“I don’t care about people’s reactions.”
Pete Davidson’s Eskimo Brother
“I know nothing of any woman having an abortion. If that had happened, I would have said there’s nothing to be ashamed of there. People have done that—but I know nothing about it.”
After all this, still not even cracking the top 10 worst NFL players ever.
“Everyone involved in the decision to allow Lizzo to twerk while playing James Madison’s flute needs to be deported. I don’t care if they’re citizens. Deport them somewhere.”
Who?
“I’m not that smart.”
Special Teams
“Put on the full armor of God. Stand firm against the left’s schemes.”
20 Pounds of Shit in a 10 Dollar Suit
“Everything I had was in that phone! All these businesses…Those aren’t in any cloud!”
Probably Going to MyPrison
“There was no way of knowing if what they took was legitimate, or was there a plant?”
Clearly Not Big Into Plants
“He’s going to fucking lose.”
Subject Matter Expert
“Well I…legitimately, I own two houses. But, uh, one of them we’re building on—the other ones I rent.”
Jersey Boy
“At a time when we needed all hands on deck, Liz Cheney jumped ship, dogpaddled to the other side, and is now shooting back at us.”