herschel Walker
Georgia Ranger

16 Oct 2022

“I’m going death con 3 On JEWISH PEOPLE The funny thing is I actually can’t be Anti Semitic because black people are actually Jew also”

Ye
Sshole

10 Oct 2022