“Enough.”

President Joe Biden

26 May 2021

“You know, we can look back at a time in history where people were told to wear a gold star, and they were definitely treated like second class citizens, so much so that they were put in trains and taken to gas chambers in Nazi Germany. And this is exactly the type of abuse that Nancy Pelosi is talking about.”

Marjorie Taylor Greene
Ersatz Human,

25 May 2021

“He would never have anticipated finding himself in the situation, but for the president and the rally and the way everything went down. We’ve heard ‘ mob mentality ’ — and he describes it to a T.”

Brent Mayr
Defense Attorney & Insurrection Apologist

24 May 2021

“Against an implacable, well-entrenched, nonstate enemy like the Hamas, Israel simply needs to ‘mow the grass’ once in a while to degrade enemy capabilities.”

Efraim Inbara & Eitan Shamira
Begin-Sadat Center for Strategic Studies

19 May 2021

“They’re accusing me of being aggressive and saying that my mannerisms are wrong. It’s definitely the other way round.”

Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA)
Moronic Asshole

19 May 2021

“His abuse of power as an elected member of Congress to smear a fellow veteran who works as a staffer in the same halls is disgraceful and unethical.”

494 U.S. Military Vets to Dan Crenshaw (R-TX)

18 May 2021

“Don’t worry—it will be fine, the Iron Dome will save us.”

Random Israeli

13 May 2021

“Why would you do this to anyone, let alone…the personal lawyer to the 45th president of the United States?”

Robert Costello
Idiot Lawyer’s Idiot Lawyer

30 Apr 2021

“Who among us would look perfect if every ex leaked every photo/text?”

Matt Gaetz
Bizarro Donny Osmond

10 Apr 2021

“Somebody pointed out that this is a ‘Mr.’ And we cannot have a ‘Mr’. Can we? We cannot have a ‘Mr.’ Somebody, somewhere, pointed out that this is toxic masculinity. Erm, and it was bad for somebody’s mental health somewhere to have Mr. Potato Head.”

Piers Morgan
Friend of LIterally No One

12 Mar 2021