“ Everything I had was in that phone! All these businesses…Those aren’t in any cloud! ”
Mike Lindell
Probably Going to MyPrison
Posted: 17 Sep 2022
“ There was no way of knowing if what they took was legitimate, or was there a plant? ”
Donald Trump
Clearly Not Big Into Plants
Posted: 23 Aug 2022
“ He’s going to fucking lose. ”
Donald Trump
Subject Matter Expert
Posted: 20 Aug 2022
“ Well I…legitimately, I own two houses. But, uh, one of them we’re building on—the other ones I rent. ”
The Neither Great Nor Powerful Dr. Oz
Jersey Boy
Posted: 20 Aug 2022
“ At a time when we needed all hands on deck, Liz Cheney jumped ship, dogpaddled to the other side, and is now shooting back at us. ”
Harriet Hageman
Posted: 18 Aug 2022
“ We are not a mixed race, and we do not want to become a mixed race either. ”
Viktor Orbán
Hungry Hungary Hitler
Posted: 07 Aug 2022
“ One dollar. Not proven. ”
Andino Reynal
Alex Jones’s Lawyer, Just Before Losing a Case for $4.1M
Posted: 04 Aug 2022
“ If your policy does not cover all your damage expenses, you may be eligible for federal assistance. ”
FEMA
Posted: 31 Jul 2022
“ I don’t regret anything I did on that day. ”
Josh Hawley (R-MO)
Ain’t Nothin’ Gonna Break His Stride
Posted: 28 Jul 2022
“ It’s a joke. They’re a joke. They’ve got no business wearing a badge. None of them do. ”
Vincent Salazar
Grandfather of Slain 11-year-old Layla Salazer
Posted: 17 Jul 2022