The Man in the High Chair
Posted 29 Nov 2020
“ For purposes of National Security, Section 230 must be immediately terminated!!! ”
Happy Plaguesgiving!
Posted 26 Nov 2020
“ I encourage all Americans to gather, in homes and places of worship, to offer a prayer of thanks to God for our many blessings. ”
Donald Trump
25 Nov 2020
I Don’t Really Carrot All, Do U?
Posted 24 Nov 2020
“ I can tell you we’ve come to a conclusion, and Carrots, I’m sorry to tell you the result did not change. It’s too bad for Carrots. ”
Hire a Clown, Expect a Circus
Posted 23 Nov 2020
“ Sidney Powell is practicing law on her own. She is not a member of the Trump Legal Team. ”
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz Total Landscaping
Posted 21 Nov 2020
“ Did you all watch My Cousin Vinny? ”
Frozen
Posted 29 Oct 2020
“ We were 3½ miles through darkness to get there. There was no direction given. ”
Kris Beckenbach
Trump Rally Volunteer
Bug Carrier
Posted 29 Oct 2020
“ …the vice president will maintain his schedule in accordance with the C.D.C. guidelines for essential personnel. ”
Devin O’Malley
Spokesman for Mike Pence