“Almost every person in the room clapped like a seal…they applaud, all of them, almost like they have to.”
Almost Like He Has To
“We do stupid things in life.”
If That’s Even His Real Name
“Each card comes with an automatic chance to win amazing prizes like dinner with me. I don’t know if that’s an amazing prize, but it’s what we have.”
Better Than Lincoln, Better Than Washington
“Senator Sinema makes every decision based on one criteria: what’s best for Arizona.”
Spokesperson / Cashier for Senator Sinema
“We are not getting through this without a civil war. Prepare your mind, body and spirit.”
Decidedly Less Prepared Than Proported
“SpaceX has not typically purchased large advertising packages from Twitter.”
God Rest Their Souls
“If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed…….and we will deserve it.”
Deserves It
“As a physician, I’ve been in the room when there’s some difficult conversations happening. I don’t want the federal government involved with that, at all. I want women, doctors, local political leaders…”
Puppy Mengele
“I am work with many police officers.”
Georgia Ranger
“I’m going death con 3 On JEWISH PEOPLE The funny thing is I actually can’t be Anti Semitic because black people are actually Jew also”
Sshole