The Man in the High Chair

“ For purposes of National Security, Section 230 must be immediately terminated!!! ”

Donald Trump

27 Nov 2020

Posted 29 Nov 2020

“ For purposes of National Security, Section 230 must be immediately terminated!!! ”

Happy Plaguesgiving!

“ I encourage all Americans to gather, in homes and places of worship, to offer a prayer of thanks to God for our many blessings. ”

Donald Trump

25 Nov 2020

Posted 26 Nov 2020

“ I encourage all Americans to gather, in homes and places of worship, to offer a prayer of thanks to God for our many blessings. ”

Donald Trump

25 Nov 2020

I Don’t Really Carrot All, Do U?

“ I can tell you we’ve come to a conclusion, and Carrots, I’m sorry to tell you the result did not change. It’s too bad for Carrots. ”

Donald Trump

20 Nov 2020

Posted 24 Nov 2020

“ I can tell you we’ve come to a conclusion, and Carrots, I’m sorry to tell you the result did not change. It’s too bad for Carrots. ”

Hire a Clown, Expect a Circus

“ Sidney Powell is practicing law on her own. She is not a member of the Trump Legal Team. ”

Rudolph Giuliani

22 Nov 2020

Posted 23 Nov 2020

“ Sidney Powell is practicing law on her own. She is not a member of the Trump Legal Team. ”

The Wonderful Wizard of Oz Total Landscaping

“ Did you all watch My Cousin Vinny? ”

Rudolph Giuliani

19 Nov 2020

Posted 21 Nov 2020

“ Did you all watch My Cousin Vinny? ”

Rounding the Final Turn

“ We are rounding the final turn. ”

Donald Trump

27 Oct 2020

Posted 17 Nov 2020

“ We are rounding the final turn. ”

Also-Ran

“ I won the Election! ”

Donald Trump

16 Nov 2020

Posted 17 Nov 2020

“ I won the Election! ”

Frozen

“ We were 3½ miles through darkness to get there. There was no direction given. ”

Kris Beckenbach

Trump Rally Volunteer

28 Oct 2020

Posted 29 Oct 2020

“ We were 3½ miles through darkness to get there. There was no direction given. ”

Kris Beckenbach

Trump Rally Volunteer

Bug Carrier

“ …the vice president will maintain his schedule in accordance with the C.D.C. guidelines for essential personnel. ”

Devin O'Malley

Spokesman for Mike Pence

14 Apr 2011

Posted 29 Oct 2020

“ …the vice president will maintain his schedule in accordance with the C.D.C. guidelines for essential personnel. ”

Devin O’Malley

Spokesman for Mike Pence